Post by Elder Gohan on Jan 30, 2012 15:14:34 GMT -5
WELCOME TO SWC RAWR! LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERESHIRE! BRINGING YOU ALL THE BEST IN SWC ACTION!
Match 1: Mario vs who cares? (Barry Scott)
Barry Scott roundhouse kick... Cover 1.2.3! Fuck sake Mario, I hadn't even sat down & you've already been pinned. You are a useless tosser, get lost Mario GET LOST. *Barry Scott needs to stall for a few minutes as Mario wasn't supposed to be pinned this early* Hi Barry Scott here! Asking whether you have problems with, ah I never wanted to sell bleach I just wanna wrestle. That's why I came to SWC, to live out the dream & entertain all these fans!
Advert: Please purchase your SWC merchandise at the front desk, this includes action figures, t-shirts, mugs, replica belts & programme. If you're sat in the front row & have bought a backstage pass, you can go backstage & meet your favourite superstars! (limited spaces)
Match 2: Peter Griffin vs James May
Peter Griffin returned from his tour of Japan at the Bumble, where he faced Gun Jack in a hardcore rules where he lost by getting hit with a plastic belt. But tonight he wastes no time getting stuck into May, the Stig cannot help May unless The Stig turns heel. Anyway, it seems that Peter has been learning some wrestling but just farted in May's face... That's a DQ in my book, but now Griffin starts to cook with gas using a fearsome throw before lifting him to his feet & run along the ropes... James May tries to steal the match with a little clutch control, but Peter Griffin shrugs him off & SPEAR! 1.2.3! Peter Griffin returns to the middle of nowhere victorious with a win over James May!
Match 3: Little Britain (c) vs Chuckle Brothers Tag team title match
Well, these guys sure know how to put on a show. Lou showing Paul Chuckle how to chain wrestle, Barry tries to get the crowd on their side as always as Paul Chuckle clubs Lou on the back & powerbomb to Lou. Paul Chuckle has a chance to win the SWC Championship vs George at Flucka-Cluckamania 1 after winning the bumble, while outlasting 29 other superstars & plus the last 2 Little Britain. So Barry Chuckle tags in goes flying from the top rope cover on Andy 1.2 kickout, these two are putting on a show as Lou misses a headlock takeover, back suplex attempt countered by Lou QUEEN SUPLEX 1.2.3! Little Britain retain the tag titles in a clean win, but Little Britain aren't playing fair... Oh there beating the Chuckles up!
Lou: "You see, crowd. We are sick and tired of pandering to you. We don't need you or your stupid stories, you all suck don't they Andy?"
Andy: "Yeah I know"
Lou: "Didn't you call the crowd mindless & boring, claiming they'd stalk they're favourite wrestlers?"
Andy: "Yeah."
Lou: "Well, we are... SHUT UP! We don't need you cheering us on. We are the best tag team in the world. We have won gold in WWE, Japan, Britain & All over the world! No other team in the world can say that!"
Match 4: Ronald McDonald vs Justin Bieber
Ronald McDonald is angry at losing the SWC title at the Bumble 2 weeks ago, but he's showing it here tonight by laying the smackdown on Bieber who has only just recovered from his painful elimination by Peter Griffin, has yet to make a move. Ouch that knee looks painful & McSlam. 1.2.3! Ronald McDonald looks a changed man, he hasn't shaved in 2 weeks & smells funny. The SWC title meant everything to him & George stole it from him. I wish George would give me fashion tips BUT HE STILL WON'T GIVE ME ADVICE!
Main Event: Captain Carpentry vs George
George tries to outwrestle the Captain but he shouldn't be trying to outwrestle the captain. George ends up using submissions on the captain, we all know where that ended up last time. This time won't be a repeat, wait a sec... It's May & Snape! They're holding down the Captain.. NO DON'T GEORGE NO DON'T, I KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THE CAPTAIN CARPENTRY, BUT NOT HERE... NOOOOOOO! *George is disqualified* He's having his way with the captain, I can't watch. We have to cut the cameras here, goodbye everybody!
