Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 17, 2011 15:39:46 GMT -5
Welcome to SWC RAWR! Bringing you the best in all of sports entertainment!
Opening promo
*Captain Carpentry & Peter Griffin stand in the ring with a microphone*
Captain: "Last thursday my acquaintance was attacked by an oafish vagabond. We at SWC won't stand for this!"
Peter: "Yeah, what an assbox."
Captain: "So those at OHW who wish to settle this, we shall challenge you but at a later date."
Peter: "I ain't scared ah no OHW bastards!"
Captain: "Peter dear chap, it would be foolish to engage in such a skirmish. I forbid you to even acknowledge them animals."
Peter: "Aww"
Captain: "I understand that you are upset, but you have a match at Fright Night to look forward to..."
Peter: "Really! WHO WHO!"
Captain: "Myself, good boy"
Peter: "Hehehehe, awesome!"
*both men leave ring, end promo*
Match 1: IC Title match The Stig vs Niko Bellic vs Osama Bin Laden
*match bell*
Here we go with Bellic & Osama ganging up on Stig, Niko holding it's arms back before Osama punches Stig not once but twice Niko then locks a sleeper hold in, Osama slaps Bellic who clotheslines Osama. The champion still grounded, Bellic turns his attention to Stig but Osama rolls him up 1.2 kickout. Osama puts Niko face down towards Mecca & locks in the CAMEL CLUTCH Osama goes for it already! Niko Bellic looks like tapping, he's gonna tap! Just in the nick of time Stig nails Osama with a dropkick, all three men down. Eventually they all find their feet & Stig nails Osama with a left and a right then a rolling clothesline, Stig now getting Bellic trapped in a gutwrench position & drops him from there locking the submission in squeezing on the waist. Bellic powers out, then a gutwrench suplex converted with an armbar, this time Stig on the backfoot Osama has been quiet, too quiet indeed I hope he isn't planning anything. Speaking of Osama, he tries to low blow Stig but he should know that wouldn't work as Stig has no known genitalia, The Stig slowly wanders over to Osama & just takes a huge swing at him. Bellic rolls Stig up 1.2 counter, Stig rolls to it's boots still grabbing the arm of Bellic & POWERLAP connecting 1.2.3! What a match! Stig hightails it outta there, Bellic goes to the locker room. Osama grabs a mic. Osama: *In Arabic* "I was screwed! I wanna rematch Stig. Not now, but at Fright Night Oct.30! Not just any match though, hell no. I want to fight you in a STEEL CAGE!"
Winner: The Stig
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Match 2: Snape vs Bieber
*match bell*
There's the bell & Bieber showing promise early on & catches Snape unawares, Bieber lies back in the turnbuckle egging Snape on & Snape runs at him just as Bieber boots him in the chest while jumping onto the top rope... WHY AM I A SHOOTING STAR PRESS! 1.2.3! What an upset here at SWC! Ladies and gentlemen your winner in 46 seconds... Justin Bieber! It's the fact that this arsehole won that has shocked me but, in under a minute AND against Snape of all superstars, WOW. Snape: "I want this match restarted, right now." *SWC President intervenes on titantron* President: "Snape, I understand that you are upset, but I'm sorry the referee's decision is indeed final." *Captain Carpentry appears on stage* Captain: HAHAHA, it coundn't happen to a nicer fellow, you are a coward Snape. Prove me wrong at Fright Night.
Winner: Justin Bieber(!)
Match 3: James Bond vs Shrek
*match bell*
Chothesline by Shrek, 007 ducks it Shrek attempts it again 007 with a step toehold. Shrek gets up immediately tries another offense but 007 dodges, this is ever similar to Louis Spence's strategy against the stronger superstars, except Bond kicks the ogre in the back of the head. Get some offense lad, Shrek's a big bastard so he'll take a pounding! Nice one 007, keeping his momentum going using everything in his arsenal against Shrek who reverses a hold with a sidewalk slam, Shrek now getting some offense in by punches and kicks. Shrek never had an interest in actual wrestling, he's just a fat cunt who got lucky & now he kicks seven shades of shit out of anyone, 007 just countered & starts some good wrestling before he sweeps the legs of Shrek & he wraps the legs around, turns him over SHARPSHOOTER applied! He has to tap, Shrek is a sturdy opponent harder than Bieber who tapped after 47 seconds, but he won today after 46! Shrek tries to reach the ropes but it's futile as 007 pulls him away & SHREK TAPS!!
