Post by Elder Gohan on Nov 21, 2011 15:47:13 GMT -5
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Match 1: Louis Spence vs Homer Simpson
SWC has forgotten that Homer exists, but Homer starts off strong with a right hand flattening Spence cover 1.2 kickout Homer with a takedown before locking in a sleeper hold, Spence breaks out & reverses Homer's clothesline with a chop to the chest then a kick to the stomach before Spence runs to the ropes... And runs into a clothesline nearly taking the head off Spence, cover 1.2 kickout! How did he manage that? Homer tries to mount Spence but recieves a snap kick to the jaw Spence has to capitalise & jumps on the back of Simpson while punching the back of the head, Spence drags him into the corner & karate kick 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10! Homer falls to his knees & A huge kick to the jaw! Cover 1.2.3! Louis Spence picks up a big victory in his pursuit for the IC Title.
Interview with Rey
Rey: "Lol spencer u got hiM gd"
Louis: "Lord give me STRENGTH, my name is Louis SPENCE! S-P-E-N-C-E! SPENCE! & I don't want to talk right now"
Rey: "lol spencer u funny"
Louis: "That's it! If you call me spencer ONE more time I'll...
Rey: "calm dwn spencer"
Louis: "RIGHT! YOU AND ME NEXT WEEK ON RAWR. WE ARE GONNA HAVE A MATCH! IF I WIN, YOU LEAVE ME ALONE. IF YOU WIN YOU GET TO PESTER ME TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT."
Rey: "u mad spencer"
Louis: "AHHHHH!"
Match 2: Little Britain vs Mario Bros
Andy has started off by battering Luigi & whipping him into the corner... Knee to the gut but Andy shoves him to the ground. Hold up he's going to the top rope & he's missed a moonsault! Ambitious from the start, he's not the most athletic man on the roster but damn the rotation on the moonsault, anyway Luigi chinlocks Andy but releases the hold 40 seconds later to make the tag to Mario. Mario comes in & he's all momentum here, left, right the punches just keep coming & huge dropkick from Mario who goes to the top rope, Andy springs up... Superplex from the top turnbuckle both men down...
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Back to the action & both men struggling to get to their respective corners, Andy is there but is cought by Mario, Andy shrugs him off & TAG MADE to Lou! Left, Right & neckbreaker into facelock Lou maneuvers into a fujiwara armbar Mario counters into a backslide pin 1.2 kickout & Lou recieves a huge kick to the nose. Mario starts stomping on the head of Lou but Lou dodges a stomp & rolls to the corner TAG MADE, crowd all fired up as Andy throws a right at Mario who just flopped & Luigi gets a boot to the jaw. Lou enters the ring Queen Suplex & Andy's diving headbutt cover 1.2.3! Little Britain pick up a win in their first competitive SWC win.
Lou: "Andy, we did it. We beat Mario!"
Andy: "Yeah I know, but he's shit"
Lou: "Soon we can challenge the Chuckle brothers if we ask Mr. President nicely ok?"
Andy: "Yeah"
Match 3: The Stig vs Osama Bin Laden vs Gun Jack (IC Title match)
The former champion the Stig attacking the current champion Osama while Gun Jack looks on, he may be a brutal war machine but he is very tactical. Osama chops the chest of the Stig, then lands a suplex but picks him up Gun Jack wallops Osama & shoves Stig out the way. The Stig angrily whips Gun Jack into the corner, then whips Osama into him... Gun Jack falls on Osama bin Laden slight hesitation, refs counting 1.2.3! New intercontinental champion! Gun Jack has won the title in a very confusing moment!
SWC President's message
"Hello, many of the SWC superstars have been stuck in traffic & are unable to perform tonight. The most notable include: The Chuckle Brothers, Ronald McDonald, Yoshimitsu & Borat. We do apologise & if you register your names at the front office, we will send you signed merchandise at the earliest opportunity."
Match 1: Louis Spence vs Homer Simpson
SWC has forgotten that Homer exists, but Homer starts off strong with a right hand flattening Spence cover 1.2 kickout Homer with a takedown before locking in a sleeper hold, Spence breaks out & reverses Homer's clothesline with a chop to the chest then a kick to the stomach before Spence runs to the ropes... And runs into a clothesline nearly taking the head off Spence, cover 1.2 kickout! How did he manage that? Homer tries to mount Spence but recieves a snap kick to the jaw Spence has to capitalise & jumps on the back of Simpson while punching the back of the head, Spence drags him into the corner & karate kick 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10! Homer falls to his knees & A huge kick to the jaw! Cover 1.2.3! Louis Spence picks up a big victory in his pursuit for the IC Title.
Interview with Rey
Rey: "Lol spencer u got hiM gd"
Louis: "Lord give me STRENGTH, my name is Louis SPENCE! S-P-E-N-C-E! SPENCE! & I don't want to talk right now"
Rey: "lol spencer u funny"
Louis: "That's it! If you call me spencer ONE more time I'll...
Rey: "calm dwn spencer"
Louis: "RIGHT! YOU AND ME NEXT WEEK ON RAWR. WE ARE GONNA HAVE A MATCH! IF I WIN, YOU LEAVE ME ALONE. IF YOU WIN YOU GET TO PESTER ME TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT."
Rey: "u mad spencer"
Louis: "AHHHHH!"
Match 2: Little Britain vs Mario Bros
Andy has started off by battering Luigi & whipping him into the corner... Knee to the gut but Andy shoves him to the ground. Hold up he's going to the top rope & he's missed a moonsault! Ambitious from the start, he's not the most athletic man on the roster but damn the rotation on the moonsault, anyway Luigi chinlocks Andy but releases the hold 40 seconds later to make the tag to Mario. Mario comes in & he's all momentum here, left, right the punches just keep coming & huge dropkick from Mario who goes to the top rope, Andy springs up... Superplex from the top turnbuckle both men down...
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Back to the action & both men struggling to get to their respective corners, Andy is there but is cought by Mario, Andy shrugs him off & TAG MADE to Lou! Left, Right & neckbreaker into facelock Lou maneuvers into a fujiwara armbar Mario counters into a backslide pin 1.2 kickout & Lou recieves a huge kick to the nose. Mario starts stomping on the head of Lou but Lou dodges a stomp & rolls to the corner TAG MADE, crowd all fired up as Andy throws a right at Mario who just flopped & Luigi gets a boot to the jaw. Lou enters the ring Queen Suplex & Andy's diving headbutt cover 1.2.3! Little Britain pick up a win in their first competitive SWC win.
Lou: "Andy, we did it. We beat Mario!"
Andy: "Yeah I know, but he's shit"
Lou: "Soon we can challenge the Chuckle brothers if we ask Mr. President nicely ok?"
Andy: "Yeah"
Match 3: The Stig vs Osama Bin Laden vs Gun Jack (IC Title match)
The former champion the Stig attacking the current champion Osama while Gun Jack looks on, he may be a brutal war machine but he is very tactical. Osama chops the chest of the Stig, then lands a suplex but picks him up Gun Jack wallops Osama & shoves Stig out the way. The Stig angrily whips Gun Jack into the corner, then whips Osama into him... Gun Jack falls on Osama bin Laden slight hesitation, refs counting 1.2.3! New intercontinental champion! Gun Jack has won the title in a very confusing moment!
SWC President's message
"Hello, many of the SWC superstars have been stuck in traffic & are unable to perform tonight. The most notable include: The Chuckle Brothers, Ronald McDonald, Yoshimitsu & Borat. We do apologise & if you register your names at the front office, we will send you signed merchandise at the earliest opportunity."
