Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 8, 2011 16:58:08 GMT -5
WE ARE LIVE AT THE SWC ARENA IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! JUST ONE DAY REMOVED FROM WHAT WHAT IN WoS BUTT! IF YOU MISSED IT, WELL YOU ARE AN ASSBOX!
Match 1: Peter Griffin vs Shrek
Peter starts off with a huge clothesline but Shrek refuses to move, so Peter rebounds off the ropes & tries again to no avail. One more time, Shrek counters with a huge right hand, before sitting down on Peter the ogre is feeding off the hatred of the crowd. Shrek now has his arse on Peter's chest suffocating him, to the point where the ringside doctor may have to intervene, but Griffin wakes up & finds the strength to power out of the suffocation attempt. Griffin uses a quick neckbreaker & Griffin putting his forearms across the throat of Shrek he had to release it due to it being a banned hold. Griffin in frustration stomping on Shrek's head then moves him to the turnbuckle. Griffin on the other end of the ring & he's running... He turns & MISSES, that huge arse could have spelt the end for Shrek who has gone to his feet & SWAMP DROP connects. Shrek covers 1..2..3! Shrek has pulled off a huge upset! SHREK WINS! SHREK WINS!
Winner: Shrek
Interview with Gabe Logan
"Gabe you failed to win a number one contenders match & subsequently never wrestled last night. Thoughts?"
"Well, I'm going to bring my a game to SWC soon. Yoshimitsu already knows the score, but I will be in action tonight."
"Ok, but what's in the future for you?"
"Hopefully a shot at the SWC Title, I mean I respect Ronald McDonald, I also respect the fans who give everything to this business."
*Homer Simpson walks in*
"Hey Jackass!"
"Talkin' to me?"
"You know it, don't even get any fancy ideas about the SWC title. Everyone totally knows that it's as good as mine!"
"...Right."
*End Promo*
Intercontinental title match The Stig vs Niko Bellic
Niko starts the match off with a tie up & starts using that Serbian wrestling background going through several holds, while the Stig is thinking WTF? Niko is now using the knee to the gut while Stig rests on the turnbuckle, now being propped on the top rope & Niko attempts a superplex, while Stig pounds the head to try & knock him down & he does so Stig now turning round & MOONSAULT inch perfect there from the Stig but is it enough to put Niko away? No it isn't, only a 2 count there Stig now in the *ahem* driving seat dropkicking the face of Bellic before locking in a headscissors, Bellic kicks out & applies an armbar & Stig counters that one before both men get to their feet & Stig now cheered on by the audience quickly boots him in the face & cover 1..2.. Kickout by Bellic, Stig locks in a modified STF it calls the Gambon Corner! Many minutes pass and pressure increases but Bellic refuses to tap despite being in huge pain & dealing with a crowd that just hates him. The Stig releases the hold & stands Bellic up & POWERLAP SUPLEX Cover 1..2..3! It was a good effort but in the end Stig proved too strong
Winner: The Stig
Match 3 Paul Chuckle vs Mario
Here we go, hopefully we will get a much longer contest than last night it would seem that way because it was already gone past ten seconds with Paul taking the lead already, with a headlock takedown & uses a backbreaker almost crushing the spine of Mario. Paul takes in the moment to think, but he shouldn't have done that as Mario kicks him in the gut from the floor & capitalises on a stupid mistake by Paul hitting him with a jumping uppercut, Paul dazed now recieves a facecrusher from Mario. These two are friends but Mario is still hurting from the 8 second loss last night & it shows because Mario now has Paul Chuckle in a surfboard stretch, after a few minutes Paul stands up & somehow counters into a suplex, then an arm drag & a knife edge chop WOOOOO! & it knocks Mario down who is getting ragdolled at this moment by the Chuckle brother. Paul Chuckle lifts Mario above his head & CHUCKLE DRIVER connecting 1..2..3! Yet again a loss for the Mario brothers but they still shake hands after the match.
Winner: Paul Chuckle
Match 4 SWC Title rematch
Yoshimitsu swaggering out of his corner, trying to get under the skin of Ronald McDonald & HE'S RESPONDED BY KNOCKING HIM DOWN AND BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOSHIMITSU. Things aren't calming down it's an all out brawl between the two now, the referee has the right to rule a no-contest here before things get out of hand. Too late, both men have started bleeding stop the match please before things get really ugly. After ten minutes of all out violence, the referee rules a no-contest these men will have to be pulled apart by SWC security, who storm the ring & manage to get them apart. SWC Management will have a word here *Titantron* IT'S THE MYSTERIOUS SWC PRESIDENT! WHO IS HE? *President* "NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN SUCH RECKLESS BEHAVIOUR! While the audience were entertained, have you thought what you have done, that your actions have consequences? Of course you haven't which means both of you will be punished publicly. Ronald McDonald; You will NOT be stripped of the SWC Championship, but you are suspended without pay for 1 week. Yoshimitsu; Oh dear where do I start... Many superstars have complained about you. I do have a punishment that I feel is right. You are suspended for TWO weeks no payment. On top of that, you will also forfeit your SWC Championship rematch clause, both punishments are effective immediately. Please vacate the building in an orderly manner, or allow security to escort you out."
