Post by Elder Gohan on Dec 23, 2011 10:50:29 GMT -5
WELCOME TO SWC RAWR! LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERESHIRE! BRINGING YOU ALL THE BEST IN SWC ACTION!
Match 1: The Stig vs Yoshimitsu
It's the semi finals, only four remain. Who will face Gun Jack on christmas day? It looks like The Stig as it gets into 2nd gear using submissions to look for an advantage. Anyway more about the current Intercontinental Champion Gun Jack, he is the most destructive star on the roster he nearly hospitalised Louis Spence! Not to mention he is really fucking heavy! Yoshimitsu kicks Stig in the bollocks but the jokes on him, Stig doesn't have bollocks, but it's testicles are somewhere as Stig gets angry & dropkicks Yoshimitsu out of the ring, the Stig gives chase and throws Yoshimitsu back in the ring and POWERLAP connecting, Stig not finished yet lifting him up & ANOTHER POWERLAP! 1.2.3! The Stig goes to the finals!
Winner: The Stig
Match 2: Captain Carpentry vs Osama bin Laden
No love lost between these two as the captain just lays into Osama, who escapes the ring & hey he tripped the captain & he's a dirty fighter that Osama, I wish for once he would fight fair... But what a reversal by Captain Carpentry as he throws Osama across the ring with a huge belly to belly suplex & he catches Osama then he bodyslams him into the canvas, Captain Carpentry looks the favourite to win the whole tournament, but first IC champion The Stig stands in his way... Osama has nowhere to run, he is cornered, knee to the face of Osama who is propped up on the turnbuckle then turned around & REBATE POWERBOMB from the top rope! Cover 1.2.3! Captain Carpentry through to the final, but can he win his first gold in SWC?
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Match 3: IC Title final
This is it, the final of the tournament. The big one, who will face Gun Jack at Christmas? I know for damn sure it ont be Mario as hey that's Osama! he's hiding under the ring, he might do something stupid under there while these two are wrestling! Stig is on Captain Carpentry's shoulders... Rollup 1.2 kickout by the Stig, these two want the IC title like a fat kid wants a cake but Captain Carpentry pounces on a Stig mistake, knee to the gut & REBATE connects, 1.2.3! Captain Carpentry hands The Stig it's first SWC loss & more importantly wins a title shot against Gun Jack on Christmas day!
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Match 4: Mario vs Trialist 1
Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hollywood, California weighing in at a slender 195 pounds... He is the current UK Feminine Champion. "The fabulous one" GEORGE! Here we go, oh come on even Mario can get a win. I could go in the ring and beat up George... As oh you suck Mario, you fucking suck HIT HIM! There we go Mario takes advantage as George backs into the corner, Mario winds up a punch as George simply wanders out of the corner & Mario gets his fist stuck in the turnbuckle pad, George with a few kicks into the ribs of Mario & a huge shot to the head, forcing his fist out of the turnbuckle & facecrusher! Cover 1.2.3! Oh Mario, you are fucking hopeless. Infact if you don't start winning, I will challenge you to a match.
Winner: George
Match 5: Luigi vs Trialist 2
Wait, we signed Luigi? Hopefully he is better than his brother... Lets just see who the new guy is... It's the impeccable driving skill guy from the Direct Line adverts! As Luigi, gets stuck in. We have learned that his name is Alexander Armstrong, as Luigi dominates him with a hanging vertical suplex. Luigi gets his opponent ready for the 1-UP cover 1.2.3 Luigi won quite comfortably, why doesn't Luigi get more match time because he's more talented, he ain't shit. Hold on a second
*I get in the ring*
Me: "Mario, you fat assbox. You won't face Rey on Christmas Day, oh no no no... God bless ya no no. YOU'LL BE FACING ME!!"
Match 1: The Stig vs Yoshimitsu
It's the semi finals, only four remain. Who will face Gun Jack on christmas day? It looks like The Stig as it gets into 2nd gear using submissions to look for an advantage. Anyway more about the current Intercontinental Champion Gun Jack, he is the most destructive star on the roster he nearly hospitalised Louis Spence! Not to mention he is really fucking heavy! Yoshimitsu kicks Stig in the bollocks but the jokes on him, Stig doesn't have bollocks, but it's testicles are somewhere as Stig gets angry & dropkicks Yoshimitsu out of the ring, the Stig gives chase and throws Yoshimitsu back in the ring and POWERLAP connecting, Stig not finished yet lifting him up & ANOTHER POWERLAP! 1.2.3! The Stig goes to the finals!
Winner: The Stig
Match 2: Captain Carpentry vs Osama bin Laden
No love lost between these two as the captain just lays into Osama, who escapes the ring & hey he tripped the captain & he's a dirty fighter that Osama, I wish for once he would fight fair... But what a reversal by Captain Carpentry as he throws Osama across the ring with a huge belly to belly suplex & he catches Osama then he bodyslams him into the canvas, Captain Carpentry looks the favourite to win the whole tournament, but first IC champion The Stig stands in his way... Osama has nowhere to run, he is cornered, knee to the face of Osama who is propped up on the turnbuckle then turned around & REBATE POWERBOMB from the top rope! Cover 1.2.3! Captain Carpentry through to the final, but can he win his first gold in SWC?
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Match 3: IC Title final
This is it, the final of the tournament. The big one, who will face Gun Jack at Christmas? I know for damn sure it ont be Mario as hey that's Osama! he's hiding under the ring, he might do something stupid under there while these two are wrestling! Stig is on Captain Carpentry's shoulders... Rollup 1.2 kickout by the Stig, these two want the IC title like a fat kid wants a cake but Captain Carpentry pounces on a Stig mistake, knee to the gut & REBATE connects, 1.2.3! Captain Carpentry hands The Stig it's first SWC loss & more importantly wins a title shot against Gun Jack on Christmas day!
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Match 4: Mario vs Trialist 1
Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hollywood, California weighing in at a slender 195 pounds... He is the current UK Feminine Champion. "The fabulous one" GEORGE! Here we go, oh come on even Mario can get a win. I could go in the ring and beat up George... As oh you suck Mario, you fucking suck HIT HIM! There we go Mario takes advantage as George backs into the corner, Mario winds up a punch as George simply wanders out of the corner & Mario gets his fist stuck in the turnbuckle pad, George with a few kicks into the ribs of Mario & a huge shot to the head, forcing his fist out of the turnbuckle & facecrusher! Cover 1.2.3! Oh Mario, you are fucking hopeless. Infact if you don't start winning, I will challenge you to a match.
Winner: George
Match 5: Luigi vs Trialist 2
Wait, we signed Luigi? Hopefully he is better than his brother... Lets just see who the new guy is... It's the impeccable driving skill guy from the Direct Line adverts! As Luigi, gets stuck in. We have learned that his name is Alexander Armstrong, as Luigi dominates him with a hanging vertical suplex. Luigi gets his opponent ready for the 1-UP cover 1.2.3 Luigi won quite comfortably, why doesn't Luigi get more match time because he's more talented, he ain't shit. Hold on a second
*I get in the ring*
Me: "Mario, you fat assbox. You won't face Rey on Christmas Day, oh no no no... God bless ya no no. YOU'LL BE FACING ME!!"
