Post by Elder Gohan on Feb 13, 2012 18:09:32 GMT -5
cba to post day 2 tbh
WELCOME TO THE THIRD DAY OF SWC'S UK TOUR. Tonight we bring you: Action, Cameras, Divas for the first time ever & Mario!
Match 1: Mario vs Darth Vader
Earlier today, Mario said he wouldn't disappoint the British fans & that he would use this opportunity to get his third ever win. But it isn't going well so far as he's getting his arse kicked by Vader who isn't exerting to much pressure. I sure do love being at home in the UK, even if my house is about 90 odd mile away from wembley. Anywho, Mario hasn't got a oh there it is, one punch by Mario & Vader no-sells it! Ooft, knee to the gut & Vader hoists him up... THE FORCE connects, 1.2.3! Well, that was quick. Mario not even getting a chance, he let down the UK fans. YOU SUCK MARIO.
Winner: Darth Vader
Match 2: DIVAS MATCH: Mary vs Adele
OH MY GOD, ADELE IS HERE! I'M A REALLY BIG FAN, I HAVE ALL HER CD'S! Who the hell is Mary? Oh Mary is a 50 odd year old married woman from somewhere horrible, like Woking. AHH ADELE IS WINNING, HI ADELE. Finish her off, thats it! One two punch there & oh Mary counters, so what & Mary tries to wrestle Adele, yawn. I'm not being biased, but th... YEAH ADELE with a huge powerslam & 1.2.3! That was quick, does anyone mind if I just go & get Adele's autograph? Yeah, be right back folks. "HEEEEY ADELE, I'M A BIG FAN. CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? AAAAAA YES!"
Winner: Adele
Match 3: IC Title: Captain Carpentry vs James May
Settle down Ed, settle down. Back to work, Captain Carpentry is a broken man, he looks in a terrible state since George made love to him a few weeks ago, I wonder what is going through the Captain's mind? Several minutes have passed in this match & Captain Carpentry just doesn't feel the same, he isn't that charismatic superhero who helps at every opportunity nor is he as athletic as he was, James May no tries his hand at the slow style of wrestling. May who still presents Top Gear where he was known as "Captain Slow" and for good reason. Hey I just realised, this match is Captain Carpentry vs Captain Slow! Good aren't I? But yeah, May gets countered & REBATE POWERBOMB! 1.2.3! Captain Carpentry retains the title, but he barely cracks a smile & rushes to the back. I hope he's okay.
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Match 4: SWC #1 contendership Ronald McDonald vs Snape: Tables match
Well, Ronald McDonald has the backing of the fans in this table affair. As Snape slaps McDonald across the face & Captain Carpentry is here, but he is pissed (drunk) he can barely stand up. He's still going for Snape & oh the captain has knocked himself out, oh my it's unfortunate that Captain Carpentry has fell this low, as Snape smashes a table over McDonald's head! Does it count? We'll have to put in a call to the dweebs at the video refereeing department for a decision. God I hate this, anyway they have decided that the decision stands & Snape is #1 contender. But what about Paul Chuckle? He won the Bumble? Eh we'll find out soon.
Winner: Snape
VERY SHORT MAIN EVENT: Luigi vs George
George: "Ugh, does anyone in London know how to dress? UGLY, ALL OF YOU. Ed knows how to dress, well after he stopped following me & pestering me all the damn time."
HEY, I never followed y... Oh forget it.
George: "So if anyone out the back there can beat me in under 5 minutes, I'll give them a shot at the SWC Championship, that I hold of course. But if you do manage to beat me, PLEASE make sure you are fashionable..."
Oh, it's Luigi who wastes no time getting in the ring & beating up George, as he slides out the ring to regroup and George fetches something out of his manbag... Face powder shit & roundhouse kick to the face keeping Luigi focused. Luigi shakes it off & proceeds to throw George into the corner, using that shoulder thrusting it into George's gut & Luigi stands over him, 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10! Ten Punches, Luigi has to win in 2:45 or else he doesn't get a shot at the SWC title, George counters Luigi's scoop slam by slipping under his legs & George now with some silky wrestling, may not be powerful but it looks good! 2 Minutes Luigi, come on mate prove yourself to me & the rest of the world that the Mario family isn't all SHITE. Luigi overcomes George's sexy wrestling by using brute force, you'd never see Mario doing this George is all out of ideas Luigi has this match won, but he's recovering NOOO Luigi, just go for it, 30 seconds left... George escapes the ring, to run down the clock. Too late Luigi, it's too late 10 seconds left... Luigi 1-UP!! cover, QUICKLY 1.2. (TOO LATE)3. Luigi wins BUT. He's 2.5 seconds too late.
*Luigi about to leave the ring*
George: "Hey, you kid. You beat me. I just wanna say..."
