Post by Elder Gohan on Dec 17, 2011 16:29:31 GMT -5
*Because typing out matches is boring, I'm not typing out full matches*
Match 1: Krusty vs Mario
This is a match we're they both can't LOSE, there has to be a winner, but Mario takes a bit of a beating, but throws some good strikes & uses good counters as Krusty is worn down. 1-UP & pinfall to Mario in a match where he dominated for once, just shy of the 7 minute mark.
Winner: Mario (6:59)
*SWC Announcement*
To decide the #1 Contender for the Intercontinental Championship, there will be a 16 man tournament starting tonight. These superstars include: Captain Carpentry, Justin Bieber, Snape, Borat, Shrek, The Stig, Osama + more!.
Tournament match 1: The Stig vs Justin Bieber
Very back and forth match, no real advantage until Justin Bieber misses a splash and hits his face on the turnbuckle pad & The Stig then takes control by shoving Bieber to the ground. Not much else goes on, Bieber gets thrown over the ropes & almost gets counted out. After a Gambon Corner splash in the corner, Stig follows up with a Powerlap. 1.2.3
Winner: The Stig (9:47)
So The tournament is as follows:
Stig
vs
Bieber
?
vs
Borat
Spence
vs
Snape
Bond
vs
Osama
Logan
vs
Captain
Peter Griffin
vs
Barry Chuckle
Spider-Man
vs
Yoshimitsu
Niko Bellic
vs
Edd
Match 3: James Bond vs Osama bin Laden
Osama had hurt Captain Carpentry last Monday with a botched piledriver but the captain seems to be unhurt. Anyway 007 getting technical at the beginning of the match, outwrestling Osama everywhere but Osama brings bond down with a lariat. Osama spends several minutes kicking the shit out of 007, Bond regains the advantage as Osama's sandal comes off & he has to put it back on. The amount of times SWC has urged Osama not to wrestle in sandals. Back to the action and Osama has brought 007 to his knees & quickly applies the dreaded CAMEL CLUTCH. 007 has to fight it but has no choice but to tap out. Osama through to the next round as well as The Stig, both of whom are former IC champions.
Winner: Osama bin Laden (13:07)
Main Event: Borat vs ?
Well, we're gonna find out who Borat's opponent is tonight! that entrance music is familiar... Sounds like JAMES MAY! IT'S JAMES MAY! He did sign the SWC contract! If he's wrestling Borat he did sign! But he's doing well using all his tactics to win the match as I was talking. But oh no, he shouldn't choke him on the ropes, Borat gets up & locks in a sleeper hold & throws him off his shoulders & time for some CLUTCH CONTROL! Borat taps! The new superstar James May making short work of Borat on his debut & the fans don't like it one bit.
Winner: James May (2:48)
Adverts: "SWC Best of the ring series 3 includes: Louis Spence, Lou, Osama bin Laden & Captain Carpentry! Don't forget to collect all the action figures of your favourite superstars! Maybe, if you have a Mario you could make him win the SWC Championship!"
"Give the people you love an SWC christmas, with DVD's of Survival of the Fittest, What what in WoS' Butt & Fright Night on sale for £3.99 for all three. Plus SWC Action figures for a pound! If you preorder the highlight DVD recieve a free SWC T-shirt of your choice!"
Match 1: Krusty vs Mario
This is a match we're they both can't LOSE, there has to be a winner, but Mario takes a bit of a beating, but throws some good strikes & uses good counters as Krusty is worn down. 1-UP & pinfall to Mario in a match where he dominated for once, just shy of the 7 minute mark.
Winner: Mario (6:59)
*SWC Announcement*
To decide the #1 Contender for the Intercontinental Championship, there will be a 16 man tournament starting tonight. These superstars include: Captain Carpentry, Justin Bieber, Snape, Borat, Shrek, The Stig, Osama + more!.
Tournament match 1: The Stig vs Justin Bieber
Very back and forth match, no real advantage until Justin Bieber misses a splash and hits his face on the turnbuckle pad & The Stig then takes control by shoving Bieber to the ground. Not much else goes on, Bieber gets thrown over the ropes & almost gets counted out. After a Gambon Corner splash in the corner, Stig follows up with a Powerlap. 1.2.3
Winner: The Stig (9:47)
So The tournament is as follows:
Stig
vs
?
vs
Borat
Spence
vs
Snape
Bond
vs
Osama
Logan
vs
Captain
Peter Griffin
vs
Barry Chuckle
Spider-Man
vs
Yoshimitsu
Niko Bellic
vs
Edd
Match 3: James Bond vs Osama bin Laden
Osama had hurt Captain Carpentry last Monday with a botched piledriver but the captain seems to be unhurt. Anyway 007 getting technical at the beginning of the match, outwrestling Osama everywhere but Osama brings bond down with a lariat. Osama spends several minutes kicking the shit out of 007, Bond regains the advantage as Osama's sandal comes off & he has to put it back on. The amount of times SWC has urged Osama not to wrestle in sandals. Back to the action and Osama has brought 007 to his knees & quickly applies the dreaded CAMEL CLUTCH. 007 has to fight it but has no choice but to tap out. Osama through to the next round as well as The Stig, both of whom are former IC champions.
Winner: Osama bin Laden (13:07)
Main Event: Borat vs ?
Well, we're gonna find out who Borat's opponent is tonight! that entrance music is familiar... Sounds like JAMES MAY! IT'S JAMES MAY! He did sign the SWC contract! If he's wrestling Borat he did sign! But he's doing well using all his tactics to win the match as I was talking. But oh no, he shouldn't choke him on the ropes, Borat gets up & locks in a sleeper hold & throws him off his shoulders & time for some CLUTCH CONTROL! Borat taps! The new superstar James May making short work of Borat on his debut & the fans don't like it one bit.
Winner: James May (2:48)
Adverts: "SWC Best of the ring series 3 includes: Louis Spence, Lou, Osama bin Laden & Captain Carpentry! Don't forget to collect all the action figures of your favourite superstars! Maybe, if you have a Mario you could make him win the SWC Championship!"
"Give the people you love an SWC christmas, with DVD's of Survival of the Fittest, What what in WoS' Butt & Fright Night on sale for £3.99 for all three. Plus SWC Action figures for a pound! If you preorder the highlight DVD recieve a free SWC T-shirt of your choice!"
