Post by Elder Gohan on Mar 2, 2012 10:34:08 GMT -5
Well since I couldn't be arsed to post SWC for the past few days, we're gonna have a PPV/supershow.
Match 1: Mario vs Homer Simpson
Well, a supershow was promised so lets all hop in the SWC time machine to last sunday.
Mario starts things off with a 1 on 1 contest with the returning Homer Simpson, who looks better & better ever since his return at the Bumble Mario finally gets a few lefts in, but ends up with a face full of Homer's boot, tonight SWC management has promised EVERY superstar will appear tonight, maybe they will get their chance to get rid of that TWATHEAD Krusty. Mario rolls up Homer, 1.2.3! HOLY SHIT! MARIO WINS! MARIO WINS A MATCH! He actually done it, 4 SWC wins! Can he keep the momentum going?
Winner: Mario(!)
Match 2: IC Title match: Captain Carpentry vs Yoshimitsu
Whoa! Is that Captain Carpentry?!? He has put on some serious weight & looks drunk, poor soul has hit a bad patch lately but looks like he has the better of Yoshimitsu. Yoshimitsu, is just too fast for the captain & uses some magic to disappear & kick, is that allowed? I don't think so, but meh Yoshimitsu on the top rope & hurricanrana countered into a powerbomb, we've been hearing rumours that the Captain might be turning Heel, could this be it? REBATE POWERBOMB! 1.2.3 Captain Carpentry doesn't celebrate the victory, instead he rushes to the locker room with his head down. I sure do hope the captain is OK.
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Match 3: Tag Team Titles: Little Britain vs Ed & Edd
Little Britain have been on fire wherever they go, 13 different tag titles. 5 WWE, 2 Japan, 3 C.A.W, 2 Unknown feds & SWC Tag champions, so they know how to team. The Ed's have lined up similar using power & brains as Ed & Andy brawl inside the ring, referee breaks them up as Edd is tagged in & goes straight for a submission on Andy's leg as he tries to make it to his corner Andy struggles but gets near. Lou sneaks a tag out of nowhere, he's not getting in the ring, smart move but has Edd clocked on? He hasn't as QUEEN SUPLEX 1.2.3! What an underhanded move by Little Britain, the crowd don't like it. That is horrible, I personally thought it was a smart move...
Winners: Little Britain
Match 4: Open Invitational vs George
George: "My offer still stands you overweight, lard-asses. Where on earth do you get your clothes? From Tesco or Primark?
Niko Bellic: "I'm going to kick your ass, not for the scum here. But for myself..."
Well, Bellic lands a devastating right on the temple of George. That one could have shattered a cheekbone, oh no we can't have the SWC Champion injured as George who is wearing a Fred Perry polo, expensive jeans & crocodile skin boots tonight is squirming in the corner Bellic has made George bleed, George rises up & proceeds to beat the living hell out of Niko. Oh shit George looks injured, that's a second priority to him NEVER get blood on George's clothes, he goes MENTAL when ANYTHING touches his clothes. FACECRUSHER, George calls it THE FACELIFT. 1.2.3. George beats Niko Bellic within five minutes, but he's hurt possible broken facial bones.
Winner: George
Main Event: SWC vs Krusty
George stays in the ring, as he has an injection of painkillers so he can get through the next match, as the SWC superstars surround the ring. The first superstar to go in is... GEORGE, who has to wrestle twice in one night while having a suspected broken nose, Krusty for the first time in his SWC career looks like he is actually going to win! Nope j/k George uses FACELIFT! 1.2.3
*KRUSTY IS FIRED*
(And not "Fired" like Homer was, REAL fired, Gone. Forever.)
SWC President: "Krusty, that was if I may say... SHIT! Infact you thought you could quit with dignity, well now that you have lost your job. You will now wrestle EVERY superstar until every one has pinned you. You will not leave this ring until that happens. Now.... FUCK OFF!"
Who's second? It's Eddy! That dork! He never wrestles but makes the other Ed's do all the work, but Eddy should wrestle more often. He is talented Eddy is so cool, he is just laying down for Krusty, 1. Kickout, Krusty thought he could pin someone like that? Ooft, what a JAWBREAKER! Eddy covers, 1.2.3 Eddy can now make his way back to the locker room & sleep easy.
Time for me to get in the ring & kick Krusteh's FAT USELESS ARSE. Wish me luck guys, So Ed is beating the hell out of Krusty who by now should be unconscious Ed, like the rest of SWC, wants to see Krusty suffer, Ed isn't relenting here & finally a DDT & 1.2.3, Ed can return to commentary, now I can get back to reception.
