Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 21, 2011 13:34:44 GMT -5
*Intro and shit*
Match 1: Little Britain vs Patrick/Spongebob
Here we go, Lou getting on early offense on Patrick who is a lump. Lou trying to go all technical on his arse but it just isn't working as Patrick shrugs it off before throwing a huge right making Lou stumble into the ropes & ducking a second right Lou counters with an armbar takedown, locking in a fujiwara armbar, Patrick struggling here but it's still all even. Patrick eventually lifts himself up to his feet, picks up Lou & knee to the rib & another & another! Patrick is angry he wants to kick his arse, Patrick tags in Spongebob who mounts Lou & holds him in a seated full nelson, Lou springs up & slips out of the hold before utilizing a headlock takedown pin 1.2 kickout by Spongebob who rolls up Lou 1 kickout already, Spongebob throws a left & throws Lou to the corner, Spongebob distracts the referee while HEY! Patrick is choking Lou with the tag rope, Andy protests furiously! Referee looks but doesn't see anything Spongebob tries a dropkick at Lou who ducks it & Spongebob lands arse first on the arena floor *NOTE: OHW can't afford mats* Lou very much out of gas, wobbles over to Andy but falls over in the middle of the ring! Spongebob crawls back in, not knowing whether to tag in Patrick or attempt to stop Lou from making a tag but Spongebob tags Patrick who tries to stop Lou by grabbing his ankle LOU COUNTERS... TAG MADE TO ANDY! HUGE LEFT, HUGE RIGHT. KNOCKDOWN TO PATRICK! POWERSLAM BY ANDY, All the momentum with Andy now big boot to the head of Spongebob & Patrick tries to blindside Andy missed & A SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE 1.2.3! Little Britain prevail in this encounter!
Winner: Little Britain
Promo
*President* "The OHW championship is now vacant. Well we never had a champion in the first place so tonight we'll put it to a fan vote. Who should be the first OHW Champion."
Match 2: Phil Mitchell vs Gio Compario HARDCORE MATCH FOR THE VACANT TV TITLE
Mitchell brings a shopping trolley full of weapons, lovely but Compario eyes it up already. Mitchell takes out a baseball bat & chases Compario who hides under the ring! Mitchell runs around trying to find him but ends up with a singapore cane in the balls, Gio escapes from under the ring & hits Mitchell over the head with the singapore cane twice, Compario searches through the shopping trolley and finds a cactus! Gio bursts Phil open with a strike to the head with the cactus, Gio rubs it in his face before Phil strikes him with the knuckle dusters he was carrying Phil picks up a roadsign (40 mph) and smacks him over the head then rams his head against the ringpost. Phil wanders over to the shopping trolley finding a lead pipe & swings at Gio Compario who's lying on the edge of the ringpost & MISSED! The vibration causes Phil to drop the pipe & Compario has a pencil in his hand forcing Phil down & writing "TWAT" on his forehead. Gio Compario drags Phil into the carpark, Phil elbows Gio & rams Gio through the windscreen of a black Renault Clio as he falls through. Phil slams Gio's head against the steering wheel *HONK!* Phil gets in the car goes to drive it, but he's just stalled it! Gio rams Phil's head on the steering wheel this time & forces his mouth on the gearbox. Gio now JUMPS & BIG SPLASH NO! HE MISSED & Phil lifts Gio onto his shoulders & RUNNING POWERSLAM ONTO THE RENAULT CLIO'S BONNET! Cover 1.2.3!
Winner: Phil Mitchell
Phil grabs a mic "Oi you SWC mugs! I know you're back there, don't make me smack ya faces in!" "COME ON! STOP HIDING!"
Main Event: Eddie Hitler vs Dexter
Eddie Hitler just walloped Dexter in the face, Dexter cowers in fear but tries to poke Eddie's eyes Eddie caught his arm & lands an elbow. Dexter almost crying tries to take Eddie down but fails, Eddie runs and rebounds off the ropes a huge clothesline. I thought this would be a more competitive match but, Eddie is kicking arse! Speaking of Eddie, Eddie stomping on the face of Dexter who looks broken. Not many people survive a Friday night fight with Eddie Hitler but Dexter sure is trying. Come on Eddie, just do the right thing & put him out of his misery... Dexter lands a punch, and another and throws a good punch before rebounding off the ropes & gets flown into midair. I've never seen someone take a beating from Eddie Hitler & STILL fightback! Anyway, it's a futile effort from Dexter who gets a gorilla press slam & punted in the face, Dexter looks beaten and probably wont even need a finisher. Speaking of finishers BIG BOOT from Eddie 1.2.3! Eddie gets a very one sided victory... Eddie grabs a microphone "Well done mate, not a lot of men stand up to me like you did, put it there matey" *Dexter refuses* Eddie: "Right, take this you complete bastard" PUNT TO THE JAW!
