RP - Hipp & Z.C.M.

[DJ]

The Legion, a group of wanderers who find themselves invading a wrestling company called World Combat Leauge, have had a quiet few weeks. Ever since they tried to make peace with their leader DJ Hipp's old friend Carari Grey, they haven't known what to do with themselves. And now the one they call GREY FOX has accused The Legion's own Z.C.M. of attacking her backstage at a recent Pay-Per-View.

Not going to let Grey continue to mess with Hipp's mind any longer, Z.C.M. led an attack two weeks ago on Carari without DJ's permission. Because of this, another of Hipp's former comrades, Doctor Cube came to Carari's defence against The Legion, further harming the chances of Hipp's plans for peace with the Bad Doctor working anytime soon.

Confused, The Smoke-G finds himself back at a place he hoped he wouldn't be until his mission at WCL was completed. Dressed in his black wrestling mask and a long, plain black t-shirt and black southpole jeans, he thinks to himself. Cube is right. I'm a fuck-king joke... Hipp enters a passcode and the door to Legion Base 003 is opened. He looks both ways, then behind himself, then in front of himself, then northeast, northwest, southeast and southwest before finally walking through the now open door and immediately shutting it.

The Base is in the slums of south-side Chicago. It isn't much, but it has special meaning to DJ as it is in the same apartment building he grew up in. In Hipp's apartment lives AveRage, his pet robot who used to be two robots, the tag team formerly known as Mecca NWA and Average Androiddudes, until they fused together. Fuck, I forgot about Rage...Hipp quickly tries to leave as he hadn't remembered loaning the apartment to AveRage until the bot could get on his feet. But the former xbox parts that make up this being stop Hipp from doing so.

AveRage
"What's wrong?"

DJ Hipp
"Leave me be Rage."

AveRage
"You can talk to me, I don't think your a piece of shit."

DJ Hipp
"Your biased. I raised you."

AveRage
"Wait, are you calling ME a piece of shit?!?"

DJ Hipp
"Yes. Do something 'bout it..."

AveRage
"AveRage. ALL SYSTEMS RAGING!"

DJ Hipp
"What did that do? You just made yourself mad...we have the lamest superpowers and abilities I swear."

AveRage
"I don't think yours are working anymore."

DJ Hipp
"If this cameraman weren't here I'd agree with you."

AveRage
"But you don't want people knowing your weak?"

DJ Hipp
"We have alot of enemies in these city streets my ni-."

Hipp is censored by a cop car driving by. He goes to the window and sees that the streets have cleared except for one man the police are apprehending.

DJ Hipp
"Streets cleared, I'll just go out the back. You gon' be good by yo-self? Aiight boi."

Hipp pulls out an iPod and puts in his head phones on the outside of the mask and exits the room. Now in the apartment complex hallway, he heads towards the back exit and begins running for it as he sees police heading towards his room out of the corner of his eye. As he's about to leave the building, another man wearing a wrestling mask is blocking the back exit. It is someone who knows Hipp.

FATHER!..SHIT! DJ had not been in contact with his"father" in six months and was not looking forward to seeing him. Hipp's "father" is wearing a red and black demonic wrestling mask with devil horns, long red and black wrestling tights and a tank top. He is quite bigger than his son and you can see in his eyes he is angry. However he is clearly not Hipp's real father as they seem about the same age.

Father Hipp
"Leaving?"

DJ Hipp
"Out of my way father."

Father Hipp
"Father? You know better than call me that!"

DJ Hipp
"Commander, lower your voice. The block is on fire right now, get me outta here...?"

The Commander
"Hmm? I'm on google translate and they don't have a slang to English option."

DJ Hipp
I have two pigs at my door probably questioning the shit out of Rage right now and I need a ride."

The Commander
"With the way you dissapoint at err'y turn, why shouldn't I turn you in?"

DJ Hipp
"Still trappin'?"

The Commander
"..."

DJ Hipp
"Slangin'?"

The Commander
"Ah fuck you and your smarts. I can get you out of here but it'll cost you a dime..."

DJ Hipp
"That's...thats a steep price man I don't know..."

The Commander
"Are you serious? $10 is steep for you?"

DJ Hipp
"We're really losing money on this invasion thing. Z.C.M. keeps wanting a prettier mask and I don't know it's hard for me to say no to her."

The Commander
"You SOOOOOO like her!"

DJ Hipp
"Scaaaaaaeed."

The Commander
"You hit yet? You have. I know your afraid of getting your heart broke after your ex-wife divorced you and told you she was Shad's sister, but you have to ask Z.C.M. out!"

