Post by Elder Gohan on Jan 2, 2012 14:33:50 GMT -5
WELCOME TO SWC RAWR! LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERESHIRE! BRINGING YOU ALL THE BEST IN SWC ACTION!
Match 1: Ed (not me, Ed Edd n Eddy Ed) vs Mario
Now this is a write off, Ed should win this one but surprisingly Mario hasn't backed down, even getting a suplex on Ed but Ed seems unfazed & knees Mario in the face. Ed takes a few moments to recover & get the crowd behind him as Mario tried to sneak up behind him, but tripped over his own boots. That's it, Mario if you don't get on a winning streak soon, I'll challenge you for your spot on the roster, I mean it as Edd & Eddy appear at ringside, I'm now joined by Eddy on commentary. "Haha, the big guy has got this in the bag" I agree mate, woah Ed just headbutted Mario, cover 1.2.3! "Man, he can be a real animal at times, glad I'm on his good side!" Eddy is bang on the money there.... "MONEY! WHERE?!?"
Winner: Ed
Match 2: Luigi vs Snape
Well, in my opinion Mario sucks balls but, it doesn't run in the family as we have a talented brother, who isn't a complete dickhead. Luigi has started off stronger than Snape, but it's turning into a wrestlefest. Back and forth grappling and chain wrestling, something Mario isn't capable of doing... But Snape has got himself in all sorts of bother & is locked in an abdominal stretch, after a few minutes Luigi has released Snape. This could prove costly as Snape only needs half a chance to comeback, and he now throws Luigi into a corner & starts beating him. Luigi falls to his knees but springs back up & 1-UP out of nowhere 1...2...3! Luigi is on a roll, 2 wins in a row! Keep it up big man, you are really underrated. I am a big fan, you are gonna go places in SWC! It's Captain Carpentry, the new IC Champion! He's assaulting Snape, the crowd are loving this!
Winner: Luigi
Match 3: Gabe Logan vs Shrek
Shrek is violently attacking Logan before the bell even rings, stop this Shrek. The bell rings as Shrek is still beating Logan up & down the ring & swamp drop to Logan, who is K.O'd he isn't moving as Shrek leers at the crowd. Finally we have a cover 1.2 Logan kicked out, shouldn't have done that as Shrek has become more angry & dropkick to the seated Logan... it's 007! Come to save his longtime friend/partner/rival! 007 is issuing a warning to Shrek as he swamp drops Logan again this time pinning him, 1.2.3 James Bond storms the ring & chases out Shrek into the locker rooms but the real question is: Can Gabriel Logan walk to the back & seek help from the doctors?
Winner: Shrek
Match 4: Edd & Eddy vs The Chuckle Brothers #1 contendership Tag Titles
Well, earlier I was joined by Eddy, nice fella but now I'm joined by the new SWC Tag team champions, Little Britain. How are you guys? "We're fine, but I must say, we have rode the fans nuts for too long, we only care about ourselves now, isn't that right Andy?" "Yeah" Lads, that may be but the Chuckles look angry & are fired up tonight, they want your titles. "Well, they are beating Edd & Eddy at the moment, but can they beat Tag veterans like us? Can they win big matches? No they bloody well can't." But they have defended their belts every month... "Ed, let me stop & remind you that when we held our 3rd tag title I think it was WWE:UK, we had to defend our titles 3 times in a week once, against Linkin Park, Butlins Redcoats & of course Team Japan. But we did it and looked convincing." Well, anyway Barry Chuckle signalling for Paul & To Me... To You connecting on Eddy, 1.2.3. The Chuckle Brothers are number one contenders! Andy, what are you doing? No.... Spear to Barry Chuckle & one for Paul as well. Lou do something!
Winner: Chuckle Brothers
Main Event: Spider-Man vs George
Say... Do you think George could give me fashion tips, I need to spice things up. Anyway, George lays into Spidey & throws him into the corner... Slap to the face of Spidey, who leaps onto the turnbuckle & hurricanrana. Already this match is back and forth, George who looks promising so far, has taken control of the match. How close was he to taking the SWC title in his first SWC match last night? If you look at George, you'd think wow even Rey or Mario could kick is arse, but he is not to be underestimated. George can win matches in an instant & KARATE ROUNDHOUSE KICK #5! Cover 1.2.3! George wins his first SWC match as an SWC superstar! He has a few words for Ronald McDonald
George: "Ronald McDonald, firstly what on EARTH are you wearing? You look like someone bled to death on cheese, secondly I want a title rematch. I don't care if Lou granted it to me dear, I just don't want to see that title on a poorly dressed twat like you."
