Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 24, 2011 17:21:31 GMT -5
Bit late tonight but oh well
WELCOME TO SWC RAWR! BRINGING YOU ALL THE BEST IN SWC ACTION!
Match 1: Spiderman & Peter Griffin vs Krusty
Now if I were Krusty, I'd just give up. Not only is he the most hated man in the business, but he's getting melee'd by Spidey who's now on the top rope launching a cross body on Krusty cover 1 kickout at 1, Krusty rakes Spiderman in the eyes & clubs him over the back with a forearm & again before picking up Spidey & throwing him to the mat. Krusty takes a moment to gesture at the crowd who aren't too happy that Krusty is still standing, Spidey very aware of Krusty dodges an elbow drop & low dropkick to the face of Krusty, can Spidey make a tag? He's crawling towards the corner... Krusty tries to grap the ankle SPIDEY forward rolls! TAG MADE! Peter unleashes hell on Krusty with those fists, Spidey still in the ring though Peter whips Krusty off the ropes Spidey jumps him & a huge spinebuster wait a minute... is that Captain Carpentry? It is! Running down to the ring now! Spidey propping Krusty on the top rope & SPIDER SUPLEX! The Captain picks up Krusty & SPOONER STREET SPECIAL by Peter Griffin & Finally, are we gonna see? YES IT'S THE REBATE BY CAPTAIN CARPENTRY! (Referee remembered it's Krusty & turned a blind eye to interference) Cover 1.2.3! A huge victory for Spiderman!
Winner: Spiderman & Peter Griffin
Locker Room promo
Interviewer guy: "If we're quiet enough, we can sneak in and..."
SWC Superstars: "What is it?!?"
Interviewer: "I just want a quick word about the recent tension between OHW & SWC..."
Gun Jack: "DESTROY...OHW!"
Snape: "They should be brought to justice, in a most unpleasureable way."
Logan: "It should be SWC's prime objective to eliminate OHW. It's a pain in the ass."
Interviewer: "Well, I take it that you dont get on with OHdu..."
Shrek: "I don't mean ta interrupt, but are you fucking braindead? They attack us & beat us ta hell & back, but you think 'we don't get on'? That to me isn't fucking playtime wi friends now is it?"
Interviewer: "Sorry I.. I.."
Shrek: "You've got five seconds ta leave this locker room & I can't count ta five!"
*Interviewer runs away, but shits himself in the process*
Shrek: "HAHA, he shat himself!"
Match 2: Chuckle Brothers vs Mario Brothers
Barry starts off, locking Mario in a head lock before ramming his head on the turnbuckle, Barry Chuckle denies doing it & the fans are loving it! Mario sitting in the turnbuckle, Barry puts the boot in! Is it me or do the Chuckle's seem more aggressive? Barry makes a tag to Paul who suplexes Mario who accidentally knocks Barry off the apron, Paul looks on & tells Barry to stop messing around unaware of what he's done Mario rolls him up 1.2. Inches away from 3 there & Mario quickest to the punch, puts a right hand in & kicks Paul in the gut & a DDT, Mario tags in Luigi who double teams Paul, Luigi now drops the legs on Paul's head before locking in a chinlock Paul Chuckle is fading here but Luigi has to win I mean has to. Paul eventually gets to his feet but Luigi headlock takeover brings him back down & restarts the chinlock. Paul gets to his feet again but a Luigi russian leg sweep brings him down man, has Luigi been taking lessons? Because he has improved tenfold. Paul rises to his feet, but he breaks the hold & makes the tag to Barry! Barry cleans house, tackle to Mario, shoulder block to Luigi & a dropkick to Luigi, Barry all fired up here. Mario tries to blindside Barry but gets send over the top rope! Luigi tries a crossface & Barry counters with a cover 1.2.3! It's a pinfall but Luigi protests, the referee needs a moment. He decides that the video referee will make the decision. **DECISION** Appears on the titantron. It's another loss for the Mario bros, but another win for the Chuckles!
Winner: Chuckle Brothers
Match 3: James Bond vs Borat
Bond shakes the hand of Borat & immediately takes him down with a firemans takeover, before mounting him & cover 1. Borat kicks out but still 007 takes advantage of a mistake, 007 cool as you like just chops the chest of Borat & takes the arm down & locks in an armbar on Borat. Borat rises after a few minutes, counters the hold both men stare at eachother for a few seconds before a tie-up which Borat this time takes advantage of, 007 stumbles & Borat gutwrenches 007 draining all momentum. 007 wriggles out of it eventually but Bond needs to do something as he's laying in the corner Borat runs... Bond slips out of the way between the ropes & pulls himself up to kick him what a counter! 007 trips Borat up & tries a sharpshooter, countered by Borat who instantly tries the Kazakhstani Krush, 007 sunset flip & SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN, Borat has to tap! Can he reach the ropes? He's trying... But in the end it's all too much, Borat has no choice but to tap out. Both men to their feet & shake hands.
