Post by Elder Gohan on Jan 16, 2012 12:57:02 GMT -5
WELCOME TO SWC RAWR! LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERESHIRE! BRINGING YOU ALL THE BEST IN SWC ACTION!
Match 1: Mario vs Darth Vader
Darth Vader has had to take some time off to settle in SWC, but he should pick up a win vs Mario, who surprisingly clocks him with a left & Darth Vader counters with a big boot. Darth Vader should already have this won, there is no way Mario can fight back... Mario is thrown to the corner & tries to counter with a hurricanrana but Vader flips him & THE FORCE out of nowhere... 1.2.3 Darth Vader wins 2 in a row that's 3 SWC wins! One more than Mario who hang on a second *Carol Beer takes over on commentary.*
"Ed, I'm supposed to be in reception. Because I'm the receptionist, not your arse chaser." Ed has challenged Mario to another match, Ed nails a DDT on Mario 1.2.3. Oh for fuck sake Mario, you have been pinned twice in the space of three minutes! Wait, 1.2.3 Carol Beer has pinned Mario... *Ed returns to commentary* Cheers for that Carol.
Winner: Darth Vader
Match 2: Borat vs Justin Bieber
Lookie who it is, it's Justin Bieber! He's back, but lord knows where he went... Either way, he looks to cap his return with a win vs Borat. If he wanted to win on his return, he should have faced Mario. But Borat lands a suplex and covers 1.2 kickout by Bieber who rises to his feet & sweeps the legs from Borat, who faces the biggest test of his career to date a career vs career match vs Krusty, who should fuck off from the company. Anyway Justin Bieber is using his speed advantage, Borat can't catch him but Borat needs to slow down Bieber & no one wants to try & outwrestle Borat who knees Bieber in the gut & raises his head... Kazakhstani Krush 1.2.3 Borat gets a W on the ol' W/L/D scoresheet, I'd hate to see Mario's it'd be: LLLLLLLLLLWLLLLLLLLLLLWLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Winner: Borat
Match 3: Louis Spence vs James May IC title #1 contender match
Louis Spence has often stated he wants to win a title here at SWC, but he likes to put on a show while he wrestles, anyway Spence goads May into the corner and forces May into the turnbuckle & knife edge chop, believe me (well Rey) no one wants to feel a chop from Louis Spence, who is spending some time getting serious, he's dancing! Anyway Louis Spence arsed around too much & now May is getting back into the match, slowly but that's the way May likes to work. May's slow methodical pace isn't to last long as Louis Spence counters a left & PINEAPPLE DANCE SLAM! 1.2.3! Louis Spence has earned the chance to earn gold at SWC, but will he defeat Captain Carpentry at the Royal Bumble... Speaking of which, we all should draw numbers for the Bumble.
Winner: Louis Spence
Match 4: The Chuckle Brothers & Ed vs Little Britain & Krusty
6-Man tag match comin right up, meanwhile Carol Beer takes a fag break & joins me on commentary, welcome Carol how ar.... "Fuck off Ed, you use me as a slave while you beat up Mario, I could've done that myself. Infact, I have done." Whoa, touchy. Barry Chuckle has outwrestled Krusty as Lou blind tags in & kicks Barry Chuckle in the jaw. Edd & Eddy have appeared to cheer on Ed as Lou starts to get into a wrestling battle with Barry, who desperately needs to make a tag to Paul or Ed... TAG MADE TO ED! Who is distracted by Edd & Eddy... schoolboy roll-up 1.2.3 Ed, you moron! But Krusty is celebrating like mad... Both teams turn to Krusty & throw him out the ring!
Winner: Little Britain
Main Event: Captain Carpentry vs George
George is very sneaky, but I still want a makeover from him. My current wardrobe just isn't cutting it, anyway George takes him from behind & whoa nelly, I think George likes the captain! Captain Carpentry breaks free & runs from the ring, but wait is that James May? He tripped the Captain & NO GEORGE, DON'T DO IT, THERE'S NO PLACE FOR THAT IN THE RING. The Captain's spandex suit has been removed & RONALD MCDONALD HAS STORMED THE RING! McSlam to May! George is distracted... REBATE POWERBOMB TO GEORGE!! THIS IS EXCITING! 1.2.3 YEEEEEEESSSS!! WHAT A NIGHT AT THE SWC ARENA!