DJ Hipp
"...."

Hipp just points and his "Commander" turns his head as the two policemen, with their guns out, are slowly approaching the masked men, who flee out the back door and run as fast as they can. The problem with this is they are in a back alley in the slums of Chicago that has cops in it. Yeah, it's 100 percent clear except one or two parked cars and wherever they go the cops will find them in a second. Much to The Commander's confusion, Hipp turns around and walks over toward the cops pulling something out of his pocket before putting his hands up. DJ looks over at his "Commander" who realizes what Hipp is doing and jogs over standing directly next to DJ. The police offers keep their guns up because their racist bastards and Hipp says what sounds like "DARK DIMENSION!" as he drops a smoke grenade and he, along with The Commander, vanishes as the cops are coughing and randomly shooting anywhere in the smoke.

Police Officer
"I think we got em!"

Somewhere in a different dimension...

Z.C.M. is at a bar in which everyone there is wearing masks, including the workers. DJ Hipp and The Commander are peaking out of the men's bathroom door, looking at her.

The Commander
"She wears the mask during sex, right?"

DJ Hipp
"...."

The Commander
"If you don't go over there and ask her out I will for you."

DJ Hipp
"If she says no I'm going to gouge your eyes out, cut off your balls, glue your eyes to your severed balls and make a toy for the orphanage."

The Commander
"I love kids, and now my balls can love kids too. Good Idea."

The Commander has to forcibly push Hipp out the door and he pushes him so hard that DJ crashes into a nearby table, sending it, him, and several drinks crashing to the floor causing a very noisy incident. Z.C.M. looks over and laughs but then quickly puts her head down, hoping that Hipp didn't see her. She knows he likes her and she finds that a bit awkward. But what would embarrass most, doesn't phase Hipp who just does what Jay-Z would call getting that dirt off your shoulder, and walks over to Z.C.M. without saying a word and sitting next to her at the bar.

DJ Hipp
"How bout that Grey Fox?"

Z.C.M.
"I didn't see you there DJ."

DJ Hipp
"Hope I didn't scare you."

Z.C.M.
"The only thing that scare me is...forget it."

DJ Hipp
"Hmm? You okay?"

Z.C.M.
"FORGET IT!"

DJ Hipp
"..."

Z.C.M.
"Sorry."

DJ Hipp
"...Is this where you've been? Seems like I barely see you anymore."

Z.C.M.
"Yeah. It's like we only hang out as a group..."

DJ Hipp
"...Remember when—"

Z.C.M.
"Yes."

DJ Hipp
"...I miss—"

Z.C.M.
"Ko-Ko..."

Things were surely getting awkward and it was obvious Hipp wasn't going to ask her out even from across the bar where The Commander was. If they didn't have masks on you would be able to see both Hipp and Z.C.M. were blushing. The Commander comes over to take some pressure off Hipp and as soon as she sees him, Z.C.M's eyes get bigger. She leaps off her barstool and puts her hand in a "Yes Sir!" type position against her forehead.

Z.C.M.
"Commander! Z.C.M. reporting for duty!"

DJ Hipp
"For Justice!"

Z.C.M.
"For Ko-Ko!"

DJ Hipp
"For Shad's sister!"

The Commander
"ENOUGH!"

DJ Hipp & Z.C.M.
"Our deepest regret, sir!"

The Commander
"Hipp what did I tell you about flirting within' The Legion?"

Z.C.M.
"But he wasn't—"

The Commander
"SILENCE!"

Z.C.M.
"..."

DJ Hipp
"That only works when Cube says it!"

The Commander
"Hipp, for the sake of the audience only make references to things that happened in World Combat Leauge. I mean, do not defy me!"

DJ Hipp
"Define defy!"

The Commander
"Your doing it again!"

Z.C.M.
"DJ...shut up."

The Commander
"Thank you. I'm going to Base 005. I'll be going by myself. I expect to see you both in twenty minutes!"

Z.C.M.
"Don't leave me with him!"

The Commander puts up a peace sign without looking back and walks out of the bar, hoping that Hipp will use the twenty minutes he should be walking with Z.C.M. to his advantage. Z.C.M. looks Hipp in the eyes for the first time in this encounter and motions for him let's go and Hipp walks fast to keep up with her. They also leave the bar and go the same way The Commander did, but he is no longer in sight. Where they are we have no clue. It is pitch black out and there are very few lights.

Z.C.M.
"If you try anything I'll kill you."

DJ Hipp
"Do I believe that?"

Z.C.M.
"You do."

