Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 28, 2011 11:15:24 GMT -5
Just some tv time for the shit sta... I mean superstars.
Match 1: Louis Spence vs Niko Bellic
Match begins with Louis Spence taking a rare lead, Spence leads up and hurricanrana before wrapping his legs around the head of Bellic. Bellic breaks out & clotheslines Spence, Niko mounts him and nails him with a right, then a left & continues pounding his face Spence is finally allowed to wriggle to a corner, say aren't those UGG boots Spence is wearing? That is very effeminate to be honest. Spence gets to his feet as Niko runs towards the turnbuckle drop toehold by Spence making Niko hit his head on the middle turnbuckle, hang on is Spence mounting Niko Bellic? RIDE HIM COWBOY! He's riding him like a horse, giddy up! Spence moves him and starts a solo dance routine! Bellic to his feet, he's angry but Spence dodges the first assault but runs in to a big boot. Louis Spence is out cold, Bellic covers 1.2 KICKOUT BY SPENCE how did he just do that? Bellic punches him in the face not once but twice before locking in a chinlock. Bellic a former serbian soldier, sure knows his way around a chinlock but Spence is a pretty resourceful chap who can counter anything and eventually does, is this the turning point Louis Spence needs? Both men to their feet Niko wants to go for a punch, but Spence dodges gets a flurry of punches & strikes & unleashes a huge karate kick. Spence wants to end this, scoops up Niko & PINEAPPLE DANCE SLAM! Dance, Cover 1..2..3! Louis Spence gets a victory over Niko Bellic!
Winner: Louis Spence
Match 2: Luigi vs Darth Vader
Darth Vader walks up to Luigi as to intimidate him, Vader one of the biggest superstars in SWC... *Match has to be stopped for a few minutes as a streaker has ended up at ringside* Well, now that's out the way 1-UP out of nowhere. Cover 1.2.3! LUIGI WINS! LUIGI GETS A FIRST VICTORY OUT OF NOWHERE! AGAINST DARTH VADER OF ALL SUPERSTARS!
Promo
30.10.11 The night SWC goes scary! Peter Griffin faces Captain Carpentry & The Stig defends his intercontinental gold against Osama Bin Laden inside a steel cage! Many more matches to be announced.
Homer: "Why don't I get a match at Fright Night?"
SWC President: "We at SWC don't think your performances have merited a match at the upcoming pay per view..."
Homer: "Bullshit, if Borat & Griffin can get on the card then so can I! I don't even care if it's a tag match..."
SWC: "If you put it that way... You will be on the card at Fright Night but... It WILL be a tag team bout, you will be facing the Chuckle Brothers. Your partner will be... YOSHIMITSU!"
Homer: "D'oh, I wanted an SWC title match"
SWC: "Get out before I terminate your contract!"
Main event: Mario vs Jake Jolson
Mario, can he make it two singles win in a row. We don't know who his opponent is but here he is... "Approaching the ring standing 6'4, weighing 265 lbs, from Southwark, London, England. 'Crazy' Jake Jolson!" Well Mario offers a handshake but Jolson just hits him sending Mario to the ropes. Jake ties him up & starts laying in to him, Mario is backing down he can't get an offense against this psycho. Jake grabbing a mic before booting Mario in the face "Hit me you soft wanker! Come on you soft yank prick!" I've done some research here, it turns out that this guy has murdered innocent people for fun & is the nephew of former London gangster Charlie Jolson. Jake grabs the neck CHOKESLAM 1.2.3! This guy's insane!
Winner: Jake Jolson (One off appearance)
Match 1: Louis Spence vs Niko Bellic
Match begins with Louis Spence taking a rare lead, Spence leads up and hurricanrana before wrapping his legs around the head of Bellic. Bellic breaks out & clotheslines Spence, Niko mounts him and nails him with a right, then a left & continues pounding his face Spence is finally allowed to wriggle to a corner, say aren't those UGG boots Spence is wearing? That is very effeminate to be honest. Spence gets to his feet as Niko runs towards the turnbuckle drop toehold by Spence making Niko hit his head on the middle turnbuckle, hang on is Spence mounting Niko Bellic? RIDE HIM COWBOY! He's riding him like a horse, giddy up! Spence moves him and starts a solo dance routine! Bellic to his feet, he's angry but Spence dodges the first assault but runs in to a big boot. Louis Spence is out cold, Bellic covers 1.2 KICKOUT BY SPENCE how did he just do that? Bellic punches him in the face not once but twice before locking in a chinlock. Bellic a former serbian soldier, sure knows his way around a chinlock but Spence is a pretty resourceful chap who can counter anything and eventually does, is this the turning point Louis Spence needs? Both men to their feet Niko wants to go for a punch, but Spence dodges gets a flurry of punches & strikes & unleashes a huge karate kick. Spence wants to end this, scoops up Niko & PINEAPPLE DANCE SLAM! Dance, Cover 1..2..3! Louis Spence gets a victory over Niko Bellic!
Winner: Louis Spence
Match 2: Luigi vs Darth Vader
Darth Vader walks up to Luigi as to intimidate him, Vader one of the biggest superstars in SWC... *Match has to be stopped for a few minutes as a streaker has ended up at ringside* Well, now that's out the way 1-UP out of nowhere. Cover 1.2.3! LUIGI WINS! LUIGI GETS A FIRST VICTORY OUT OF NOWHERE! AGAINST DARTH VADER OF ALL SUPERSTARS!
Promo
30.10.11 The night SWC goes scary! Peter Griffin faces Captain Carpentry & The Stig defends his intercontinental gold against Osama Bin Laden inside a steel cage! Many more matches to be announced.
Homer: "Why don't I get a match at Fright Night?"
SWC President: "We at SWC don't think your performances have merited a match at the upcoming pay per view..."
Homer: "Bullshit, if Borat & Griffin can get on the card then so can I! I don't even care if it's a tag match..."
SWC: "If you put it that way... You will be on the card at Fright Night but... It WILL be a tag team bout, you will be facing the Chuckle Brothers. Your partner will be... YOSHIMITSU!"
Homer: "D'oh, I wanted an SWC title match"
SWC: "Get out before I terminate your contract!"
Main event: Mario vs Jake Jolson
Mario, can he make it two singles win in a row. We don't know who his opponent is but here he is... "Approaching the ring standing 6'4, weighing 265 lbs, from Southwark, London, England. 'Crazy' Jake Jolson!" Well Mario offers a handshake but Jolson just hits him sending Mario to the ropes. Jake ties him up & starts laying in to him, Mario is backing down he can't get an offense against this psycho. Jake grabbing a mic before booting Mario in the face "Hit me you soft wanker! Come on you soft yank prick!" I've done some research here, it turns out that this guy has murdered innocent people for fun & is the nephew of former London gangster Charlie Jolson. Jake grabs the neck CHOKESLAM 1.2.3! This guy's insane!
Winner: Jake Jolson (One off appearance)