Winner: James Bond
*Fright night advert*
OCTOBER 30th, the night where everything SWC turns... SPOOKY! Well, as far as wrestling shows go. See Captain Carpentry vs Peter Griffin, The Stig vs Osama Bin Laden in a cage match for the IC title & more to be announced.
Main event: ?? vs Krusty
Krusty: "Ugh, I've been told by SWC that I have to gi... HEY HEY KIDS! One of you lucky under 18 fans can come to the ring & meet me! Krusty! So which one of you lucky fuckers is it?"
*Kid walks into the ring*
Krusty: "What's your name kid?"
Kid: "Adrian"
Krusty: "Adrian, did your crackwhore mother name you? What an assbox"
*Adrian starts to cry*
Krusty: "Damnit kid I didn't say anything wrong, man up you little bastard, or I will slap you!"
Krusty: "Have it your way"
*Krusty starts to square up to Adrian, and lifts his fist toward him*
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6CDfqqEWM4 Is heard out of the speakers*
MY GOD IT'S RONALD MCDONALD! BACK FROM HIS SUSPENSION, HE RUSHES TO THE RING & BEATS KRUSTY UP, KNOCKS HIM SQUARE OUT WITH ONE HIT! Ronald: "Adrian, little man! Don't let this asshole ruin your experience tonight, Krusty doesn't represent us."
Ronald: "Hell, after the night you've had I'll take you backstage as my guest! You'll meet all of the stars."
Adrian: "Really?!?"
Ronald: "Yeah, everyone there is cool. Except Yoshimitsu & Krusty, Paul Chuckle is really nice."
*Both go backstage*
Goodnight everybody!
Opening promo
*Captain Carpentry & Peter Griffin stand in the ring with a microphone*
Captain: "Last thursday my acquaintance was attacked by an oafish vagabond. We at SWC won't stand for this!"
Peter: "Yeah, what an assbox."
Captain: "So those at OHW who wish to settle this, we shall challenge you but at a later date."
Peter: "I ain't scared ah no OHW bastards!"
Captain: "Peter dear chap, it would be foolish to engage in such a skirmish. I forbid you to even acknowledge them animals."
Peter: "Aww"
Captain: "I understand that you are upset, but you have a match at Fright Night to look forward to..."
Peter: "Really! WHO WHO!"
Captain: "Myself, good boy"
Peter: "Hehehehe, awesome!"
*both men leave ring, end promo*
Match 1: IC Title match The Stig vs Niko Bellic vs Osama Bin Laden
*match bell*
Here we go with Bellic & Osama ganging up on Stig, Niko holding it's arms back before Osama punches Stig not once but twice Niko then locks a sleeper hold in, Osama slaps Bellic who clotheslines Osama. The champion still grounded, Bellic turns his attention to Stig but Osama rolls him up 1.2 kickout. Osama puts Niko face down towards Mecca & locks in the CAMEL CLUTCH Osama goes for it already! Niko Bellic looks like tapping, he's gonna tap! Just in the nick of time Stig nails Osama with a dropkick, all three men down. Eventually they all find their feet & Stig nails Osama with a left and a right then a rolling clothesline, Stig now getting Bellic trapped in a gutwrench position & drops him from there locking the submission in squeezing on the waist. Bellic powers out, then a gutwrench suplex converted with an armbar, this time Stig on the backfoot Osama has been quiet, too quiet indeed I hope he isn't planning anything. Speaking of Osama, he tries to low blow Stig but he should know that wouldn't work as Stig has no known genitalia, The Stig slowly wanders over to Osama & just takes a huge swing at him. Bellic rolls Stig up 1.2 counter, Stig rolls to it's boots still grabbing the arm of Bellic & POWERLAP connecting 1.2.3! What a match! Stig hightails it outta there, Bellic goes to the locker room. Osama grabs a mic. Osama: *In Arabic* "I was screwed! I wanna rematch Stig. Not now, but at Fright Night Oct.30! Not just any match though, hell no. I want to fight you in a STEEL CAGE!"
