Post by Elder Gohan on Nov 9, 2011 19:03:31 GMT -5
Time for more catch up time with SWC!
Match 1: Captain Carpentry vs Krusty
The captain jumps Krusty before the bell rings, bell rings & neckbreaker then the captain whips Krusty to the ropes before a huge powerslam Krusty then recieves a boot to the stomach then a kick to the face, the captain flexes his muscles! Krusty takes a brief advantage with a kick to the gut, but the captain reverses with another powerslam cover 1.2 kickout, huge takedown by the captain. The captain leaves the ring but why? Oh I see, he's ambushed OHW's Phil Mitchell & sends him packing! Krusty meanwhile lets the captain back in but gets whipped to the corner where Krusty gets propped... then sent down with a superplex! The captain lands a butt jointed DDT then flexes again! There we go picked up slowly & REBATE POWERBOMB! Cover 1.2.3! Captain Carpentry making short work of Krusty, but wait Professor Severus Snape is at the stage attempting to goad the captain but is having none of it.
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Rey's interview
Rey: "hay lol i talk wiv spencer again lUlz"
Louis Spence: "Why do you insist on following me, then ask me the dumbest questions known to man? Actually, please interview someone else, anyone I don't care who..."
Rey: "but u my frend spencer"
Louis Spence: "Heavens above! I am not your friend, now go bug someone else. I erm, 'have a match soon'."
Rey: "lol i talk to my frend peter"
Peter Griffin: "Get lost ya assbox."
Rey: "one day i be good interveiwer lets talk to my frends here. who r u lol"
Chuckle Bros: "Yer not very well informed are ya? We are the SWC tag team champions The Chuckle Brothers I'm Paul & he's Barry!
Rey: "lol u funny"
Paul: "Well we've got to uhh help move stuff, c'mon Barry!"
Barry: "Right behind ya Paul."
*both brothers have a couch*
Paul: "To me."
Barry: "To you Paul."
Rey: "lol g2g"
Match 2: Mario vs Darth Vader
Darth Vader pummeling Mario & planting him down with a facebuster while he punches Mario while he's down, but Mario returns to his feet both men connect with rights stunning eachother, Mario quickest to react with two punches as Vader shoves him out the way. Vader with an argentine backbreaker, Mario rises to his feet and gets an important counter & starts to choke Vader. Vader eventually gets to his feet & breaks the hold, both men walking to their corners... Mario gets an elbow in on Vader cover 1.2 kickout by Vader who stands up & boots Mario in the face... Vader scoops up Mario onto his shoulders, it looks like another painful defeat for Mario... Wait a second, backslide pin 1.2.3!!!! WHAT AN UPSET HERE AT THE B-SHOW MARIO HAS HIS SECOND CAREER WIN!!! NOT JUST ANY WIN, AGAINST DARTH VADER NO LESS! Just a week after getting ripped apart by Jake Jolson.
Winner: Mario(!)
Advert: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQWIuhdz2xU
Don't forget. Buy the SWC: Best of the ring series 2 action figures including: Yoshimitsu, Barry Chuckle, Ronald McDonald & Mario.
Main event: Gun Jack vs Dexter?
Gun Jack swings a left, then DIVE BOMBER! Thats it, he's out! Go back to OHW you shithead!
Winner: Gun Jack
Match 1: Captain Carpentry vs Krusty
The captain jumps Krusty before the bell rings, bell rings & neckbreaker then the captain whips Krusty to the ropes before a huge powerslam Krusty then recieves a boot to the stomach then a kick to the face, the captain flexes his muscles! Krusty takes a brief advantage with a kick to the gut, but the captain reverses with another powerslam cover 1.2 kickout, huge takedown by the captain. The captain leaves the ring but why? Oh I see, he's ambushed OHW's Phil Mitchell & sends him packing! Krusty meanwhile lets the captain back in but gets whipped to the corner where Krusty gets propped... then sent down with a superplex! The captain lands a butt jointed DDT then flexes again! There we go picked up slowly & REBATE POWERBOMB! Cover 1.2.3! Captain Carpentry making short work of Krusty, but wait Professor Severus Snape is at the stage attempting to goad the captain but is having none of it.
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Rey's interview
Rey: "hay lol i talk wiv spencer again lUlz"
Louis Spence: "Why do you insist on following me, then ask me the dumbest questions known to man? Actually, please interview someone else, anyone I don't care who..."
Rey: "but u my frend spencer"
Louis Spence: "Heavens above! I am not your friend, now go bug someone else. I erm, 'have a match soon'."
Rey: "lol i talk to my frend peter"
Peter Griffin: "Get lost ya assbox."
Rey: "one day i be good interveiwer lets talk to my frends here. who r u lol"
Chuckle Bros: "Yer not very well informed are ya? We are the SWC tag team champions The Chuckle Brothers I'm Paul & he's Barry!
Rey: "lol u funny"
Paul: "Well we've got to uhh help move stuff, c'mon Barry!"
Barry: "Right behind ya Paul."
*both brothers have a couch*
Paul: "To me."
Barry: "To you Paul."
Rey: "lol g2g"
Match 2: Mario vs Darth Vader
Darth Vader pummeling Mario & planting him down with a facebuster while he punches Mario while he's down, but Mario returns to his feet both men connect with rights stunning eachother, Mario quickest to react with two punches as Vader shoves him out the way. Vader with an argentine backbreaker, Mario rises to his feet and gets an important counter & starts to choke Vader. Vader eventually gets to his feet & breaks the hold, both men walking to their corners... Mario gets an elbow in on Vader cover 1.2 kickout by Vader who stands up & boots Mario in the face... Vader scoops up Mario onto his shoulders, it looks like another painful defeat for Mario... Wait a second, backslide pin 1.2.3!!!! WHAT AN UPSET HERE AT THE B-SHOW MARIO HAS HIS SECOND CAREER WIN!!! NOT JUST ANY WIN, AGAINST DARTH VADER NO LESS! Just a week after getting ripped apart by Jake Jolson.
Winner: Mario(!)
Advert: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQWIuhdz2xU
Don't forget. Buy the SWC: Best of the ring series 2 action figures including: Yoshimitsu, Barry Chuckle, Ronald McDonald & Mario.
Main event: Gun Jack vs Dexter?
Gun Jack swings a left, then DIVE BOMBER! Thats it, he's out! Go back to OHW you shithead!
Winner: Gun Jack