Winner: Eddie Hitler
Match 1: Little Britain vs Patrick/Spongebob
Here we go, Lou getting on early offense on Patrick who is a lump. Lou trying to go all technical on his arse but it just isn't working as Patrick shrugs it off before throwing a huge right making Lou stumble into the ropes & ducking a second right Lou counters with an armbar takedown, locking in a fujiwara armbar, Patrick struggling here but it's still all even. Patrick eventually lifts himself up to his feet, picks up Lou & knee to the rib & another & another! Patrick is angry he wants to kick his arse, Patrick tags in Spongebob who mounts Lou & holds him in a seated full nelson, Lou springs up & slips out of the hold before utilizing a headlock takedown pin 1.2 kickout by Spongebob who rolls up Lou 1 kickout already, Spongebob throws a left & throws Lou to the corner, Spongebob distracts the referee while HEY! Patrick is choking Lou with the tag rope, Andy protests furiously! Referee looks but doesn't see anything Spongebob tries a dropkick at Lou who ducks it & Spongebob lands arse first on the arena floor *NOTE: OHW can't afford mats* Lou very much out of gas, wobbles over to Andy but falls over in the middle of the ring! Spongebob crawls back in, not knowing whether to tag in Patrick or attempt to stop Lou from making a tag but Spongebob tags Patrick who tries to stop Lou by grabbing his ankle LOU COUNTERS... TAG MADE TO ANDY! HUGE LEFT, HUGE RIGHT. KNOCKDOWN TO PATRICK! POWERSLAM BY ANDY, All the momentum with Andy now big boot to the head of Spongebob & Patrick tries to blindside Andy missed & A SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE 1.2.3! Little Britain prevail in this encounter!
Winner: Little Britain
Promo
*President* "The OHW championship is now vacant. Well we never had a champion in the first place so tonight we'll put it to a fan vote. Who should be the first OHW Champion."
Match 2: Phil Mitchell vs Gio Compario HARDCORE MATCH FOR THE VACANT TV TITLE
Mitchell brings a shopping trolley full of weapons, lovely but Compario eyes it up already. Mitchell takes out a baseball bat & chases Compario who hides under the ring! Mitchell runs around trying to find him but ends up with a singapore cane in the balls, Gio escapes from under the ring & hits Mitchell over the head with the singapore cane twice, Compario searches through the shopping trolley and finds a cactus! Gio bursts Phil open with a strike to the head with the cactus, Gio rubs it in his face before Phil strikes him with the knuckle dusters he was carrying Phil picks up a roadsign (40 mph) and smacks him over the head then rams his head against the ringpost. Phil wanders over to the shopping trolley finding a lead pipe & swings at Gio Compario who's lying on the edge of the ringpost & MISSED! The vibration causes Phil to drop the pipe & Compario has a pencil in his hand forcing Phil down & writing "TWAT" on his forehead. Gio Compario drags Phil into the carpark, Phil elbows Gio & rams Gio through the windscreen of a black Renault Clio as he falls through. Phil slams Gio's head against the steering wheel *HONK!* Phil gets in the car goes to drive it, but he's just stalled it! Gio rams Phil's head on the steering wheel this time & forces his mouth on the gearbox. Gio now JUMPS & BIG SPLASH NO! HE MISSED & Phil lifts Gio onto his shoulders & RUNNING POWERSLAM ONTO THE RENAULT CLIO'S BONNET! Cover 1.2.3!
Winner: Phil Mitchell
Phil grabs a mic "Oi you SWC mugs! I know you're back there, don't make me smack ya faces in!" "COME ON! STOP HIDING!"
Main Event: Eddie Hitler vs Dexter
Eddie Hitler just walloped Dexter in the face, Dexter cowers in fear but tries to poke Eddie's eyes Eddie caught his arm & lands an elbow. Dexter almost crying tries to take Eddie down but fails, Eddie runs and rebounds off the ropes a huge clothesline. I thought this would be a more competitive match but, Eddie is kicking arse! Speaking of Eddie, Eddie stomping on the face of Dexter who looks broken. Not many people survive a Friday night fight with Eddie Hitler but Dexter sure is trying. Come on Eddie, just do the right thing & put him out of his misery... Dexter lands a punch, and another and throws a good punch before rebounding off the ropes & gets flown into midair. I've never seen someone take a beating from Eddie Hitler & STILL fightback! Anyway, it's a futile effort from Dexter who gets a gorilla press slam & punted in the face, Dexter looks beaten and probably wont even need a finisher. Speaking of finishers BIG BOOT from Eddie 1.2.3! Eddie gets a very one sided victory... Eddie grabs a microphone "Well done mate, not a lot of men stand up to me like you did, put it there matey" *Dexter refuses* Eddie: "Right, take this you complete bastard" PUNT TO THE JAW!
Winner: Eddie Hitler
