Post by Elder Gohan on Nov 13, 2011 15:43:15 GMT -5
***Opening promo***
Doomsday looms above. Whether you're OHW or SWC, the proverbial axe will fall from above tonight. Jobs will be lost, property destroyed, lives ruined & most of all: a company will go under.
Match 1: Justin Bieber vs Gio Compario
Both companies tonight have to share locker rooms, but will be seperated by security guards.
Here we go kicking of tonights event with Bieber winning the tie-up, twisting the arm of Gio into a hammerlock Gio counters & rolls up Bieber 1 kickout, Gio whips Bieber to the corner then runs at him & elbow to the face of Gio, Bieber climbs the turnbuckle & a hurricanrana both men down. Bieber first to rise & throws a left at a grounded Gio then starts stamping away at him, Gio wriggles to a corner & pokes Bieber in the eye. What a dirty tactic! Gio with a hard elbow then rebounds off the ropes with a clothesline, he's going for his finisher the BIG SPLASH PIN, Bieber rolls in the nick of time! Bieber throws a left, then a right but Gio Compario hits a clothesline... BIG SPLASH PIN 1.2.3! Out of nowhere *OHW part of the locker room cheer* Gio Compario picks a win up. SWC 0 - OHW 1
*Both locker rooms nominate superstars for the next match, Spongebob is chosen. Borat draws the short straw*
Match 2: Borat vs Spongebob
Borat gets an advantage bringing Spongebob to his knees then kicking him in the stomach then a firemans carry into a sleeper hold, Spongebob tries to break out, but recieves a russian leg sweep into a boston crab, but Borat changes into an STF. This time Spongebob makes it to the ropes but Borat tigerbombs him, then another boston crab locked in, Borat looks bored so he breaks the hold, picks up Spongebob a tells him to hit me! Spongebob throws a left that misses & throws a right thats countered into the KAZAKHSTANI KRUSH! Cover 1.2.3! Spongebob got NO offense at all. OHW Superstars: "Spongebob you useless bastard!"
SWC: "YES!"
Lets see who the next match is...
SWC IC Champion Osama bin Laden vs OHW TV Champion Phil Mitchell
This one could be brutal, Osama ties up Phil Mitchell in the corner then throws punches, what the hell no weapons Osama, dont do it you'll cost us a point! Osama chokes Phil with rope! Call for the be... Referee down, Osama & Phil now exchanging blows as the tension in the locker room is at boiling point, security is just about holding them back. Osama kicks Phil in the balls, if management doesn't intervene a riot could break out, but Osama locks in a CAMEL CLUTCH! Phil taps out & referee's up it counts! SWC 2 OHW 1! OHW aren't happy at all!
Match 4: Chuckle Bros vs Little Britain
Barry Chuckle starts the match by trading blows with Andy, not the smartest idea in the world as Andy throws him into the air! Andy mounts Barry & starts punching him, Andy eventually lets go & boots him in the face then locks in a chinlock Barry counters then sweeps the legs away both men down. Can either man make a tag? Barry Chuckle is inches away but Andy hasn't made a decision whether to tag or to make chase but it's too late as Paul Chuckle is tagged in! Left, right, left, clothesline & Paul mounts Andy and punches him again before picking him up & throwing him into the corner, tag made to Barry as they double dropkick Andy in the corner, Barry with a bronco buster in the corner! Barry then takes a moment to survey the scene as Andy stands up to recieve a chop to the chest and another one, followed by a third chop. Barry props up Andy for a... SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE! Both men down, eventually Andy makes a tag to Lou who grabs hold of Barry's foot but countered & tag made to Paul! Lou counters & all the Chuckles momentum is gone as Lou shows some chain wrestling like Snape (SWC Rules!) as Lou goes behind for a QUEEN SUPLEX & backflip counter by Paul Chuckle who kicks Lou in the face, Paul drags Lou to the corner tags in Barry, then they both drop elbows & double leg drop as the Chuckles regain momentum, Barry Chuckle chinlock as Lou rolls out of it, Barry Chuckle with an arm drag but slips Lou with a cover 1.2 kickout. Both men up, but slowly lock hands to test strength as Lou uses a firemans carry to take down Barry but recieves a drop toehold as Barry tags in Paul. Both Chuckles want to end this as Lou attempts to clothesline as Paul lifts up & TO ME... TO YOU! connects, Paul takes care of Andy & cover 1.2.3! What a match! Never wanted to end as this could be match of the year tbh.