Winner: Captain Carpentry
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SWC Heroes of the ring 4, available for order at the dawg house website. Figures include: Darth Vader, George, Captain Carpentry & Louis Spence
Match 1: Mario vs Darth Vader
Darth Vader has had to take some time off to settle in SWC, but he should pick up a win vs Mario, who surprisingly clocks him with a left & Darth Vader counters with a big boot. Darth Vader should already have this won, there is no way Mario can fight back... Mario is thrown to the corner & tries to counter with a hurricanrana but Vader flips him & THE FORCE out of nowhere... 1.2.3 Darth Vader wins 2 in a row that's 3 SWC wins! One more than Mario who hang on a second *Carol Beer takes over on commentary.*
"Ed, I'm supposed to be in reception. Because I'm the receptionist, not your arse chaser." Ed has challenged Mario to another match, Ed nails a DDT on Mario 1.2.3. Oh for fuck sake Mario, you have been pinned twice in the space of three minutes! Wait, 1.2.3 Carol Beer has pinned Mario... *Ed returns to commentary* Cheers for that Carol.
Winner: Darth Vader
Match 2: Borat vs Justin Bieber
Lookie who it is, it's Justin Bieber! He's back, but lord knows where he went... Either way, he looks to cap his return with a win vs Borat. If he wanted to win on his return, he should have faced Mario. But Borat lands a suplex and covers 1.2 kickout by Bieber who rises to his feet & sweeps the legs from Borat, who faces the biggest test of his career to date a career vs career match vs Krusty, who should fuck off from the company. Anyway Justin Bieber is using his speed advantage, Borat can't catch him but Borat needs to slow down Bieber & no one wants to try & outwrestle Borat who knees Bieber in the gut & raises his head... Kazakhstani Krush 1.2.3 Borat gets a W on the ol' W/L/D scoresheet, I'd hate to see Mario's it'd be: LLLLLLLLLLWLLLLLLLLLLLWLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Winner: Borat
Match 3: Louis Spence vs James May IC title #1 contender match
Louis Spence has often stated he wants to win a title here at SWC, but he likes to put on a show while he wrestles, anyway Spence goads May into the corner and forces May into the turnbuckle & knife edge chop, believe me (well Rey) no one wants to feel a chop from Louis Spence, who is spending some time getting serious, he's dancing! Anyway Louis Spence arsed around too much & now May is getting back into the match, slowly but that's the way May likes to work. May's slow methodical pace isn't to last long as Louis Spence counters a left & PINEAPPLE DANCE SLAM! 1.2.3! Louis Spence has earned the chance to earn gold at SWC, but will he defeat Captain Carpentry at the Royal Bumble... Speaking of which, we all should draw numbers for the Bumble.
Winner: Louis Spence
Match 4: The Chuckle Brothers & Ed vs Little Britain & Krusty
6-Man tag match comin right up, meanwhile Carol Beer takes a fag break & joins me on commentary, welcome Carol how ar.... "Fuck off Ed, you use me as a slave while you beat up Mario, I could've done that myself. Infact, I have done." Whoa, touchy. Barry Chuckle has outwrestled Krusty as Lou blind tags in & kicks Barry Chuckle in the jaw. Edd & Eddy have appeared to cheer on Ed as Lou starts to get into a wrestling battle with Barry, who desperately needs to make a tag to Paul or Ed... TAG MADE TO ED! Who is distracted by Edd & Eddy... schoolboy roll-up 1.2.3 Ed, you moron! But Krusty is celebrating like mad... Both teams turn to Krusty & throw him out the ring!
Winner: Little Britain
Main Event: Captain Carpentry vs George
George is very sneaky, but I still want a makeover from him. My current wardrobe just isn't cutting it, anyway George takes him from behind & whoa nelly, I think George likes the captain! Captain Carpentry breaks free & runs from the ring, but wait is that James May? He tripped the Captain & NO GEORGE, DON'T DO IT, THERE'S NO PLACE FOR THAT IN THE RING. The Captain's spandex suit has been removed & RONALD MCDONALD HAS STORMED THE RING! McSlam to May! George is distracted... REBATE POWERBOMB TO GEORGE!! THIS IS EXCITING! 1.2.3 YEEEEEEESSSS!! WHAT A NIGHT AT THE SWC ARENA!
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Advert
SWC Heroes of the ring 4, available for order at the dawg house website. Figures include: Darth Vader, George, Captain Carpentry & Louis Spence