Winner: James Bond
Match 4: The Stig vs Homer Simpson (Table match)
The Stig grapples with Homer, who kicks the Stig in the gut, before attempting to throw it through a table, Stig counters in the last second & Homer falls through the table. What does the ref do? Does he end the match or does he say continue? Well, we'll come to a decision after the break.
ADVERT: SWC BEST OF THE RING SERIES 1 OUT NOW! FIRST SERIES INCLUDES: GUN JACK, JAMES BOND, BORAT & SEVERUS SNAPE!
Ladies & Gents we are back but we have a decision, the match is over & the Stig has won, but wait thats Agent 47! he's drawn a pistol! He orders the referee to get on his knees & shoots him at point blank range! The Stig however, walks toward 47 dodging bullets & boots him in the face, Stig holds him down & Homer Simpson starts pounding him in the face! Take that you OHW Punk!
Winner: The Stig
Main Event: Ronald McDonald vs Yoshimitsu
Well, this match is kinda awkward because of the lack of referee, but will go ahead regardless. Yoshimitsu with a sharp kick to McDonald's face. McDonald falls out of the ring, Mitsu follows him looking under the ring for an eraser & lobs it at McDonalds head. McDonald not inpressed, grabs Mitsu's head & slams it against the steps. McDonald has found a tv remote & hits Yoshimitsu with it to no effect, so he finds a lamp & smashes that over his head Mitsu stumbles, McDonald puts a saucepan over Mitsu's head & hits it with a steel chair hey... That's Phil Mitchell with a baseball bat, & McDonald gets it over the head. Mitsu with a cover but no referee so whats gonna happen. "1.2" Wait. Did Yoshimitsu count his own pin? Speaking of referees, SWC referee was taken to hospital & is in serious condition. But Phil Mitchell hits Yoshimitsu this time & McDonald with a MCSLAM! 1.2 Mitchell breaks it up this time. "Phil, fuck off please!" McDonald shouting out, Phil shits it! McDonald throws a stationary holder at him, hitting him on the bonce!
Ladies and Gentlemen. "SWC is sorry to announce that the SWC referee has passed away at 11:19 pm. In honour of his many commitments to this organisation, this match is to be stopped right now. We at SWC would like to extend our deepest condolences to the referees family at this time."
WELCOME TO SWC RAWR! BRINGING YOU ALL THE BEST IN SWC ACTION!
Match 1: Spiderman & Peter Griffin vs Krusty
Now if I were Krusty, I'd just give up. Not only is he the most hated man in the business, but he's getting melee'd by Spidey who's now on the top rope launching a cross body on Krusty cover 1 kickout at 1, Krusty rakes Spiderman in the eyes & clubs him over the back with a forearm & again before picking up Spidey & throwing him to the mat. Krusty takes a moment to gesture at the crowd who aren't too happy that Krusty is still standing, Spidey very aware of Krusty dodges an elbow drop & low dropkick to the face of Krusty, can Spidey make a tag? He's crawling towards the corner... Krusty tries to grap the ankle SPIDEY forward rolls! TAG MADE! Peter unleashes hell on Krusty with those fists, Spidey still in the ring though Peter whips Krusty off the ropes Spidey jumps him & a huge spinebuster wait a minute... is that Captain Carpentry? It is! Running down to the ring now! Spidey propping Krusty on the top rope & SPIDER SUPLEX! The Captain picks up Krusty & SPOONER STREET SPECIAL by Peter Griffin & Finally, are we gonna see? YES IT'S THE REBATE BY CAPTAIN CARPENTRY! (Referee remembered it's Krusty & turned a blind eye to interference) Cover 1.2.3! A huge victory for Spiderman!
Winner: Spiderman & Peter Griffin
Locker Room promo
Interviewer guy: "If we're quiet enough, we can sneak in and..."
SWC Superstars: "What is it?!?"
Interviewer: "I just want a quick word about the recent tension between OHW & SWC..."
Gun Jack: "DESTROY...OHW!"
Snape: "They should be brought to justice, in a most unpleasureable way."
Logan: "It should be SWC's prime objective to eliminate OHW. It's a pain in the ass."
Interviewer: "Well, I take it that you dont get on with OHdu..."
Shrek: "I don't mean ta interrupt, but are you fucking braindead? They attack us & beat us ta hell & back, but you think 'we don't get on'? That to me isn't fucking playtime wi friends now is it?"
Interviewer: "Sorry I.. I.."
Shrek: "You've got five seconds ta leave this locker room & I can't count ta five!"
*Interviewer runs away, but shits himself in the process*
Shrek: "HAHA, he shat himself!"