MAIN EVENT: SWC vs OHW 5v5 match, loser goes out of business
Well, the air of death is looming so it must be the main event. SWC vs OHW, OHW being the bigger company so this could be the last time any of the superstars could see eachother so lets see who each company's five men are... OHW to pick first: "Thank you for your continued support of OHW. Our first pick is... A man so charismatic, the inventor of Cillit Bang BARRY SCOTT! Our second is a man who survived nuclear war ARGYLE! Then there is the man who instigated this whole affair, the east end gangster... PHIL MITCHELL! Then there is the extremely versatile alcoholic EDDIE HITLER! And of course the smartest tactical thinker in the universe... EDD! That is all" SWC your turn: "Well you seem to think you will win, but I must put in the stronger team. My first pick is my undefeated champion RONALD MCDONALD! Then I must pick the enigma that is THE STIG! Of course it would be stupid not to pick GUN JACK! Then there is the superhero that is CAPTAIN CARPENTRY! For my last pick, I will make a gamble... I will give this down on his luck star a chance in a very big match... I CHOOSE MARIO!"
It is now time for the SWC vs OHW main event, but who will start off. It seems that its Captain Carpentry vs Argyle to start things off Argyle gets the early advantage as he sends the captain to the corner and chokes him with a high boot as Argyle then whips the captain across the ropes & a boot to the face as Argyle tags in Phil Mitchell who runs at the captain and gets a huge right elbow to the face as the captain takes a risk & tags in Mario! A huge groan heard from the SWC locker room & fans as Mario gets caught in a chinlock from a downed Phil Mitchell. Mario still in the hold but fading fast, Captain Carpentry has an idea *Captain: "Mario!" "Mario!"* MARIO MARIO! Heard around the arena as Mario breaks the hold & hiptoss by Mario who finds the tag to Captain Carpentry who applauds Mario but applauds for too long cover 1.2.3! **CAPTAIN CARPENTRY IS ELIMINATED! SWC 4 OHW 5** The Stig takes over as Phil tags out & Eddie Hitler is brought in, Eddie strikes Stig with a right then left before proceeding to boot the Stig in the face, Eddie then throws Stig to an empty corner and proceeds to strike him over a hundred times! Eddie getting a little carried away & BIG BOOT to the face... Erm helmet of the Stig cover 1.2.3! **THE STIG IS ELIMINATED!** It's not looking good for SWC... Down to three superstars already! SWC 3 OHW 5!