Match 1: Mario vs who cares? (Barry Scott)
Barry Scott roundhouse kick... Cover 1.2.3! Fuck sake Mario, I hadn't even sat down & you've already been pinned. You are a useless tosser, get lost Mario GET LOST. *Barry Scott needs to stall for a few minutes as Mario wasn't supposed to be pinned this early* Hi Barry Scott here! Asking whether you have problems with, ah I never wanted to sell bleach I just wanna wrestle. That's why I came to SWC, to live out the dream & entertain all these fans!
Advert: Please purchase your SWC merchandise at the front desk, this includes action figures, t-shirts, mugs, replica belts & programme. If you're sat in the front row & have bought a backstage pass, you can go backstage & meet your favourite superstars! (limited spaces)
Match 2: Peter Griffin vs James May
Peter Griffin returned from his tour of Japan at the Bumble, where he faced Gun Jack in a hardcore rules where he lost by getting hit with a plastic belt. But tonight he wastes no time getting stuck into May, the Stig cannot help May unless The Stig turns heel. Anyway, it seems that Peter has been learning some wrestling but just farted in May's face... That's a DQ in my book, but now Griffin starts to cook with gas using a fearsome throw before lifting him to his feet & run along the ropes... James May tries to steal the match with a little clutch control, but Peter Griffin shrugs him off & SPEAR! 1.2.3! Peter Griffin returns to the middle of nowhere victorious with a win over James May!
Match 3: Little Britain (c) vs Chuckle Brothers Tag team title match
Well, these guys sure know how to put on a show. Lou showing Paul Chuckle how to chain wrestle, Barry tries to get the crowd on their side as always as Paul Chuckle clubs Lou on the back & powerbomb to Lou. Paul Chuckle has a chance to win the SWC Championship vs George at Flucka-Cluckamania 1 after winning the bumble, while outlasting 29 other superstars & plus the last 2 Little Britain. So Barry Chuckle tags in goes flying from the top rope cover on Andy 1.2 kickout, these two are putting on a show as Lou misses a headlock takeover, back suplex attempt countered by Lou QUEEN SUPLEX 1.2.3! Little Britain retain the tag titles in a clean win, but Little Britain aren't playing fair... Oh there beating the Chuckles up!
Lou: "You see, crowd. We are sick and tired of pandering to you. We don't need you or your stupid stories, you all suck don't they Andy?"
Andy: "Yeah I know"
Lou: "Didn't you call the crowd mindless & boring, claiming they'd stalk they're favourite wrestlers?"
Andy: "Yeah."
Lou: "Well, we are... SHUT UP! We don't need you cheering us on. We are the best tag team in the world. We have won gold in WWE, Japan, Britain & All over the world! No other team in the world can say that!"
Match 4: Ronald McDonald vs Justin Bieber
Ronald McDonald is angry at losing the SWC title at the Bumble 2 weeks ago, but he's showing it here tonight by laying the smackdown on Bieber who has only just recovered from his painful elimination by Peter Griffin, has yet to make a move. Ouch that knee looks painful & McSlam. 1.2.3! Ronald McDonald looks a changed man, he hasn't shaved in 2 weeks & smells funny. The SWC title meant everything to him & George stole it from him. I wish George would give me fashion tips BUT HE STILL WON'T GIVE ME ADVICE!
Main Event: Captain Carpentry vs George
George tries to outwrestle the Captain but he shouldn't be trying to outwrestle the captain. George ends up using submissions on the captain, we all know where that ended up last time. This time won't be a repeat, wait a sec... It's May & Snape! They're holding down the Captain.. NO DON'T GEORGE NO DON'T, I KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THE CAPTAIN CARPENTRY, BUT NOT HERE... NOOOOOOO! *George is disqualified* He's having his way with the captain, I can't watch. We have to cut the cameras here, goodbye everybody!
