Post by Elder Gohan on Dec 25, 2011 8:52:20 GMT -5
Tis the season to be jolly, unless you're an assbox then you can get lost.
WELCOME TO SWC SEASONS BEATINGS, WE HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HOPE TO BRING YOU A GOOD SHOW!
Match 1: Louis Spence vs Shrek
These two have face off before, so they should know what to expect from eachother as Shrek misses a sharp right hand and Spence dropkicks to the face knocking him down. These two have faced off before, but Louis Spence always wins against Shrek he has never lost to Shrek. Will that change tonight? Looking likely as Shrek has the better of Louis Spence as Shrek suplexes him into the canvas. Shrek looks the better fighter tonight, but can he finish off Louis Spence, who's laying in the ring motionless as Shrek goes in & Small Package by Louis Spence 1.2.3! Louis Spence keeps his winning streak over Shrek, this could advance his career as he is looking for a title here in SWC
Match 2: Tag Team Championship: Chuckle Brothers vs Little Britain
This is the one we have been waiting for, Little Britain have held tag team gold all over the world, but this is the big one which the Chuckles have started the match better as Paul Chuckle puts a backbreaker on Lou. He should know not to get into a wrestling contest with Lou as, that is a big mistake as Lou takes over with various moves as Paul has to tag in Barry who counters Lou with a big back body drop. Lou can't believe it, he has never been outwrestled like this before! He is now working extra hard as the boos rain down, but it's just too much as a tag is made to Andy & SPEAR already, 1.2.3! NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, Little Britain have won their 13th tag team title & their first in SWC! The Chuckles go up to congratulate the new champions, Little Britain have turned heel! Oh my god, this is sickening on Christmas of all days delivering a beatdown on the Chuckles.
Match 3: Me vs Mario
Well, I best get into my wrestling gear and into the ring, as I step up to an SWC "superstar." Take over from commentary Carol Beer. Oh for fuck sake, Ed is in the ring and he is choking Mario. Come on Ed, do your job it's not mine, My job is to sit in reception but I am stuck here watching you beat down Mario, who lost to George! FUCKING GEORGE! But Ed slams Mario into the canvas & follows up with a boston crab, Ed picks him up & DDT, Ed covers. Come on Ed, this will make my Christmas 1.2.3! YES, you did it Ed! Wait did Mario just lose to a commentator? Oh, hold on. I'm going in. Carol Beer has a cover on Mario! Referee doesn't know what to do.... 1....2....3! Carol Beer has defeated Mario! Just fuck off Mario, the joke isn't funny anymore. No one is this shit on purpose.
Match 4:Intercontinental Title Match: Gun Jack vs Captain Carpentry
Well, Gun Jack has had a punch countered and the captain cannot lift Jack, so he sweeps the legs from under him. Gun Jack, isn't impossible to defeat as someone, somewhere has beat him once... I think it was The Stig, I'm not sure but Captain Carpentry is down, Gun Jack is in the air & he's missed the divebomber! Can the captain capitalise? I sure hope so, Captain Carpentry tries to pull Gun Jack out of the hole he's made in the ring, he does so, using that momentum he pulls the REBATE POWERBOMB out of nowhere! Cover 1.2.3! New Champion, Captain Carpentry pulls of a massive upset & has become the Intercontinental Champion! But, Captain Carpentry goes to fix the hole in the ring & he does it fast, they don't call him the captain for nothing.
Match 5: James Bond vs Gabriel Logan
Both men shake hands, as the bell rings and they go into a tie up. These two have history as well, they have feuded in the past & they have tagged together, nearly becoming Tag Team champions both in other companies & here in SWC. 007 sweeps the legs down & applies the sharpshooter this early in the match, Logan has no choice but to tap out! James Bond picks up a victory over his friend & rival Gabriel Logan.
Main Event: SWC Championship match: Ronald McDonald vs Lou
Lou: "I bruised a few ribs winning the SWC tag team titles so I won't be competing tonight. But, you do have an opponent tonight. Hit "his" music."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=448Q6Ib2yQU&feature=related Wait, I recognise that tune, it's GEORGE! Using Rico's theme, does that mean George has signed with SWC? I think it does. George wastes no time laying into Ronald McDonald as he slaps him across the face, & takes him down before putting a headlock on him, McDonald escapes & threatens George but George cowers in the corner McDonald dances & punches in in the gut & MCSLAM 1.2.3! McDonald retains the title against George but Lou was supposed to wrestle tonight. Anyway it's goodnight from me & SWC, have a merry christmas & a happy new year!
