Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 14, 2011 13:46:23 GMT -5
Welcome to OHW! A show that is miles better than SWC lol.
Match 1: Spongebob vs Chuck Greene
*match bell*
The match gets underway with Spongebob taking control of the match, putting Greene in a headlock then going behind him, taking him down & chickenwing pin 1. Kickout by Greene who quickly uses a neckbreaker & springs up, clothesline following that. How can Spongebob regain control of the matchup? Anyway Greene showing disrespect for his opponent by slapping him round the back of the head, Spongebob annoyed at this stands up & throws a left, then a right another left before whipping him across the ring & a body drop, Spongebob lifts him up & plants him with a spinebuster. Look at this... That's an SWC superstar! It's Gun Jack! He's not welcome here, but it looks like he's docile so thats a good thing. WHOA CAMERA PANS BACK TO A MOTORBOAT! Cover 1.2.3! Spongebob wins... Whoa Gun Jack charges the ring & unleashes on Spongebob & tosses him out of the ring. Uh oh, Chuck Greene is clueless to what's going on, Jack preparing to use the DIVE BOMBER! Landing!
*Jack picks up a mic*
"OHW you will... PAY FOR INSULT!"
Winner: Spongebob
Match 2: Phil Mitchell vs Jimmy Hopkins
*match begins*
Don't expect a technical matchup here, just an all out brawl. Hopkins uses a left, then a right. Mitchell not even fazed, his turn to exchange before kneeing Hopkins in the gut & flooring him with a right, then kicking him in the face & EYE POKE! That's against the rules, damn you Hopkins! Sleeper hold locked in, Hopkins pounding on the head of Mitchell while the holds locked in Mitchell gets to his feet & rams Hopkins into the corner & then removes the turnbuckle covering, Mitchell tries a splash & runs straight into that exposed turnbuckle & SCHOOLBOY NECKBREAKER cover, feet against the ropes 1.2.3! Hopkins steals one...
Winner: Jimmy Hopkins
*Interview with Little Britain*
Ladies & Gentlemen, Little Britain!
Say, can I get a few words about Phil Mitchell's attack on SWC?
*Lou* "SWC aren't worth the air they breathe, the space they consume. Isn't that right Andy?"
*Andy* "Yeah*
*Lou* "You see Phil is doing everyone a service here, Andy can't see that at the moment but he will wisen up"
*Andy* "I like SWC"
*Lou* "But Andy, you once said to me that SWC was just degenerate and violent drivel, a perfect accompaniment to a lonely imbecile."
*Andy* "Yeah I know"
*Lou* "OK, thanks for your time Mr. Interviewer, it was nice to meet you, say thank you Andy"
*Andy* "Piss off"
Match 3: Ed, Edd & Eddy vs Top Gear Trio (tag team #1 contendership match)
*Match bell*
Here we go, match beginning with Ed & James May in the ring, both sides have to nominate a manager to sit at ringside, while the two are fighting. Edd is nominated & Jeremy Clarkson steps back, leaving Hammond & May to do the work. OOF Ed with a stiff headbutt to May's skull, before he hurries to tag Hammond in. May warns Hammond about the skull of Ed who charges at him & lands a clothesline on Hammond, while May tactically chokes Ed allowing Hammond to capitalise by going for a cover 1.2 kickout by Ed, Hammond now trying to use some wrestling ability but failing miserably, embarrased he tags in James May who understands more about technical things. May gets on top of Ed, oklahoma roll 1.2 kickout by Ed who looks outdone, outwitted & just plain beat at this point. Meanwhile May locks a chinlock in, after a couple of minutes Ed finds his feet & crowd on fire can he make a tag he's a couple of feet... centimetres... INCHES AWAY & MAY CATCHES HIM IN THE NICK OF TIME, May plants an elbow drop to the spine of Ed before tagging in Hammond who goes to work on Ed before propping him up, May walks in... Jawbreaker & Hammond misses the Shining Wizard part of their tag finisher "Hammond, you insufferable OAF!" Both men arguing amongst themselves while Ed slowly creeping towards Eddy... TAG MADE, Eddy knocks down Hammond, then May, knocks down May again & throws punches with Hammond who loses the exchange May sneaks behind... Eddy throws him out the ring, Hammond misses a clothesline & THE JAW BREAKER Cover...1.2.3! Ed, Edd & Eddy are the new #1 contenders to the OHW Tag Titles! While the Top Gear trio are arguing among themselves, Hammond and May appear to blame Clarkson for sitting around not doing anything.
Winner: Ed, Edd & Eddy
Main Event: Agent 47 vs Gio Compario
*match bell*
Well both men are in the ring, 47 locks in a head lock then takes him down & punches him in the face before picking him up & putting him in the corner, running toward him now & an elbow to the face of 47 by Compario who throws him shoulder first into the ringpost, schoolboy rollup 1.2 kickout by 47 who now has a dodgy shoulder to contend with, Compario locks in a shoulder lock. Wait a minute it's Gun Jack & 2 other SWC superstars, they have stormed the ring & have started to beat down 47 & Compario, Shrek tosses Compario out of the ring. Shrek turns his attention to 47 & SWAMP DROP followed by a beatdown by Shrek, Jack & Niko Bellic. CJ storms the ring, CJ throws a left at Jack & clotheslines Shrek & stops to confront fellow Rockstar alumni Niko Bellic. Both men are silent, staring at eachother, Jack just boots CJ out of nowhere. This shouldn't be happening, OHW should be standing tall not SWC, not like this!
