Post by Elder Gohan on Feb 11, 2012 12:58:54 GMT -5
Welcome to London, England. The home of several SWC superstars & of course many SWC fans! Tonight we are gonna bring you some red hot action, and maybe for the first time ever... DIVAS ACTION!
Match 1: Mario vs Justin Bieber
ugh, I get a cab into the 02 just to be lumped commentating this shit? Oh well, at least Justin is winning. Mario counters a high knee with a scoop slam, don't be shocked everyone Mario has performed a move! But Bieber with a drop toehold & elbow drop to Mario's head. How did Mario get employed in the first place, filler for the roster? Could have hired any other face in any company but nooo, we piss money away on this loser... Wait a second 1.2.... Oh Mario went close to his 3rd ever SWC win, but Bieber kicks out & goes on to chuck Mario into the ringpost as Bieber ascends the top rope & "Why am I a shooting star press?!?" cover 1.2.3. It's all over, but more interestingly have you seen my leapord print suit I'm wearing. George lent it to me, but I didn't like the arseless trousers so I got the proper ones! Yeah Mario is shit, my suit is nice.
Winner: Justin Bieber
Little Britain vs Ed & Eddy non title match
Well, since last match died on it's arse. This tag team affair should spice things up, well Eddy charges into Andy's arm. Ouch that looked like it hurt, as Andy uses his strength to lay the smacka down on Eddy! HUGE POWERSLAM, hopefully Eddy can wriggle to his corner and make a tag to Ed & does. Ed uses his strength to run Andy into the corner & SUPERPLEX, knocking both men off their stride as Ed returns to his feet a second later & both men trade vicious blows harsh left by Andy & Ed is swaying around but manages to connect with a right on Andy's chin, both men swirling around like arses as Ed rolls up Andy & 1.2.3! Ed steals one! Ed & Eddy win in Little Britain's hometown, this time it's the Ed's who get boos.
Winner: Ed & Eddy
Main Event: Luigi vs Krusty
Lugi: "Hey-a UK! Imma gonna kick Krusty's ass, all the way back to the middle of-a nowhere!"
Luigi kicks & punches... 1-up! cover 1.2.3!
Luigi: "That was easy, to easy eh. Imma still kick Krusty's asshole"
Luigi go on son, kick his arse! KICK HIS ARSE, KICK IT SO HARD MARIO FEELS IT! Oh shit Luigi is throwing lefts, rights & 1-UP again, Luigi is totally the talented brother, I know that for a fact. Easy Easy Easy!
Match 1: Mario vs Justin Bieber
ugh, I get a cab into the 02 just to be lumped commentating this shit? Oh well, at least Justin is winning. Mario counters a high knee with a scoop slam, don't be shocked everyone Mario has performed a move! But Bieber with a drop toehold & elbow drop to Mario's head. How did Mario get employed in the first place, filler for the roster? Could have hired any other face in any company but nooo, we piss money away on this loser... Wait a second 1.2.... Oh Mario went close to his 3rd ever SWC win, but Bieber kicks out & goes on to chuck Mario into the ringpost as Bieber ascends the top rope & "Why am I a shooting star press?!?" cover 1.2.3. It's all over, but more interestingly have you seen my leapord print suit I'm wearing. George lent it to me, but I didn't like the arseless trousers so I got the proper ones! Yeah Mario is shit, my suit is nice.
Winner: Justin Bieber
Little Britain vs Ed & Eddy non title match
Well, since last match died on it's arse. This tag team affair should spice things up, well Eddy charges into Andy's arm. Ouch that looked like it hurt, as Andy uses his strength to lay the smacka down on Eddy! HUGE POWERSLAM, hopefully Eddy can wriggle to his corner and make a tag to Ed & does. Ed uses his strength to run Andy into the corner & SUPERPLEX, knocking both men off their stride as Ed returns to his feet a second later & both men trade vicious blows harsh left by Andy & Ed is swaying around but manages to connect with a right on Andy's chin, both men swirling around like arses as Ed rolls up Andy & 1.2.3! Ed steals one! Ed & Eddy win in Little Britain's hometown, this time it's the Ed's who get boos.
Winner: Ed & Eddy
Main Event: Luigi vs Krusty
Lugi: "Hey-a UK! Imma gonna kick Krusty's ass, all the way back to the middle of-a nowhere!"
Luigi kicks & punches... 1-up! cover 1.2.3!
Luigi: "That was easy, to easy eh. Imma still kick Krusty's asshole"
Luigi go on son, kick his arse! KICK HIS ARSE, KICK IT SO HARD MARIO FEELS IT! Oh shit Luigi is throwing lefts, rights & 1-UP again, Luigi is totally the talented brother, I know that for a fact. Easy Easy Easy!