Winner: The Stig
Advert: GET YOUR OFFICIAL SWC MERCHANDISE INCLUDING T-SHIRTS, MAGAZINES & OF COURSE THE FIRST EVER RELEASE OF THE BEST OF THE RING SWC ACTION FIGURES! PLUS A MEET AND GREET OUTSIDE THE ARENA AT THE DAWG HOUSE!
Match 2: Snape vs Bieber
*match bell*
There's the bell & Bieber showing promise early on & catches Snape unawares, Bieber lies back in the turnbuckle egging Snape on & Snape runs at him just as Bieber boots him in the chest while jumping onto the top rope... WHY AM I A SHOOTING STAR PRESS! 1.2.3! What an upset here at SWC! Ladies and gentlemen your winner in 46 seconds... Justin Bieber! It's the fact that this arsehole won that has shocked me but, in under a minute AND against Snape of all superstars, WOW. Snape: "I want this match restarted, right now." *SWC President intervenes on titantron* President: "Snape, I understand that you are upset, but I'm sorry the referee's decision is indeed final." *Captain Carpentry appears on stage* Captain: HAHAHA, it coundn't happen to a nicer fellow, you are a coward Snape. Prove me wrong at Fright Night.
Winner: Justin Bieber(!)
Match 3: James Bond vs Shrek
*match bell*
Chothesline by Shrek, 007 ducks it Shrek attempts it again 007 with a step toehold. Shrek gets up immediately tries another offense but 007 dodges, this is ever similar to Louis Spence's strategy against the stronger superstars, except Bond kicks the ogre in the back of the head. Get some offense lad, Shrek's a big bastard so he'll take a pounding! Nice one 007, keeping his momentum going using everything in his arsenal against Shrek who reverses a hold with a sidewalk slam, Shrek now getting some offense in by punches and kicks. Shrek never had an interest in actual wrestling, he's just a fat cunt who got lucky & now he kicks seven shades of shit out of anyone, 007 just countered & starts some good wrestling before he sweeps the legs of Shrek & he wraps the legs around, turns him over SHARPSHOOTER applied! He has to tap, Shrek is a sturdy opponent harder than Bieber who tapped after 47 seconds, but he won today after 46! Shrek tries to reach the ropes but it's futile as 007 pulls him away & SHREK TAPS!!
Winner: James Bond
*Fright night advert*
OCTOBER 30th, the night where everything SWC turns... SPOOKY! Well, as far as wrestling shows go. See Captain Carpentry vs Peter Griffin, The Stig vs Osama Bin Laden in a cage match for the IC title & more to be announced.
Main event: ?? vs Krusty
Krusty: "Ugh, I've been told by SWC that I have to gi... HEY HEY KIDS! One of you lucky under 18 fans can come to the ring & meet me! Krusty! So which one of you lucky fuckers is it?"
*Kid walks into the ring*
Krusty: "What's your name kid?"
Kid: "Adrian"
Krusty: "Adrian, did your crackwhore mother name you? What an assbox"
*Adrian starts to cry*
Krusty: "Damnit kid I didn't say anything wrong, man up you little bastard, or I will slap you!"
Krusty: "Have it your way"
*Krusty starts to square up to Adrian, and lifts his fist toward him*
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6CDfqqEWM4 Is heard out of the speakers*
MY GOD IT'S RONALD MCDONALD! BACK FROM HIS SUSPENSION, HE RUSHES TO THE RING & BEATS KRUSTY UP, KNOCKS HIM SQUARE OUT WITH ONE HIT! Ronald: "Adrian, little man! Don't let this asshole ruin your experience tonight, Krusty doesn't represent us."
Ronald: "Hell, after the night you've had I'll take you backstage as my guest! You'll meet all of the stars."
Adrian: "Really?!?"
Ronald: "Yeah, everyone there is cool. Except Yoshimitsu & Krusty, Paul Chuckle is really nice."
*Both go backstage*
Goodnight everybody!