DJ Hipp
"Please don't kill me."

Z.C.M.
"I'm afraid friendly-fire has been turned off this round."

DJ Hipp
"Do you wear the mask during sex?"

Z.C.M.
"...WHAT?"

DJ Hipp
"I know silly question. Us masked folk cannot possibly un-mask."

Z.C.M.
"...I'm taking a cab!"

DJ Hipp
"Do they have cabs in this dimension?"

Z.C.M.
"Don't think so."

DJ Hipp
"I knew you wouldn't leave me here."

Z.C.M.
"Oh I would. I would leave you in a second."

DJ Hipp
"Oh."

Z.C.M.
"Get over it."

DJ Hipp
"Over what?"

Z.C.M.
"...Ko-Ko..."

DJ Hipp
"I can't believe Russo said that."

Z.C.M.
"He will be punished."

DJ Hipp
"Well that sounded sexual."

A car swerved out of control and wasn't headed anywhere near Z.C.M. but Hipp pretended it was by saying "Car!" and grabbing Z.C.M. by the arm as if to pull her out of the way. They both knew she wasn't in any danger but Z.C.M. pretended she didn't and said "Thanks."They couldn't keep themselves from laughing though.

Z.C.M.
"What the fuck was that?"

DJ Hipp
"That was desperate."

Z.C.M.
"It was sweet."

DJ Hipp
"That's a new angle."

Z.C.M.
"Not new, it's just been missing for awhile."

DJ Hipp
"It has. Wanna date me?"

Z.C.M.
"!"

DJ Hipp
"Sorry."

Z.C.M.
"It's just that...we work together.."

DJ Hipp
"I'm not currently employed but your right."

Z.C.M.
"...Not good for business."

DJ Hipp
"Good for ratings..."

Z.C.M.
"Maybe after we destroy WCL you can ask me."

DJ Hipp
"Right. Rid the world of it's Combat Leauge so nothing can interfere with our love."

Z.C.M.
"..."

DJ Hipp
"Potential future love..."

Z.C.M.
"We're drunk right?"

DJ Hipp
"That's what it is. Drank to much..."

Neither of them was drunk at all and they both know this. For the next ten minutes of the trip they are completely quiet. Hipp tries to hold her hand a couple times but she always swipes his away until he gives up. Finally they reach a huge building and they stop and check it out like you would someone's sexy body before looking at each other and entering a few different pass-codes and finally remembering the correct one.

This Base is quite different from the last and is actually the main Legion Base. Inside it are ten bed rooms, four main hallways, 10 individual bathrooms, a laboratory and a lobby area. The walls are mainly pink, as is the floor and ceiling. In the lobby there is a wall of TV monitors. Several are set to cameras inside the week's WCL arena, while others cover the surroundings of the 5 bases, and one for each room of the Base.

The Commander is seen on the couch focused on a TV recording a conversation in a different "dimension" taking place between Vince Russo and Mark Henry, but we do not hear it. Z.C.M. enters through the main entrance while Hipp enters through a different door, as Z.C.M. told him to pretend they hadn't walked together.

The Commander
"Good, we're all here. I hope you two got out all the silliness on your walk because we have business to discuss."

Z.C.M.
"We didn't walk together..."

The Commander
"Anyway...Z.C.M. I saw your little fight with Russo and I must say, well done. He deserved it. In fact he deserved a lot more than that. That goes for anyone who disrespects The Legion and especially our sacred Ko-Ko!"

Z.C.M.
"I miss that cat."

DJ Hipp
"We all do..."

The Commander
"She's talking about Ko-Ko, Hipp! Get your mind out of the gutters!"

Z.C.M.
"What makes you think we had sex!? P_p"

DJ Hipp
"-_-"

The Commander
"She just did the Rage face..."

DJ Hipp
"Moving on...the issue with Grey Fox and The Bad Doctor."

The Commander
"Ah yes. Perhaps we were to nice to Grey Fox. Z.C.M. I like your initiative. That was good last week. Not very wise and it hurt our plans but it was funny."

DJ Hipp
"No wonder we don't get anything done, we're more concerned about being funny."

The Commander
"Lol yes. I always thought it was because we didn't have any wrestlers that don't suck."

DJ Hipp
"The shock value was worth adding Russo. The he sucks value is worth dropping him. Mark can stay, he's a manster and he'll be useful against Scott Steiner. Now that Storme has been added we actually have a few wrestlers who don't suck. And the one who does was atleast WCW Champion, more than most of WCL can say."

Z.C.M.
"I'm not talking to either of you..."