FACECRUSHER how sneaky is George? What a bad way to end tonight. Good night everybody!
WELCOME TO THE THIRD DAY OF SWC'S UK TOUR. Tonight we bring you: Action, Cameras, Divas for the first time ever & Mario!
Match 1: Mario vs Darth Vader
Earlier today, Mario said he wouldn't disappoint the British fans & that he would use this opportunity to get his third ever win. But it isn't going well so far as he's getting his arse kicked by Vader who isn't exerting to much pressure. I sure do love being at home in the UK, even if my house is about 90 odd mile away from wembley. Anywho, Mario hasn't got a oh there it is, one punch by Mario & Vader no-sells it! Ooft, knee to the gut & Vader hoists him up... THE FORCE connects, 1.2.3! Well, that was quick. Mario not even getting a chance, he let down the UK fans. YOU SUCK MARIO.
Winner: Darth Vader
Match 2: DIVAS MATCH: Mary vs Adele
OH MY GOD, ADELE IS HERE! I'M A REALLY BIG FAN, I HAVE ALL HER CD'S! Who the hell is Mary? Oh Mary is a 50 odd year old married woman from somewhere horrible, like Woking. AHH ADELE IS WINNING, HI ADELE. Finish her off, thats it! One two punch there & oh Mary counters, so what & Mary tries to wrestle Adele, yawn. I'm not being biased, but th... YEAH ADELE with a huge powerslam & 1.2.3! That was quick, does anyone mind if I just go & get Adele's autograph? Yeah, be right back folks. "HEEEEY ADELE, I'M A BIG FAN. CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? AAAAAA YES!"
Winner: Adele
Match 3: IC Title: Captain Carpentry vs James May
Settle down Ed, settle down. Back to work, Captain Carpentry is a broken man, he looks in a terrible state since George made love to him a few weeks ago, I wonder what is going through the Captain's mind? Several minutes have passed in this match & Captain Carpentry just doesn't feel the same, he isn't that charismatic superhero who helps at every opportunity nor is he as athletic as he was, James May no tries his hand at the slow style of wrestling. May who still presents Top Gear where he was known as "Captain Slow" and for good reason. Hey I just realised, this match is Captain Carpentry vs Captain Slow! Good aren't I? But yeah, May gets countered & REBATE POWERBOMB! 1.2.3! Captain Carpentry retains the title, but he barely cracks a smile & rushes to the back. I hope he's okay.
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Match 4: SWC #1 contendership Ronald McDonald vs Snape: Tables match
Well, Ronald McDonald has the backing of the fans in this table affair. As Snape slaps McDonald across the face & Captain Carpentry is here, but he is pissed (drunk) he can barely stand up. He's still going for Snape & oh the captain has knocked himself out, oh my it's unfortunate that Captain Carpentry has fell this low, as Snape smashes a table over McDonald's head! Does it count? We'll have to put in a call to the dweebs at the video refereeing department for a decision. God I hate this, anyway they have decided that the decision stands & Snape is #1 contender. But what about Paul Chuckle? He won the Bumble? Eh we'll find out soon.
Winner: Snape
VERY SHORT MAIN EVENT: Luigi vs George
George: "Ugh, does anyone in London know how to dress? UGLY, ALL OF YOU. Ed knows how to dress, well after he stopped following me & pestering me all the damn time."
HEY, I never followed y... Oh forget it.
George: "So if anyone out the back there can beat me in under 5 minutes, I'll give them a shot at the SWC Championship, that I hold of course. But if you do manage to beat me, PLEASE make sure you are fashionable..."
Oh, it's Luigi who wastes no time getting in the ring & beating up George, as he slides out the ring to regroup and George fetches something out of his manbag... Face powder shit & roundhouse kick to the face keeping Luigi focused. Luigi shakes it off & proceeds to throw George into the corner, using that shoulder thrusting it into George's gut & Luigi stands over him, 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10! Ten Punches, Luigi has to win in 2:45 or else he doesn't get a shot at the SWC title, George counters Luigi's scoop slam by slipping under his legs & George now with some silky wrestling, may not be powerful but it looks good! 2 Minutes Luigi, come on mate prove yourself to me & the rest of the world that the Mario family isn't all SHITE. Luigi overcomes George's sexy wrestling by using brute force, you'd never see Mario doing this George is all out of ideas Luigi has this match won, but he's recovering NOOO Luigi, just go for it, 30 seconds left... George escapes the ring, to run down the clock. Too late Luigi, it's too late 10 seconds left... Luigi 1-UP!! cover, QUICKLY 1.2. (TOO LATE)3. Luigi wins BUT. He's 2.5 seconds too late.
*Luigi about to leave the ring*
George: "Hey, you kid. You beat me. I just wanna say..."
FACECRUSHER how sneaky is George? What a bad way to end tonight. Good night everybody!
