Post by Elder Gohan on Dec 5, 2011 16:06:39 GMT -5
WELCOME TO SWC RAWR! LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERESHIRE! BRINGING YOU ALL THE BEST IN SWC ACTION!
*Rey stands in the ring*
"U guys all pick on me u cant leve me along, i waNted to be frends but u just abuse me so i want a match against you asshols"
*Mario appears on stage*
Mario: "I accept your-a offer you charmander!"
Well there you have it.
Match 1: Borat vs Darth Vader
The match starts of with Vader kneeing Borat in the gut, then flattening him with a left hand before stomping on his head, horrible move by Vader crushing the throat of Borat with his boot, Vader making quick work of Borat by throwing him in the corner & misses a clothesline, Borat brings him down & locks in an ankle lock, Vader struggles to make the ropes & Borat applies more pressure, Borat figure fours the ankle lock. Vader can't move! He can't go right, he can't go left & I don't think he could counter the hold & Vader taps, a huge win for Borat in his chase for the IC title, but he faces challenges from The Stig, Osama bin Laden & Louis Spence.
Winner: Borat
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Match 2: Captain Carpentry vs Snape
Captain Carpentry puts Snape in a headlock to start off but Snape counters and whips the captain into the ropes as he receives a clothesline + elbow drop as captain locks him into a chinlock but Snape reverses into a rollup 1 kickout, but Snape locks an armbar which the captain slides out of quickly throwing Snape across the ring as Captain Carpentry goes down to a clothesline cover 1. Kickout, very good chain wrestling as both men continue there feud, but Snape whips his opponent to the corner and knee to the gut as Snape props him up for a superplex... Captain Carpentry shoves Snape off the top rope, the captain prepares to fly & nobody home both men down. Snape makes it to his feet first as he tries a leg drop as the captain rolls out the way, Snape landed on his arse there the captain with a huge kick to the jaw, as the captain props Snape for the REBATE & no Snape rolls him up 1.2 so nearly a pinfall there, not many people kick out of a counter that quick but both men to their feet as Snape misses a clothesline and REBATE connected 1.2.3! Another victory over Snape for Captain Carpentry! Ohh, no need to hit the captain in the balls Snape. You are a coward!
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Match 3: #1 Contendership 10 Man hardcore (10 minute) battle royal
Well, we know that Gabriel Logan had the last opportunity at the title but will he get a second bite of the cherry? At the moment no because Lou has an abdominal stretch on Logan as Shrek catapults Louis Spence out of the ring, Spider-Man covers Yoshimitsu... 1.2 kickout as Barry Chuckle pushes a shopping trolley into Spider-Man's face cover, 1.2.3! Barry Chuckle is currently #1 contender! as the 9 other men chase him as he runs backstage. Shrek trips over a cable, Barry has gone where is he? Yoshimitsu finds him & kangaroo kick! Cover 1.2.3! Yoshimitsu now has a title opportunity! But can he hold on he pushes Spidey down & throws a can of sprite at Louis Spence as it explodes in his face, Yoshimitsu then finds himself the target of Gabriel Logan & Lou *We have 7 minutes left* as QUEEN SUPLEX into a table cover 1.2 Logan moves Lou & covers 'mitsu himself 1.2.3! Gabe Logan is the new number 1 contender! Logan escapes using a smoke capsule, he's escaping via car as 007, yet to move, dropkicks the windscreen & uses his arse to cover 1.2.3! James Bond is the new #1 contender! as the clock ticks down to 5 minutes! Bond has to think here, he has never held a world title despite stopping bad guys all over the world as he runs into a CHUCKLE DROP! 1.2.3! Barry Chuckle has a shot at the world title! If he can hold on that is... He runs around the car park, is that Gun Jack? Barry goes through his legs as Louis Spence tries to do the same as Gun Jack falls! *1 minute remaining* Barry Chuckle still running as he runs out of breath just outside the ring as Lou catches up & stops Barry from entering the ring & roll-up Lou using the ring as leverage 3...2...1... TIMEOUT AS THE PIN WAS COUNTED! "Ladies & Gents, your NEW #1 contender... Barry Chuc... "No, Ladies & Gentlemen. Your NEW #1 contender... Lou!" We have two #1 contenders!
Winner: Barry Chuckle/Lou
Main Event: Ronald McDonald vs Krusty
McDonald: "Krusty, you son of a bitch! I gotta promise to fulfill to Adrian. That involves kicking your ASS!"
McDonald is pounding Krusty, Lou Thesz press & punches being thrown as Ronald picks him up whips him to the corner & kick to Krusty's face, Krusty wobbling... MCSLAM! Cover 1.2.3! Ronald McDonald fulfills his promise to Adrian that he made not long ago.
McDonald: "Adrian, I did this for you pal. And as soon as SWC get rid of Krusty, we will be bigger, better & fucking awesome! But this fat bastard hogs his spot on the roster, pushing all of the potential talent down. Everyone agrees with me, it's time to go Krusty nobody wants you here, I even agree with that assbox Yoshimitsu."