Winner: Nobody
Match 1: Spongebob vs Chuck Greene
*match bell*
The match gets underway with Spongebob taking control of the match, putting Greene in a headlock then going behind him, taking him down & chickenwing pin 1. Kickout by Greene who quickly uses a neckbreaker & springs up, clothesline following that. How can Spongebob regain control of the matchup? Anyway Greene showing disrespect for his opponent by slapping him round the back of the head, Spongebob annoyed at this stands up & throws a left, then a right another left before whipping him across the ring & a body drop, Spongebob lifts him up & plants him with a spinebuster. Look at this... That's an SWC superstar! It's Gun Jack! He's not welcome here, but it looks like he's docile so thats a good thing. WHOA CAMERA PANS BACK TO A MOTORBOAT! Cover 1.2.3! Spongebob wins... Whoa Gun Jack charges the ring & unleashes on Spongebob & tosses him out of the ring. Uh oh, Chuck Greene is clueless to what's going on, Jack preparing to use the DIVE BOMBER! Landing!
*Jack picks up a mic*
"OHW you will... PAY FOR INSULT!"
Winner: Spongebob
Match 2: Phil Mitchell vs Jimmy Hopkins
*match begins*
Don't expect a technical matchup here, just an all out brawl. Hopkins uses a left, then a right. Mitchell not even fazed, his turn to exchange before kneeing Hopkins in the gut & flooring him with a right, then kicking him in the face & EYE POKE! That's against the rules, damn you Hopkins! Sleeper hold locked in, Hopkins pounding on the head of Mitchell while the holds locked in Mitchell gets to his feet & rams Hopkins into the corner & then removes the turnbuckle covering, Mitchell tries a splash & runs straight into that exposed turnbuckle & SCHOOLBOY NECKBREAKER cover, feet against the ropes 1.2.3! Hopkins steals one...
Winner: Jimmy Hopkins
*Interview with Little Britain*
Ladies & Gentlemen, Little Britain!
Say, can I get a few words about Phil Mitchell's attack on SWC?
*Lou* "SWC aren't worth the air they breathe, the space they consume. Isn't that right Andy?"
*Andy* "Yeah*
*Lou* "You see Phil is doing everyone a service here, Andy can't see that at the moment but he will wisen up"
*Andy* "I like SWC"
*Lou* "But Andy, you once said to me that SWC was just degenerate and violent drivel, a perfect accompaniment to a lonely imbecile."
*Andy* "Yeah I know"
*Lou* "OK, thanks for your time Mr. Interviewer, it was nice to meet you, say thank you Andy"
*Andy* "Piss off"
Match 3: Ed, Edd & Eddy vs Top Gear Trio (tag team #1 contendership match)
*Match bell*
Here we go, match beginning with Ed & James May in the ring, both sides have to nominate a manager to sit at ringside, while the two are fighting. Edd is nominated & Jeremy Clarkson steps back, leaving Hammond & May to do the work. OOF Ed with a stiff headbutt to May's skull, before he hurries to tag Hammond in. May warns Hammond about the skull of Ed who charges at him & lands a clothesline on Hammond, while May tactically chokes Ed allowing Hammond to capitalise by going for a cover 1.2 kickout by Ed, Hammond now trying to use some wrestling ability but failing miserably, embarrased he tags in James May who understands more about technical things. May gets on top of Ed, oklahoma roll 1.2 kickout by Ed who looks outdone, outwitted & just plain beat at this point. Meanwhile May locks a chinlock in, after a couple of minutes Ed finds his feet & crowd on fire can he make a tag he's a couple of feet... centimetres... INCHES AWAY & MAY CATCHES HIM IN THE NICK OF TIME, May plants an elbow drop to the spine of Ed before tagging in Hammond who goes to work on Ed before propping him up, May walks in... Jawbreaker & Hammond misses the Shining Wizard part of their tag finisher "Hammond, you insufferable OAF!" Both men arguing amongst themselves while Ed slowly creeping towards Eddy... TAG MADE, Eddy knocks down Hammond, then May, knocks down May again & throws punches with Hammond who loses the exchange May sneaks behind... Eddy throws him out the ring, Hammond misses a clothesline & THE JAW BREAKER Cover...1.2.3! Ed, Edd & Eddy are the new #1 contenders to the OHW Tag Titles! While the Top Gear trio are arguing among themselves, Hammond and May appear to blame Clarkson for sitting around not doing anything.
Winner: Ed, Edd & Eddy
Main Event: Agent 47 vs Gio Compario
*match bell*
Well both men are in the ring, 47 locks in a head lock then takes him down & punches him in the face before picking him up & putting him in the corner, running toward him now & an elbow to the face of 47 by Compario who throws him shoulder first into the ringpost, schoolboy rollup 1.2 kickout by 47 who now has a dodgy shoulder to contend with, Compario locks in a shoulder lock. Wait a minute it's Gun Jack & 2 other SWC superstars, they have stormed the ring & have started to beat down 47 & Compario, Shrek tosses Compario out of the ring. Shrek turns his attention to 47 & SWAMP DROP followed by a beatdown by Shrek, Jack & Niko Bellic. CJ storms the ring, CJ throws a left at Jack & clotheslines Shrek & stops to confront fellow Rockstar alumni Niko Bellic. Both men are silent, staring at eachother, Jack just boots CJ out of nowhere. This shouldn't be happening, OHW should be standing tall not SWC, not like this!
Winner: Nobody