DJ Hipp
"She's just drunk."

The Commander
"Ah. What's this with your powers not working? Your smoke grenade technique seemed as crisp as ever earlier."

DJ Hipp
"But at the arena...something must be blocking my power at the arena."

The Commander
"Hmm...I hope I'm not cock blocking right now."

DJ Hipp
"Your good. If something was gonna happen it would have in them dark alleys."

The Commander
"Very well. And this weekend at the Pay-Per-View? Can you ensure me we'll be leaving with a championship? Storme doesn't have a problem wrestling women does he?"

DJ Hipp
"They keep beating everyone...but it shouldn't be an issue for Steve."

The Commander
"Good. Z.C.M. and Ko-Ko will be there will they not?"

DJ Hipp
"Drake White hasn't contacted us with that information."

The Commander
"BLAST! We need our team on this match!"

DJ Hipp
"And if they are not?"

The Commander
"Do something."

DJ Hipp
"And if they are?"

The Commander
"Do something."

DJ Hipp
"There's a mixed tag match with both GREY FOX and Doctor Cube involved...Z? You up for making this a three team tag?"

Z.C.M.
"...We can do that?"

DJ Hipp
"I can I don't work there. Is this not what we need to be doing? Drake White has given us opportunity to strike. And the first bullet..."

Z.C.M.
"Shall hit that BITCH GREY FOX in her face! Let's do it!"

DJ Hipp
"...When you say "it" we're thinking the same thing right?"

Z.C.M. goes to attack Hipp as she did Russo but DJ smoke grenades away just in time as The Commander watches on. Steve Storme hears the racket from another room at the base and enters the lobby but The Commander signals to him that its a bad time and Steve scans the scene and agrees, going back to his room. This leaves just The Commander and Z.C.M. alone in an awkward situation.

The Commander
"You like him..."

Z.C.M.
"Shut. Up!"

The scene abruptly ends.

[Adult Gohan]

I plan to read this. I've just been feeling lazy-ish.

[DJ]

I don't blame you, especially with how long it is.

[DJ]

You ever read this? League shut down before me and Alex's team got to do anything. We won this match and Alex (Steve Storme) lost his debut and then everyone just stopped logging on cause word got around the GM was done. Me (Hipp) and Alex (Storme) were going to take over the E-fed when the GM left but he took everyone with him.

[Adult Gohan]

A lot of it is random and I like random, but some of it I just really don't understand. I'd say that some of the dialogue was a bit rushed, yet it was still quite long. There are some really good bits of writing though. It's made me feel like doing some silly roleplaying. I reckon I might be able to pull off a decent John Cena.

[DJ]

The combination of slang, purposely misspelled words, inside jokes (BLAST!), internet memes, nicknames that only my characters use for people, and over two years worth of references based on my career and that of my peers probably attribute to miss-understandings. Some bits were rushed, but reading through it again its mostly stuff where I started to write something and went a different direction with it a few days later and didn't bother to edit.

Glad it made you want to RP, that was originally the goal. Everyone was taking the fed too serious all of a sudden and I was trying to be like, we used to be about fun shit, who cares about results? I'd love to be able to finish this angle but I can't cause as much as I inspired Z.C.M. and eventually molded her into who she became, she was still the GM's character. And the entirety of The Legion is rooted in her making Hipp increasingly more evil every time she rejects him, and leading him on until she has no use for him. It was going to lead to a big feud with Storme where he was Z.C.M.'s lover the whole time.

[Adult Gohan]

It sucks when you have ideas and then you don't get to use them. I think Cena would be great fun right now. Great fun.

[DJ]

Apr 24, 2011 0:03:05 GMT -5 Adult Gohan said:

It sucks when you have ideas and then you don't get to use them. I think Cena would be great fun right now. Great fun.

I remember when I rp'd as D'Von for you Nation of Domination group. That could of been great but it only lasted one or two matches. I'd just like to RP in general, but believe me I've looked, there isn't anywhere e-fed wise to do so.

[Adult Gohan]

I'll even join one of the shitty WWE efeds, where kids just try to pick up the 'divas'.

[DJ]

I wont.

[Adult Gohan]

But the divas are hot, man!!

[DJ]

Apr 26, 2011 2:12:15 GMT -5 Adult Gohan said:

But the divas are hot, man!!

They aren't real its a game.

[Adult Gohan]

I wouldn't even go as far as saying it's a game. It's a nothing~!

[DJ]

Bored. I should maybe see if Aleh wants to run a e-fed on his CAW site with me.

[Adult Gohan]

Okay~!