Post by Elder Gohan on Dec 19, 2011 15:26:15 GMT -5
WELCOME TO SWC RAWR! LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERESHIRE! BRINGING YOU ALL THE BEST IN SWC ACTION!
Good news to all overseas fans, SWC will be doing it's first event in the UK shortly after new year.
Match 1:Louis Spence vs Snape
As we go into the match we will check the standings:
Stig
vs
Bieber
May
vs
Borat
Spence
vs
Snape
Bond
vs
Osama
Logan
vs
Captain
Peter Griffin
vs
Barry Chuckle
Spider-Man
vs
Yoshimitsu
Niko Bellic
vs
Edd
Louis Spence takes Snape downtown and spends some time working the head, locking in a submission Snape counters with a back suplex. By the way, while they wrestle we have to explain the rivalry between Captain Carpentry & Severus Snape, these two cannot stand eachother so much that on the Dawg House website, the captain has called out Snape for a match on Christmas. But Spence taking control with a superplex, could be time for a... PINEAPPLE DANCE SLAM! 1.2.3! Louis Spence is in the next round as that's Captain Carpentry! He's giving Snape a beatdown & Snape uses an underhanded low blow, now Snape administering a beatdown of his own.
Winner: Louis Spence
Match 2: Edd vs Niko Bellic
Niko Bellic starts off shadow-boxing, but he needs to go into Edd not showoff like an arse as Niko continues to parade around as Edd just slaps him one! And very quickly Edd lifts Niko up for a suplex, Niko remains on his feet as Edd one step ahead rolls him up 1.2.3! That was quick, Edd is through to the next round but get out Edd! Harsh clothesline by Niko who grabs a chair & slams it through Edd who is unconscious & IT'S ED & EDDY! They wouldn't leave their friend, Niko runs scared!
Winner: Edd
Match 3: Gabe Logan vs Captain Carpentry
Both men shake hands before they lock arms & Logan gets the upper hand, throwing him in the corner, this match isn't going to end in a brawl as these two men respect the hell out of eachother. This may be a candidate for match of the year, as these two are outwrestling eachother everywhere, but this time Captain Carpentry taking the lead, eventually the match slows down & REBATE out of nowhere 1.2.3! Captain Carpentry advances to the next round, both men shake hands.
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Match 4: Spider-Man vs Yoshimitsu
Spider-Man flips over Yoshimitsu & kicks him in the back of the head as Spider-Man ju... hi im rey lol robot is shit he get his ass kicked by that bully spidey, he calld me an assbox but his an assbox i hate him. I hate when SWC let Rey out his cage, it ruins the commentary, no Rey get outta here. Anyway Yoshimitsu has poked Spider-Man in the eyes and started kicking Spidey's arse, the last thing you should do when taking on Yoshimitsu is getting into a brawl. Mitsu kneecaps Spidey in the skull & KANGAROO KICK! 1.2.3! Yoshimitsu advances!
Main Event: Ronald McDonald vs Justin Bieber
Looks like we have a great main event tonight, as Ronald McDonald slams Bieber to the mat & jumps on him, Justin counters a couple minutes later with a rollup & instead of holding the cover he went to beat him down! Bieber gets McDonald on the top rope & hurricanrana NO McDonald counters, moonsault from Ronald McDonald. 1.2 kickout by Bieber as McDonald goes for the MCSLAM! 1.2.3! Ronald McDonald specialises in using the McSlam out of nowhere as he grabs a microphone...
McDonald: "Now, I know that I have a match on Christmas for my title. I will only face one #1 contender, I can't face both. So, Barry Chuckle since you're in the IC tournament I think you should give your shot to Lou, it's only fair."
Good news to all overseas fans, SWC will be doing it's first event in the UK shortly after new year.
Match 1:Louis Spence vs Snape
As we go into the match we will check the standings:
Stig
vs
May
vs
Spence
vs
Snape
vs
Osama
Logan
vs
Captain
Peter Griffin
vs
Barry Chuckle
Spider-Man
vs
Yoshimitsu
Niko Bellic
vs
Edd
Louis Spence takes Snape downtown and spends some time working the head, locking in a submission Snape counters with a back suplex. By the way, while they wrestle we have to explain the rivalry between Captain Carpentry & Severus Snape, these two cannot stand eachother so much that on the Dawg House website, the captain has called out Snape for a match on Christmas. But Spence taking control with a superplex, could be time for a... PINEAPPLE DANCE SLAM! 1.2.3! Louis Spence is in the next round as that's Captain Carpentry! He's giving Snape a beatdown & Snape uses an underhanded low blow, now Snape administering a beatdown of his own.
Winner: Louis Spence
Match 2: Edd vs Niko Bellic
Niko Bellic starts off shadow-boxing, but he needs to go into Edd not showoff like an arse as Niko continues to parade around as Edd just slaps him one! And very quickly Edd lifts Niko up for a suplex, Niko remains on his feet as Edd one step ahead rolls him up 1.2.3! That was quick, Edd is through to the next round but get out Edd! Harsh clothesline by Niko who grabs a chair & slams it through Edd who is unconscious & IT'S ED & EDDY! They wouldn't leave their friend, Niko runs scared!
Winner: Edd
Match 3: Gabe Logan vs Captain Carpentry
Both men shake hands before they lock arms & Logan gets the upper hand, throwing him in the corner, this match isn't going to end in a brawl as these two men respect the hell out of eachother. This may be a candidate for match of the year, as these two are outwrestling eachother everywhere, but this time Captain Carpentry taking the lead, eventually the match slows down & REBATE out of nowhere 1.2.3! Captain Carpentry advances to the next round, both men shake hands.
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Match 4: Spider-Man vs Yoshimitsu
Spider-Man flips over Yoshimitsu & kicks him in the back of the head as Spider-Man ju... hi im rey lol robot is shit he get his ass kicked by that bully spidey, he calld me an assbox but his an assbox i hate him. I hate when SWC let Rey out his cage, it ruins the commentary, no Rey get outta here. Anyway Yoshimitsu has poked Spider-Man in the eyes and started kicking Spidey's arse, the last thing you should do when taking on Yoshimitsu is getting into a brawl. Mitsu kneecaps Spidey in the skull & KANGAROO KICK! 1.2.3! Yoshimitsu advances!
Main Event: Ronald McDonald vs Justin Bieber
Looks like we have a great main event tonight, as Ronald McDonald slams Bieber to the mat & jumps on him, Justin counters a couple minutes later with a rollup & instead of holding the cover he went to beat him down! Bieber gets McDonald on the top rope & hurricanrana NO McDonald counters, moonsault from Ronald McDonald. 1.2 kickout by Bieber as McDonald goes for the MCSLAM! 1.2.3! Ronald McDonald specialises in using the McSlam out of nowhere as he grabs a microphone...
McDonald: "Now, I know that I have a match on Christmas for my title. I will only face one #1 contender, I can't face both. So, Barry Chuckle since you're in the IC tournament I think you should give your shot to Lou, it's only fair."
