Post by Elder Gohan on Nov 28, 2011 15:30:35 GMT -5
WELCOME TO SWC RAWR! LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERESHIRE! BRINGING YOU ALL THE BEST IN SWC ACTION!
Match 1: Louis Spence vs Rey
Oh deary me, Louis Spence is staring Rey down as Rey is bricking it he's running around the ring aimless Spence catches him & nails him with a left. Rey falls down as Spence starts dancing, Rey trying to make peace with Louis, not working as Spence shoves him into the corner & elbow to Rey. Cover 1.2 kickout Rey still can't understand why Louis Spence is attacking him. Louis Spence is jumpin' on it! PINEAPPLE DANCE SLAM! Cover 1.2.3! Rey loses to Louis Spence in a very one sided match, but it looks like Louis Spence has something to say: "Hello SWC! I want to be your next intercontinental champion, so Gun Jack... Watch yourself."
Winner: Louis Spence
Match 2: Ed & Edd vs Mario & Luigi
Ed jumps on Luigi as... is that Snape? Why is he naked?!? AHH IT'S THE CAPTAIN WITH SNAPE'S CLOTHES, if Snape wants them back he'll have to go to the back oh no, Captain Carpentry has set the clothes alight! Back to the action as Ed has a cover 1.2 kickout by Luigi, what a shot to the face of Luigi who is now in an anklelock submission. Can Luigi capitalise? Well Luigi manages to escape the hold but runs into a clothesline as Ed makes the tag & Edd is calculating... Roll up 1.2 Luigi kicks out, sending Edd to the ropes as Luigi runs to Edd... And lands bollocks first into the 2nd rope! Edd's cameo in the ring is over as he tags in Ed who clubs Luigi across the back & chokes him against the ropes, Ed whips his opponent into the corner & a huge splash Ed follows up with a scoop slam before tagging in Edd who climbs up the turnbuckle Ed looks to help him fly & overdoes it, Luigi needs some advantage as he looks for a tag & gets it! Mario runs into Ed's boot cover 1.2.3 unexpected finish but that looked like it hurt. The Ed's have a successful debut on RAWR!
Winner: Ed & Edd
Match 3: Barry Scott vs Homer Simpson
Homer: "You forgot all about me you bunch of bastards. Well, since I can't get a match I'm going to force myself on the card! Even if it means taking on Gun Jack."
Barry Scott jumps behind him & rolls him up cover 1.2.3! Homer lost in 4 seconds! Even Mario lasted longer in a match, hell it's a new record the previous was Barry Chuckle beating Mario in 8 seconds so Barry Scott is a new record holder on his debut!
SWC President: "SIMPSON! I said a few weeks back that if you lose you'd be suspended didn't I? Well, you failed to win tonight so... YOU'RE FIRED!"
What? I thought it was a suspension only! Homer Simpson has lost his job everybody!
Main Event:
vs Ronald McDonald SWC Championship open invitational
Ronald: "Last week I ordered an invitational for my title, good luck to the person who answered."
It's The Stig! He runs to the ring both competitors shake hands and The Stig starts off strong as he gets the upper hand by throwing McDonald around, Stig whips McDonald into the corner and The Stig gets a boot into the helmet wha eh lo what! Rey get off *Rey grabs the headset*
wats dis lol hey i can heer myslef talk lol wait i wanna be a commentor. mcdonald winning but white guy kick him n shit oh no a suplex by ronald and white guy takes him down wait whos winnin lol got no idea so i interview my friesnd barry chuckley. hey chuckles sup lol. Barry: "Who are you again?" lol im rey Barry: "I don't think you should be here. *Headset is stolen from Rey*
Sorry about that guys, that assbox stole my headset AGAIN. The Stig still on top but this contest has been very back and forth, the Stig building up momentum with a dropkick, followed by a clothesline and he's going for a POWERLAP connecting 1.2 wait Rey hit Stig with a microphone! "THIS MATCH HAS ENDED IN A DISQUALIFICATION! THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND STILL SWC CHAMPION RONALD MCDONALD!"