Match 2: Chuckle Brothers vs Mario Brothers
Barry starts off, locking Mario in a head lock before ramming his head on the turnbuckle, Barry Chuckle denies doing it & the fans are loving it! Mario sitting in the turnbuckle, Barry puts the boot in! Is it me or do the Chuckle's seem more aggressive? Barry makes a tag to Paul who suplexes Mario who accidentally knocks Barry off the apron, Paul looks on & tells Barry to stop messing around unaware of what he's done Mario rolls him up 1.2. Inches away from 3 there & Mario quickest to the punch, puts a right hand in & kicks Paul in the gut & a DDT, Mario tags in Luigi who double teams Paul, Luigi now drops the legs on Paul's head before locking in a chinlock Paul Chuckle is fading here but Luigi has to win I mean has to. Paul eventually gets to his feet but Luigi headlock takeover brings him back down & restarts the chinlock. Paul gets to his feet again but a Luigi russian leg sweep brings him down man, has Luigi been taking lessons? Because he has improved tenfold. Paul rises to his feet, but he breaks the hold & makes the tag to Barry! Barry cleans house, tackle to Mario, shoulder block to Luigi & a dropkick to Luigi, Barry all fired up here. Mario tries to blindside Barry but gets send over the top rope! Luigi tries a crossface & Barry counters with a cover 1.2.3! It's a pinfall but Luigi protests, the referee needs a moment. He decides that the video referee will make the decision. **DECISION** Appears on the titantron. It's another loss for the Mario bros, but another win for the Chuckles!
Winner: Chuckle Brothers
Match 3: James Bond vs Borat
Bond shakes the hand of Borat & immediately takes him down with a firemans takeover, before mounting him & cover 1. Borat kicks out but still 007 takes advantage of a mistake, 007 cool as you like just chops the chest of Borat & takes the arm down & locks in an armbar on Borat. Borat rises after a few minutes, counters the hold both men stare at eachother for a few seconds before a tie-up which Borat this time takes advantage of, 007 stumbles & Borat gutwrenches 007 draining all momentum. 007 wriggles out of it eventually but Bond needs to do something as he's laying in the corner Borat runs... Bond slips out of the way between the ropes & pulls himself up to kick him what a counter! 007 trips Borat up & tries a sharpshooter, countered by Borat who instantly tries the Kazakhstani Krush, 007 sunset flip & SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN, Borat has to tap! Can he reach the ropes? He's trying... But in the end it's all too much, Borat has no choice but to tap out. Both men to their feet & shake hands.
Winner: James Bond
Match 4: The Stig vs Homer Simpson (Table match)
The Stig grapples with Homer, who kicks the Stig in the gut, before attempting to throw it through a table, Stig counters in the last second & Homer falls through the table. What does the ref do? Does he end the match or does he say continue? Well, we'll come to a decision after the break.
ADVERT: SWC BEST OF THE RING SERIES 1 OUT NOW! FIRST SERIES INCLUDES: GUN JACK, JAMES BOND, BORAT & SEVERUS SNAPE!
Ladies & Gents we are back but we have a decision, the match is over & the Stig has won, but wait thats Agent 47! he's drawn a pistol! He orders the referee to get on his knees & shoots him at point blank range! The Stig however, walks toward 47 dodging bullets & boots him in the face, Stig holds him down & Homer Simpson starts pounding him in the face! Take that you OHW Punk!
Winner: The Stig
Main Event: Ronald McDonald vs Yoshimitsu
Well, this match is kinda awkward because of the lack of referee, but will go ahead regardless. Yoshimitsu with a sharp kick to McDonald's face. McDonald falls out of the ring, Mitsu follows him looking under the ring for an eraser & lobs it at McDonalds head. McDonald not inpressed, grabs Mitsu's head & slams it against the steps. McDonald has found a tv remote & hits Yoshimitsu with it to no effect, so he finds a lamp & smashes that over his head Mitsu stumbles, McDonald puts a saucepan over Mitsu's head & hits it with a steel chair hey... That's Phil Mitchell with a baseball bat, & McDonald gets it over the head. Mitsu with a cover but no referee so whats gonna happen. "1.2" Wait. Did Yoshimitsu count his own pin? Speaking of referees, SWC referee was taken to hospital & is in serious condition. But Phil Mitchell hits Yoshimitsu this time & McDonald with a MCSLAM! 1.2 Mitchell breaks it up this time. "Phil, fuck off please!" McDonald shouting out, Phil shits it! McDonald throws a stationary holder at him, hitting him on the bonce!
Ladies and Gentlemen. "SWC is sorry to announce that the SWC referee has passed away at 11:19 pm. In honour of his many commitments to this organisation, this match is to be stopped right now. We at SWC would like to extend our deepest condolences to the referees family at this time."