WELCOME TO SWC SEASONS BEATINGS, WE HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HOPE TO BRING YOU A GOOD SHOW!
Match 1: Louis Spence vs Shrek
These two have face off before, so they should know what to expect from eachother as Shrek misses a sharp right hand and Spence dropkicks to the face knocking him down. These two have faced off before, but Louis Spence always wins against Shrek he has never lost to Shrek. Will that change tonight? Looking likely as Shrek has the better of Louis Spence as Shrek suplexes him into the canvas. Shrek looks the better fighter tonight, but can he finish off Louis Spence, who's laying in the ring motionless as Shrek goes in & Small Package by Louis Spence 1.2.3! Louis Spence keeps his winning streak over Shrek, this could advance his career as he is looking for a title here in SWC
Match 2: Tag Team Championship: Chuckle Brothers vs Little Britain
This is the one we have been waiting for, Little Britain have held tag team gold all over the world, but this is the big one which the Chuckles have started the match better as Paul Chuckle puts a backbreaker on Lou. He should know not to get into a wrestling contest with Lou as, that is a big mistake as Lou takes over with various moves as Paul has to tag in Barry who counters Lou with a big back body drop. Lou can't believe it, he has never been outwrestled like this before! He is now working extra hard as the boos rain down, but it's just too much as a tag is made to Andy & SPEAR already, 1.2.3! NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, Little Britain have won their 13th tag team title & their first in SWC! The Chuckles go up to congratulate the new champions, Little Britain have turned heel! Oh my god, this is sickening on Christmas of all days delivering a beatdown on the Chuckles.
Match 3: Me vs Mario
Well, I best get into my wrestling gear and into the ring, as I step up to an SWC "superstar." Take over from commentary Carol Beer. Oh for fuck sake, Ed is in the ring and he is choking Mario. Come on Ed, do your job it's not mine, My job is to sit in reception but I am stuck here watching you beat down Mario, who lost to George! FUCKING GEORGE! But Ed slams Mario into the canvas & follows up with a boston crab, Ed picks him up & DDT, Ed covers. Come on Ed, this will make my Christmas 1.2.3! YES, you did it Ed! Wait did Mario just lose to a commentator? Oh, hold on. I'm going in. Carol Beer has a cover on Mario! Referee doesn't know what to do.... 1....2....3! Carol Beer has defeated Mario! Just fuck off Mario, the joke isn't funny anymore. No one is this shit on purpose.
Match 4:Intercontinental Title Match: Gun Jack vs Captain Carpentry
Well, Gun Jack has had a punch countered and the captain cannot lift Jack, so he sweeps the legs from under him. Gun Jack, isn't impossible to defeat as someone, somewhere has beat him once... I think it was The Stig, I'm not sure but Captain Carpentry is down, Gun Jack is in the air & he's missed the divebomber! Can the captain capitalise? I sure hope so, Captain Carpentry tries to pull Gun Jack out of the hole he's made in the ring, he does so, using that momentum he pulls the REBATE POWERBOMB out of nowhere! Cover 1.2.3! New Champion, Captain Carpentry pulls of a massive upset & has become the Intercontinental Champion! But, Captain Carpentry goes to fix the hole in the ring & he does it fast, they don't call him the captain for nothing.
Match 5: James Bond vs Gabriel Logan
Both men shake hands, as the bell rings and they go into a tie up. These two have history as well, they have feuded in the past & they have tagged together, nearly becoming Tag Team champions both in other companies & here in SWC. 007 sweeps the legs down & applies the sharpshooter this early in the match, Logan has no choice but to tap out! James Bond picks up a victory over his friend & rival Gabriel Logan.
Main Event: SWC Championship match: Ronald McDonald vs Lou
Lou: "I bruised a few ribs winning the SWC tag team titles so I won't be competing tonight. But, you do have an opponent tonight. Hit "his" music."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=448Q6Ib2yQU&feature=related Wait, I recognise that tune, it's GEORGE! Using Rico's theme, does that mean George has signed with SWC? I think it does. George wastes no time laying into Ronald McDonald as he slaps him across the face, & takes him down before putting a headlock on him, McDonald escapes & threatens George but George cowers in the corner McDonald dances & punches in in the gut & MCSLAM 1.2.3! McDonald retains the title against George but Lou was supposed to wrestle tonight. Anyway it's goodnight from me & SWC, have a merry christmas & a happy new year!
