SWC RAWR! 9.4.12 Results

[Elder Gohan]

As some of you know, Gun Jack has blown up. We have some bad news, Gun Jack may not be able to reboot as his hard drive has been badly damaged & while it is possible to fix him, this could take weeks even months to do & could potentially shutdown Gun Jack permanently.


Match 1: Mario vs Spider-Man

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnipB_8Br8U&feature=related
Mario is the first superstar out tonight! I wonder who he's gonna face... www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUtziaZlDeE
IT'S SPIDERMAN! HE'S FAT-ISH! He ain't gonna be flipping about. Mario has been getting aggressive lately, 2 months it has been since Mario lost. One might say he's well on his way to becoming a good IC champion in the near future... But Spidey jumps & lands on Mario's head, Mario is stunned we may postpone the match for a few moments to see if Mario isn't injured... He's okay & 1-UP! Outta nowhere... 1.2.3!

Winner: Mario

Match 2: The Stig vs Eddy I.C Championship #1 contendership match

(Themes: Stig: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw0gWgVp7bM&feature=related Eddy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujL4lr-7edI&feature=related)

The Stig folds his arms & stares at Eddy, this could be quick... The Stig shoulder charges Eddy who to be honest is shitting himself! Eddy is running around as the other two Ed's just stand ringside, The Stig unleashes a huge dropkick to Eddy's big head as Stig senses blood, does he have senses? Who is the Stig? What is under it's helmet & POWERLAP SUPLEX it's been coming... 1.2.3!

Match 3: Tag Team Title match: Little Britain vs The Chuckle Brothers

(Themes: Little Britain: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi23mzPj7_4 Chuckle Brothers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sJO4Ud4yvo&feature=related)

Ugh, I hate typing out tag matches... So I'll go & get some McDonalds, brb. Yeah, these two teams are so evenly matched that they are the best in SWC yadda yadda. I'm off *10 minutes later* Oh, the match is almost over & TO ME.... TO YOU CONNECTS! 1.2.3! NEW TAG CHAMPIONS! THE CHUCKLES HAVE RECLAIMED THE TITLES!

Match 4: Ronald McDonald vs Yoshimitsu


(Themes: Ronald McDonald: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6CDfqqEWM4 Yoshimitsu www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-k2m76TgHo)


Oh my god, these two hate each other & they waste no time getting this one started! Blows being thrown & this isn't a match this is a fight & Yoshimitsu is winning! He throws McDonald outside. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut7dB82uX5I&feature=related Oh no, It's George... Hey low blow to Ronald McDonald & facecrusher to the outside, where is the DQ ref? No decision? 1.2.3! THAT'S THE WRONG FUCKING DECISION. Wait why is the referee suspiciously overdressed & has great hair? I knew it, George has a personal referee & he gave him a makeover! Damn you George & your stupid clothes, your stupid make up & your stupid championship! I hope McDonald kicks your arse! Look your chaos means we've ran over time & we can't have a main event... Goodnight everybody!

*Filler*

ADVERTS: I HOPE ALL OF YOU ARE STILL COLLECTING THE SWC ACTION FIGURES, THEY ARE AWESOME. THE LATEST SERIES INCLUDES: LOU, GEORGE, SPIDER-MAN & ED! Accessories include: Tag Team belt X1, Leather Jacket (Lou). Shiny tiger suit & SWC Championship (George). Steel Chair & Water Bottle (Spider-Man). Announce Table & Headset (Ed: Not Ed, Edd & Eddy Ed. My first action figure!)

Playgrounds everywhere, get ready for the new craze. That's right SWC TRADING CARDS! Can you find one of the rare 1/500 shiny George/ Ronald McDonald staredown card? It might get you a ticket to meet an SWC superstar!

*NO MORE ADVERTS, FROM NOW ON IN IT'S JUST SOFTCORE PORN & FUZZY WAR/NATURAL DISASTER FOOTAGE UNTIL MORNING*

[DJ]

Mario beat Fat Spiderman? Was it Peter Griffin in a spiderman costume?

Chuckleh!

The damn George ruins the main event and he wasn't even there. Bastard.

I'd buy your action figure if they were real, Ed.

[Elder Gohan]

Probableh

I'm happy for the Chuckles!

He was, he punched Ronald McDonald & used the face crusher

Awesome, I wonder about the SWC Trading cards though... Will they be any good?

[DJ]

Oh, now I see the part with George. Missed it before I suppose.

Nah, wrestling cards always suck.

[Elder Gohan]

Wrestling Cards do suck, but younger fans like them. I hope SWC doesn't go PG!

[DJ]

SWC is all about the kids now. They sold out for sure. Most of their characters are from TV/Video Games/Comics and kid shit! Might as well give the title to Captain Planet! Chuckleh brothers are good but I think they'll be getting a visit from Chris Hansen and the SCATMAN soon.

[Elder Gohan]

I guess I could swear a bit more on commentary & have a word with creative.

[DJ]

There should be a swear everytime George is on screen.