Will Krusty get a win tonight, because Mario is stepping into the ring. Can Mario win twice in one night? YES HE CAN! NO NEED FOR A FINISHER, Mario just pinned him like that. Would you believe it, Mario 5 SWC wins! Keep it up mate!
*Skip a bit of the match*
So far: George, Eddy, Me, Mario, Louis Spence, James May, Barry Scott, Yoshimitsu, Spider-Man, Shrek & Snape have all pinned Krusty tonight, Gun Jack will be next as he literally walks all over Krusty. 1.2.3.
Gabe Logan & James Bond enter together, it's a 2 on 1 but who cares Gabe Logan with the Devil's Whisper & James Bond does a weird dance while Logan watches... They aren't in a rush but they both pin him at the same time.
*MORE MATCH SKIPPING*
So far: George, Eddy, Me, Mario, Louis Spence, James May, Barry Scott, Yoshimitsu, Spider-Man, Shrek & Snape, Gun Jack, Gabe Logan, James Bond, Lou, Peter Griffin, Edd, Ed, Paul Chuckle, Luigi, Darth Vader, Homer Simpson, Osama, Shrek, The Stig, Andy, Barry Chuckle, Niko Bellic & Justin Bieber. That just leaves Captain Carpentry & Ronald McDonald.
Ronald McDonald looks fresh, we thought he was possessed by the SWC Title that he lost to George, but he looks happy & finally shaved that stupid beard, MCSLAM 1.2.3, Captain Carpentry is beyond drunk at the moment & stumbles over Krusty not even covering him, REFEREE: "Fuck it, never liked Krusty 1.2.3" Counts the fall anyway! What, referee counting his own pin! 1.2.3! THE REFEREE HAS PINNED KRUSTY!!! HAHA REFEREE HAS 1 MORE SWC WIN THAN KRUSTY. Well that's everyone... www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HnZQWzWcg8&feature=related
NO IT ISN'T EVERYONE, IT'S BORAT WHO WAS INJURED BY KRUSTY'S CARELESSNESS! Borat is back! He storms the ring & KAZAKHSTANI KRUSH! THE FANS ERUPT! 1.2.3! YEEE HAAAA! KRUSTY GET FUCKED, GO AWAY, CHEERIO!
SWC President: "Every SWC employee report to the ring NOW! I order you all... TO PARTY!"
Well, this is me... Rey is too late to pin Krusty, too late you assbox.
Goodnight Everybody, I'm gonna party with SWC!
Match 1: Mario vs Homer Simpson
Well, a supershow was promised so lets all hop in the SWC time machine to last sunday.
Mario starts things off with a 1 on 1 contest with the returning Homer Simpson, who looks better & better ever since his return at the Bumble Mario finally gets a few lefts in, but ends up with a face full of Homer's boot, tonight SWC management has promised EVERY superstar will appear tonight, maybe they will get their chance to get rid of that TWATHEAD Krusty. Mario rolls up Homer, 1.2.3! HOLY SHIT! MARIO WINS! MARIO WINS A MATCH! He actually done it, 4 SWC wins! Can he keep the momentum going?
Winner: Mario(!)
Match 2: IC Title match: Captain Carpentry vs Yoshimitsu
Whoa! Is that Captain Carpentry?!? He has put on some serious weight & looks drunk, poor soul has hit a bad patch lately but looks like he has the better of Yoshimitsu. Yoshimitsu, is just too fast for the captain & uses some magic to disappear & kick, is that allowed? I don't think so, but meh Yoshimitsu on the top rope & hurricanrana countered into a powerbomb, we've been hearing rumours that the Captain might be turning Heel, could this be it? REBATE POWERBOMB! 1.2.3 Captain Carpentry doesn't celebrate the victory, instead he rushes to the locker room with his head down. I sure do hope the captain is OK.
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Match 3: Tag Team Titles: Little Britain vs Ed & Edd
Little Britain have been on fire wherever they go, 13 different tag titles. 5 WWE, 2 Japan, 3 C.A.W, 2 Unknown feds & SWC Tag champions, so they know how to team. The Ed's have lined up similar using power & brains as Ed & Andy brawl inside the ring, referee breaks them up as Edd is tagged in & goes straight for a submission on Andy's leg as he tries to make it to his corner Andy struggles but gets near. Lou sneaks a tag out of nowhere, he's not getting in the ring, smart move but has Edd clocked on? He hasn't as QUEEN SUPLEX 1.2.3! What an underhanded move by Little Britain, the crowd don't like it. That is horrible, I personally thought it was a smart move...
Winners: Little Britain
Match 4: Open Invitational vs George
George: "My offer still stands you overweight, lard-asses. Where on earth do you get your clothes? From Tesco or Primark?