Match 1: Ed (not me, Ed Edd n Eddy Ed) vs Mario
Now this is a write off, Ed should win this one but surprisingly Mario hasn't backed down, even getting a suplex on Ed but Ed seems unfazed & knees Mario in the face. Ed takes a few moments to recover & get the crowd behind him as Mario tried to sneak up behind him, but tripped over his own boots. That's it, Mario if you don't get on a winning streak soon, I'll challenge you for your spot on the roster, I mean it as Edd & Eddy appear at ringside, I'm now joined by Eddy on commentary. "Haha, the big guy has got this in the bag" I agree mate, woah Ed just headbutted Mario, cover 1.2.3! "Man, he can be a real animal at times, glad I'm on his good side!" Eddy is bang on the money there.... "MONEY! WHERE?!?"
Winner: Ed
Match 2: Luigi vs Snape
Well, in my opinion Mario sucks balls but, it doesn't run in the family as we have a talented brother, who isn't a complete dickhead. Luigi has started off stronger than Snape, but it's turning into a wrestlefest. Back and forth grappling and chain wrestling, something Mario isn't capable of doing... But Snape has got himself in all sorts of bother & is locked in an abdominal stretch, after a few minutes Luigi has released Snape. This could prove costly as Snape only needs half a chance to comeback, and he now throws Luigi into a corner & starts beating him. Luigi falls to his knees but springs back up & 1-UP out of nowhere 1...2...3! Luigi is on a roll, 2 wins in a row! Keep it up big man, you are really underrated. I am a big fan, you are gonna go places in SWC! It's Captain Carpentry, the new IC Champion! He's assaulting Snape, the crowd are loving this!
Winner: Luigi
Match 3: Gabe Logan vs Shrek
Shrek is violently attacking Logan before the bell even rings, stop this Shrek. The bell rings as Shrek is still beating Logan up & down the ring & swamp drop to Logan, who is K.O'd he isn't moving as Shrek leers at the crowd. Finally we have a cover 1.2 Logan kicked out, shouldn't have done that as Shrek has become more angry & dropkick to the seated Logan... it's 007! Come to save his longtime friend/partner/rival! 007 is issuing a warning to Shrek as he swamp drops Logan again this time pinning him, 1.2.3 James Bond storms the ring & chases out Shrek into the locker rooms but the real question is: Can Gabriel Logan walk to the back & seek help from the doctors?
Winner: Shrek
Match 4: Edd & Eddy vs The Chuckle Brothers #1 contendership Tag Titles
Well, earlier I was joined by Eddy, nice fella but now I'm joined by the new SWC Tag team champions, Little Britain. How are you guys? "We're fine, but I must say, we have rode the fans nuts for too long, we only care about ourselves now, isn't that right Andy?" "Yeah" Lads, that may be but the Chuckles look angry & are fired up tonight, they want your titles. "Well, they are beating Edd & Eddy at the moment, but can they beat Tag veterans like us? Can they win big matches? No they bloody well can't." But they have defended their belts every month... "Ed, let me stop & remind you that when we held our 3rd tag title I think it was WWE:UK, we had to defend our titles 3 times in a week once, against Linkin Park, Butlins Redcoats & of course Team Japan. But we did it and looked convincing." Well, anyway Barry Chuckle signalling for Paul & To Me... To You connecting on Eddy, 1.2.3. The Chuckle Brothers are number one contenders! Andy, what are you doing? No.... Spear to Barry Chuckle & one for Paul as well. Lou do something!
Winner: Chuckle Brothers
Main Event: Spider-Man vs George
Say... Do you think George could give me fashion tips, I need to spice things up. Anyway, George lays into Spidey & throws him into the corner... Slap to the face of Spidey, who leaps onto the turnbuckle & hurricanrana. Already this match is back and forth, George who looks promising so far, has taken control of the match. How close was he to taking the SWC title in his first SWC match last night? If you look at George, you'd think wow even Rey or Mario could kick is arse, but he is not to be underestimated. George can win matches in an instant & KARATE ROUNDHOUSE KICK #5! Cover 1.2.3! George wins his first SWC match as an SWC superstar! He has a few words for Ronald McDonald
George: "Ronald McDonald, firstly what on EARTH are you wearing? You look like someone bled to death on cheese, secondly I want a title rematch. I don't care if Lou granted it to me dear, I just don't want to see that title on a poorly dressed twat like you."