THIS HAS BEEN SWC! Goodnight everybody!
Match 1: Peter Griffin vs Shrek
Peter starts off with a huge clothesline but Shrek refuses to move, so Peter rebounds off the ropes & tries again to no avail. One more time, Shrek counters with a huge right hand, before sitting down on Peter the ogre is feeding off the hatred of the crowd. Shrek now has his arse on Peter's chest suffocating him, to the point where the ringside doctor may have to intervene, but Griffin wakes up & finds the strength to power out of the suffocation attempt. Griffin uses a quick neckbreaker & Griffin putting his forearms across the throat of Shrek he had to release it due to it being a banned hold. Griffin in frustration stomping on Shrek's head then moves him to the turnbuckle. Griffin on the other end of the ring & he's running... He turns & MISSES, that huge arse could have spelt the end for Shrek who has gone to his feet & SWAMP DROP connects. Shrek covers 1..2..3! Shrek has pulled off a huge upset! SHREK WINS! SHREK WINS!
Winner: Shrek
Interview with Gabe Logan
"Gabe you failed to win a number one contenders match & subsequently never wrestled last night. Thoughts?"
"Well, I'm going to bring my a game to SWC soon. Yoshimitsu already knows the score, but I will be in action tonight."
"Ok, but what's in the future for you?"
"Hopefully a shot at the SWC Title, I mean I respect Ronald McDonald, I also respect the fans who give everything to this business."
*Homer Simpson walks in*
"Hey Jackass!"
"Talkin' to me?"
"You know it, don't even get any fancy ideas about the SWC title. Everyone totally knows that it's as good as mine!"
"...Right."
*End Promo*
Intercontinental title match The Stig vs Niko Bellic
Niko starts the match off with a tie up & starts using that Serbian wrestling background going through several holds, while the Stig is thinking WTF? Niko is now using the knee to the gut while Stig rests on the turnbuckle, now being propped on the top rope & Niko attempts a superplex, while Stig pounds the head to try & knock him down & he does so Stig now turning round & MOONSAULT inch perfect there from the Stig but is it enough to put Niko away? No it isn't, only a 2 count there Stig now in the *ahem* driving seat dropkicking the face of Bellic before locking in a headscissors, Bellic kicks out & applies an armbar & Stig counters that one before both men get to their feet & Stig now cheered on by the audience quickly boots him in the face & cover 1..2.. Kickout by Bellic, Stig locks in a modified STF it calls the Gambon Corner! Many minutes pass and pressure increases but Bellic refuses to tap despite being in huge pain & dealing with a crowd that just hates him. The Stig releases the hold & stands Bellic up & POWERLAP SUPLEX Cover 1..2..3! It was a good effort but in the end Stig proved too strong
Winner: The Stig
Match 3 Paul Chuckle vs Mario
Here we go, hopefully we will get a much longer contest than last night it would seem that way because it was already gone past ten seconds with Paul taking the lead already, with a headlock takedown & uses a backbreaker almost crushing the spine of Mario. Paul takes in the moment to think, but he shouldn't have done that as Mario kicks him in the gut from the floor & capitalises on a stupid mistake by Paul hitting him with a jumping uppercut, Paul dazed now recieves a facecrusher from Mario. These two are friends but Mario is still hurting from the 8 second loss last night & it shows because Mario now has Paul Chuckle in a surfboard stretch, after a few minutes Paul stands up & somehow counters into a suplex, then an arm drag & a knife edge chop WOOOOO! & it knocks Mario down who is getting ragdolled at this moment by the Chuckle brother. Paul Chuckle lifts Mario above his head & CHUCKLE DRIVER connecting 1..2..3! Yet again a loss for the Mario brothers but they still shake hands after the match.
Winner: Paul Chuckle
Match 4 SWC Title rematch
Yoshimitsu swaggering out of his corner, trying to get under the skin of Ronald McDonald & HE'S RESPONDED BY KNOCKING HIM DOWN AND BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOSHIMITSU. Things aren't calming down it's an all out brawl between the two now, the referee has the right to rule a no-contest here before things get out of hand. Too late, both men have started bleeding stop the match please before things get really ugly. After ten minutes of all out violence, the referee rules a no-contest these men will have to be pulled apart by SWC security, who storm the ring & manage to get them apart. SWC Management will have a word here *Titantron* IT'S THE MYSTERIOUS SWC PRESIDENT! WHO IS HE? *President* "NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN SUCH RECKLESS BEHAVIOUR! While the audience were entertained, have you thought what you have done, that your actions have consequences? Of course you haven't which means both of you will be punished publicly. Ronald McDonald; You will NOT be stripped of the SWC Championship, but you are suspended without pay for 1 week. Yoshimitsu; Oh dear where do I start... Many superstars have complained about you. I do have a punishment that I feel is right. You are suspended for TWO weeks no payment. On top of that, you will also forfeit your SWC Championship rematch clause, both punishments are effective immediately. Please vacate the building in an orderly manner, or allow security to escort you out."
THIS HAS BEEN SWC! Goodnight everybody!