Niko Bellic: "I'm going to kick your ass, not for the scum here. But for myself..."
Well, Bellic lands a devastating right on the temple of George. That one could have shattered a cheekbone, oh no we can't have the SWC Champion injured as George who is wearing a Fred Perry polo, expensive jeans & crocodile skin boots tonight is squirming in the corner Bellic has made George bleed, George rises up & proceeds to beat the living hell out of Niko. Oh shit George looks injured, that's a second priority to him NEVER get blood on George's clothes, he goes MENTAL when ANYTHING touches his clothes. FACECRUSHER, George calls it THE FACELIFT. 1.2.3. George beats Niko Bellic within five minutes, but he's hurt possible broken facial bones.
Winner: George
Main Event: SWC vs Krusty
George stays in the ring, as he has an injection of painkillers so he can get through the next match, as the SWC superstars surround the ring. The first superstar to go in is... GEORGE, who has to wrestle twice in one night while having a suspected broken nose, Krusty for the first time in his SWC career looks like he is actually going to win! Nope j/k George uses FACELIFT! 1.2.3
*KRUSTY IS FIRED*
(And not "Fired" like Homer was, REAL fired, Gone. Forever.)
SWC President: "Krusty, that was if I may say... SHIT! Infact you thought you could quit with dignity, well now that you have lost your job. You will now wrestle EVERY superstar until every one has pinned you. You will not leave this ring until that happens. Now.... FUCK OFF!"
Who's second? It's Eddy! That dork! He never wrestles but makes the other Ed's do all the work, but Eddy should wrestle more often. He is talented Eddy is so cool, he is just laying down for Krusty, 1. Kickout, Krusty thought he could pin someone like that? Ooft, what a JAWBREAKER! Eddy covers, 1.2.3 Eddy can now make his way back to the locker room & sleep easy.
Time for me to get in the ring & kick Krusteh's FAT USELESS ARSE. Wish me luck guys, So Ed is beating the hell out of Krusty who by now should be unconscious Ed, like the rest of SWC, wants to see Krusty suffer, Ed isn't relenting here & finally a DDT & 1.2.3, Ed can return to commentary, now I can get back to reception.
Will Krusty get a win tonight, because Mario is stepping into the ring. Can Mario win twice in one night? YES HE CAN! NO NEED FOR A FINISHER, Mario just pinned him like that. Would you believe it, Mario 5 SWC wins! Keep it up mate!
*Skip a bit of the match*
So far: George, Eddy, Me, Mario, Louis Spence, James May, Barry Scott, Yoshimitsu, Spider-Man, Shrek & Snape have all pinned Krusty tonight, Gun Jack will be next as he literally walks all over Krusty. 1.2.3.
Gabe Logan & James Bond enter together, it's a 2 on 1 but who cares Gabe Logan with the Devil's Whisper & James Bond does a weird dance while Logan watches... They aren't in a rush but they both pin him at the same time.
*MORE MATCH SKIPPING*
So far: George, Eddy, Me, Mario, Louis Spence, James May, Barry Scott, Yoshimitsu, Spider-Man, Shrek & Snape, Gun Jack, Gabe Logan, James Bond, Lou, Peter Griffin, Edd, Ed, Paul Chuckle, Luigi, Darth Vader, Homer Simpson, Osama, Shrek, The Stig, Andy, Barry Chuckle, Niko Bellic & Justin Bieber. That just leaves Captain Carpentry & Ronald McDonald.
Ronald McDonald looks fresh, we thought he was possessed by the SWC Title that he lost to George, but he looks happy & finally shaved that stupid beard, MCSLAM 1.2.3, Captain Carpentry is beyond drunk at the moment & stumbles over Krusty not even covering him, REFEREE: "Fuck it, never liked Krusty 1.2.3" Counts the fall anyway! What, referee counting his own pin! 1.2.3! THE REFEREE HAS PINNED KRUSTY!!! HAHA REFEREE HAS 1 MORE SWC WIN THAN KRUSTY. Well that's everyone... www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HnZQWzWcg8&feature=related
NO IT ISN'T EVERYONE, IT'S BORAT WHO WAS INJURED BY KRUSTY'S CARELESSNESS! Borat is back! He storms the ring & KAZAKHSTANI KRUSH! THE FANS ERUPT! 1.2.3! YEEE HAAAA! KRUSTY GET FUCKED, GO AWAY, CHEERIO!
SWC President: "Every SWC employee report to the ring NOW! I order you all... TO PARTY!"
Well, this is me... Rey is too late to pin Krusty, too late you assbox.
Goodnight Everybody, I'm gonna party with SWC!