Rey: "im sick of u all bully me y cant we be friends. u call me assbox well ive had it no more mr nice rey :@"
Match 1: Louis Spence vs Rey
Oh deary me, Louis Spence is staring Rey down as Rey is bricking it he's running around the ring aimless Spence catches him & nails him with a left. Rey falls down as Spence starts dancing, Rey trying to make peace with Louis, not working as Spence shoves him into the corner & elbow to Rey. Cover 1.2 kickout Rey still can't understand why Louis Spence is attacking him. Louis Spence is jumpin' on it! PINEAPPLE DANCE SLAM! Cover 1.2.3! Rey loses to Louis Spence in a very one sided match, but it looks like Louis Spence has something to say: "Hello SWC! I want to be your next intercontinental champion, so Gun Jack... Watch yourself."
Winner: Louis Spence
Match 2: Ed & Edd vs Mario & Luigi
Ed jumps on Luigi as... is that Snape? Why is he naked?!? AHH IT'S THE CAPTAIN WITH SNAPE'S CLOTHES, if Snape wants them back he'll have to go to the back oh no, Captain Carpentry has set the clothes alight! Back to the action as Ed has a cover 1.2 kickout by Luigi, what a shot to the face of Luigi who is now in an anklelock submission. Can Luigi capitalise? Well Luigi manages to escape the hold but runs into a clothesline as Ed makes the tag & Edd is calculating... Roll up 1.2 Luigi kicks out, sending Edd to the ropes as Luigi runs to Edd... And lands bollocks first into the 2nd rope! Edd's cameo in the ring is over as he tags in Ed who clubs Luigi across the back & chokes him against the ropes, Ed whips his opponent into the corner & a huge splash Ed follows up with a scoop slam before tagging in Edd who climbs up the turnbuckle Ed looks to help him fly & overdoes it, Luigi needs some advantage as he looks for a tag & gets it! Mario runs into Ed's boot cover 1.2.3 unexpected finish but that looked like it hurt. The Ed's have a successful debut on RAWR!
Winner: Ed & Edd
Match 3: Barry Scott vs Homer Simpson
Homer: "You forgot all about me you bunch of bastards. Well, since I can't get a match I'm going to force myself on the card! Even if it means taking on Gun Jack."
Barry Scott jumps behind him & rolls him up cover 1.2.3! Homer lost in 4 seconds! Even Mario lasted longer in a match, hell it's a new record the previous was Barry Chuckle beating Mario in 8 seconds so Barry Scott is a new record holder on his debut!
SWC President: "SIMPSON! I said a few weeks back that if you lose you'd be suspended didn't I? Well, you failed to win tonight so... YOU'RE FIRED!"
What? I thought it was a suspension only! Homer Simpson has lost his job everybody!
Main Event:
vs Ronald McDonald SWC Championship open invitationalRonald: "Last week I ordered an invitational for my title, good luck to the person who answered."
It's The Stig! He runs to the ring both competitors shake hands and The Stig starts off strong as he gets the upper hand by throwing McDonald around, Stig whips McDonald into the corner and The Stig gets a boot into the helmet wha eh lo what! Rey get off *Rey grabs the headset*
wats dis lol hey i can heer myslef talk lol wait i wanna be a commentor. mcdonald winning but white guy kick him n shit oh no a suplex by ronald and white guy takes him down wait whos winnin lol got no idea so i interview my friesnd barry chuckley. hey chuckles sup lol. Barry: "Who are you again?" lol im rey Barry: "I don't think you should be here. *Headset is stolen from Rey*
Sorry about that guys, that assbox stole my headset AGAIN. The Stig still on top but this contest has been very back and forth, the Stig building up momentum with a dropkick, followed by a clothesline and he's going for a POWERLAP connecting 1.2 wait Rey hit Stig with a microphone! "THIS MATCH HAS ENDED IN A DISQUALIFICATION! THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND STILL SWC CHAMPION RONALD MCDONALD!"
Rey: "im sick of u all bully me y cant we be friends. u call me assbox well ive had it no more mr nice rey :@"