Eddie Hitler going into a frenzy, if he doesn't stop he'll have to go to the infirmary & will be eliminated from the match as Ronald McDonald makes a move but gets hit with a glass bottle from the OHW fans. This angers Ronald who lands a suplex on Eddie who no sells it & strikes Ronald with a few lefts, Ronald fights back by slapping Eddie across the face Eddie calms down & returns to normal. McDonald then uses a headlock takeover before locking that shit in, after a few minutes a completely tired Eddie Hitler gets lifted up, but a thought pops into Ronald's head, MCSLAM cover 1.2.3! OHW's strongest & most physical superstar eliminated! **EDDIE HITLER IS ELIMINATED!** This could be good for SWC. Phil Mitchell is now the legal man, illegal more like but Ronald McDonald has forced him to his corner and a kick to the chest, putting Phil on his arse as he gets choked by big Ron's big boots. Phil Mitchell gets thrown into the SWC side ringpost as McDonald tags in Mario this time to a meh. Phil Mitchell brings Mario down and nearly breaks his nose with a boot to the face, Phil isn't interested in Mario's wellbeing as he knows he could take advantage cover 1.2 kickout by Mario, Phil starts pummeling him before picking him up & throwing him into the corner, Phil tags in Argyle who whips Mario across the ring into the opposite corner Mario makes contact with Gun Jack! Mario counters into the 1-UP! But Jack is the legal manbot DIVE BOMBER from the top rope! That's a TKO Argyle is knocked out completely. **ARGYLE IS ELIMINATED!** SWC 3 OHW 3
Gun Jack brings out a big gun in his fist to Phil Mitchell's jaw & it's shattered! Can Phil continue? Let the fight doctor decide. Well it has been a few minutes and the doctor has ruled that Phil Mitchell has indeed broken his jaw & is medically unable to continue but the rulebook also stated that Gun Jack also used a weapon that is in the banned list under "No hidden or concealed weapons, even for android/robot wrestlers" so it's a double elimination. **PHIL MITCHELL & GUN JACK HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!** SWC 2 OHW 2
Well both sides down to 2 superstars & the grim reaper is to close for comfort for both companies, the scythe is being sharpened at this very moment as death is so close, it can be seen! Excuse me, SWC taking the advantage with Ronald McDonald hitting a McSlam on Barry Scott after a few minutes of some good wrestling cover 1.2 KICKOUT by Scott! FIRST SUPERSTAR TO KICKOUT OF THE MCSLAM! McDonald frustrated stomping on the face of Barry Scott as McDonald motions to the SWC crowd. But wait, he's just got rolled up 1.2.3!!! Oh bloody hell, my job rests on fucking Mario! Best get online to jobcentre then... **RONALD MCDONALD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!** SWC 1 OHW 2
R.I.P SWC we hardly knew ye... Well we're not quite dead but we might as fucking well be, Mario's having the shit kicked out of him. Even God can't save us, Rey mate it's over, no more SW... WAIT 1-UP OUT OF NOWHERE 1.2.3!!! MARIO WINS AGAIN, BUT WE STILL HAVE A LONG WAY!! **BARRY SCOTT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!** Edd is a good wrestler, former indy champion not to mention he is part of a successful trio. Mario on the other hand is a fucking no-hoper... Lets just kill us off now... Oh it just gets better, EDD of all fucking people is battering Mario all over the ring, Mario if you don't fight back me, the SWC president & Rey will be shoveling pigshit for the rest of our lives, Niko Bellic will be deported, Jack dismantled & Gabe Logan could be executed if you don't win... Oh the match, Edd has full advantage now, no stopping him & besides I might look good in shit shovelling overalls... But yeah it's been 5 whole minutes since Mario even got a punch in, Mario is lifted on Edd's shoulders & Mario takes Edd's hat off & rolls him up 1....2.....3!!! "YEEEESS MARIO I FUCKING LOVE YOU! YOU LEGEND YOU DID IT YOU SAVED SWC!"
**ALL OF SWC SUPERSTARS ENTER THE RING!**
Captain: "Mario I had no idea you'd be the one to save our jobs, well done my friend."
Snape: "Hmph, I could have done better & not get my head kicked in, but you did good."
Paul Chuckle: "Barry come quick our jobs are safe!"
Barry: "They're not!"
Paul: "They are!"
Barry: "They're not!"
Paul: "They are!"
Barry: "Are they?!?"
Paul: "Yes & it's all thanks to Mario over 'ere"
007, Spiderman & Spence: "Oh thank you so much!"
YEEEHHAAAA CHEERIO OHW! DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE ARSE ON THE WAY OUT YOU SHIT EATING WANKERS! SWC SWC!
GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
R.I.P OHW
14.10.11- 13.11.11
14.10.11- 13.11.11