*Rey stands in the ring*
"U guys all pick on me u cant leve me along, i waNted to be frends but u just abuse me so i want a match against you asshols"
*Mario appears on stage*
Mario: "I accept your-a offer you charmander!"
Well there you have it.
Match 1: Borat vs Darth Vader
The match starts of with Vader kneeing Borat in the gut, then flattening him with a left hand before stomping on his head, horrible move by Vader crushing the throat of Borat with his boot, Vader making quick work of Borat by throwing him in the corner & misses a clothesline, Borat brings him down & locks in an ankle lock, Vader struggles to make the ropes & Borat applies more pressure, Borat figure fours the ankle lock. Vader can't move! He can't go right, he can't go left & I don't think he could counter the hold & Vader taps, a huge win for Borat in his chase for the IC title, but he faces challenges from The Stig, Osama bin Laden & Louis Spence.
Winner: Borat
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SWC Best of the ring 2 packs series 1 are available in stores now! Get Mario & Luigi or The Chuckle Bros (with Tag Team titles) now!
Match 2: Captain Carpentry vs Snape
Captain Carpentry puts Snape in a headlock to start off but Snape counters and whips the captain into the ropes as he receives a clothesline + elbow drop as captain locks him into a chinlock but Snape reverses into a rollup 1 kickout, but Snape locks an armbar which the captain slides out of quickly throwing Snape across the ring as Captain Carpentry goes down to a clothesline cover 1. Kickout, very good chain wrestling as both men continue there feud, but Snape whips his opponent to the corner and knee to the gut as Snape props him up for a superplex... Captain Carpentry shoves Snape off the top rope, the captain prepares to fly & nobody home both men down. Snape makes it to his feet first as he tries a leg drop as the captain rolls out the way, Snape landed on his arse there the captain with a huge kick to the jaw, as the captain props Snape for the REBATE & no Snape rolls him up 1.2 so nearly a pinfall there, not many people kick out of a counter that quick but both men to their feet as Snape misses a clothesline and REBATE connected 1.2.3! Another victory over Snape for Captain Carpentry! Ohh, no need to hit the captain in the balls Snape. You are a coward!
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Match 3: #1 Contendership 10 Man hardcore (10 minute) battle royal
Well, we know that Gabriel Logan had the last opportunity at the title but will he get a second bite of the cherry? At the moment no because Lou has an abdominal stretch on Logan as Shrek catapults Louis Spence out of the ring, Spider-Man covers Yoshimitsu... 1.2 kickout as Barry Chuckle pushes a shopping trolley into Spider-Man's face cover, 1.2.3! Barry Chuckle is currently #1 contender! as the 9 other men chase him as he runs backstage. Shrek trips over a cable, Barry has gone where is he? Yoshimitsu finds him & kangaroo kick! Cover 1.2.3! Yoshimitsu now has a title opportunity! But can he hold on he pushes Spidey down & throws a can of sprite at Louis Spence as it explodes in his face, Yoshimitsu then finds himself the target of Gabriel Logan & Lou *We have 7 minutes left* as QUEEN SUPLEX into a table cover 1.2 Logan moves Lou & covers 'mitsu himself 1.2.3! Gabe Logan is the new number 1 contender! Logan escapes using a smoke capsule, he's escaping via car as 007, yet to move, dropkicks the windscreen & uses his arse to cover 1.2.3! James Bond is the new #1 contender! as the clock ticks down to 5 minutes! Bond has to think here, he has never held a world title despite stopping bad guys all over the world as he runs into a CHUCKLE DROP! 1.2.3! Barry Chuckle has a shot at the world title! If he can hold on that is... He runs around the car park, is that Gun Jack? Barry goes through his legs as Louis Spence tries to do the same as Gun Jack falls! *1 minute remaining* Barry Chuckle still running as he runs out of breath just outside the ring as Lou catches up & stops Barry from entering the ring & roll-up Lou using the ring as leverage 3...2...1... TIMEOUT AS THE PIN WAS COUNTED! "Ladies & Gents, your NEW #1 contender... Barry Chuc... "No, Ladies & Gentlemen. Your NEW #1 contender... Lou!" We have two #1 contenders!
Winner: Barry Chuckle/Lou
Main Event: Ronald McDonald vs Krusty
McDonald: "Krusty, you son of a bitch! I gotta promise to fulfill to Adrian. That involves kicking your ASS!"
McDonald is pounding Krusty, Lou Thesz press & punches being thrown as Ronald picks him up whips him to the corner & kick to Krusty's face, Krusty wobbling... MCSLAM! Cover 1.2.3! Ronald McDonald fulfills his promise to Adrian that he made not long ago.
McDonald: "Adrian, I did this for you pal. And as soon as SWC get rid of Krusty, we will be bigger, better & fucking awesome! But this fat bastard hogs his spot on the roster, pushing all of the potential talent down. Everyone agrees with me, it's time to go Krusty nobody wants you here, I even agree with that assbox Yoshimitsu."
