Post by Elder Gohan on Apr 23, 2012 12:34:26 GMT -5
Well I'm excited for the first PPV since Fluck-The-Cluckamania! But will it be any good?
Match 1: Mario vs Darth Vader
Darth Vader! IT'S DARTH VADER! He's back from his explosive diarrhoea incident! I suppose SWC mamagement forgave him. Anyway Mario has been on a winning streak, even beating his brother Luigi on a recent house show in Bosnia. He hits Vader with a left & runs into the boot of Vader, killing all of Mario's momentum dead. Vader still feeling queasy, he isn't... NOOOO he drops his suit & not under the ring! YUCK, oh my the smell is horrible, he has just had another explosive diarrhoea accident... I hope it's a DQ, I really do. 1-UP from Mario as soon as Vader returns to the ring & there's shit everywhere! IT STINKS! 1.2.3! I'm sorry we'll have to go to adverts while they clean up.
Winner: Mario (even if he's covered in shit)
Match 2: Captain Carpentry vs James May IC Title Match
There's no love lost between these two, James May managing to help George have his way with the captain. Well the match has started & captain has leathered May straight in the face. Captain Carpentry has held the IC Title the longest well, if he can hold on until tomorrow, beating the Stig's record as he's dominating May. FUCK I'VE JUST CONCEDED ON FOOTBALL MANAGER! arse. Captain Carpentry lines up the Rebate... Lift & MAY COUNTERS & TEACHES SOME CLUTCH CONTROL!!! Captain Carpentry is fighting it, but he has no choice but to eventually tap out... James May is the new IC Champion! FUCK, I HAD BET ON THE CAPTAIN TO RETAIN! arse again.
Match 3: Chuckle Brothers vs Little Britain
Ahh, screw it. I'm gonna play with SWC action figures. Oh look, George has the title, no wait Spence has the briefcase & WINS! OH YEAH. The Chuckle Brothers are getting some good tag moves in & for the first time in years, Little Britain are being outwrestled! Oh look, I'm pre-ordering the SWC videogame! TO ME... TO YOU CONNECTS! 1.2.3! Little Britain had no chance!
MAIN EVENT: SWC Championship: George vs Ronald McDonald
Well lookey here, whoa Ronald McDonald & George are trading blows & clothesline by George. Ronald McDonald jumps up & back suplex to George, these two are killing eachother! Both men on the top-rope, McDonald knees George in the gut & MCSLAM OFF THE TOP ROPE! But George lands on his feet & FACELIFT by George! 1.2.3! George is tired, but he retains the title. Hold on a second... www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kAfjIAZQ_I That's Louis Spence's music! RING THE BELL, HE'S CASHING IN THE WANK BANK!!! *bell ring* George turns round & PINEAPPLE DANCE SLAM!!! 1.2.3~!!
NEW SWC CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION!! "Here is your winner and NEW SWC Champion: LOUIS SPENCE!!" OMG I'M SO HAPPY GEORGE GOT HIS ARSE BEAT! YERH BOI!
Match 1: Mario vs Darth Vader
Darth Vader! IT'S DARTH VADER! He's back from his explosive diarrhoea incident! I suppose SWC mamagement forgave him. Anyway Mario has been on a winning streak, even beating his brother Luigi on a recent house show in Bosnia. He hits Vader with a left & runs into the boot of Vader, killing all of Mario's momentum dead. Vader still feeling queasy, he isn't... NOOOO he drops his suit & not under the ring! YUCK, oh my the smell is horrible, he has just had another explosive diarrhoea accident... I hope it's a DQ, I really do. 1-UP from Mario as soon as Vader returns to the ring & there's shit everywhere! IT STINKS! 1.2.3! I'm sorry we'll have to go to adverts while they clean up.
Winner: Mario (even if he's covered in shit)
Match 2: Captain Carpentry vs James May IC Title Match
There's no love lost between these two, James May managing to help George have his way with the captain. Well the match has started & captain has leathered May straight in the face. Captain Carpentry has held the IC Title the longest well, if he can hold on until tomorrow, beating the Stig's record as he's dominating May. FUCK I'VE JUST CONCEDED ON FOOTBALL MANAGER! arse. Captain Carpentry lines up the Rebate... Lift & MAY COUNTERS & TEACHES SOME CLUTCH CONTROL!!! Captain Carpentry is fighting it, but he has no choice but to eventually tap out... James May is the new IC Champion! FUCK, I HAD BET ON THE CAPTAIN TO RETAIN! arse again.
Match 3: Chuckle Brothers vs Little Britain
Ahh, screw it. I'm gonna play with SWC action figures. Oh look, George has the title, no wait Spence has the briefcase & WINS! OH YEAH. The Chuckle Brothers are getting some good tag moves in & for the first time in years, Little Britain are being outwrestled! Oh look, I'm pre-ordering the SWC videogame! TO ME... TO YOU CONNECTS! 1.2.3! Little Britain had no chance!
MAIN EVENT: SWC Championship: George vs Ronald McDonald
Well lookey here, whoa Ronald McDonald & George are trading blows & clothesline by George. Ronald McDonald jumps up & back suplex to George, these two are killing eachother! Both men on the top-rope, McDonald knees George in the gut & MCSLAM OFF THE TOP ROPE! But George lands on his feet & FACELIFT by George! 1.2.3! George is tired, but he retains the title. Hold on a second... www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kAfjIAZQ_I That's Louis Spence's music! RING THE BELL, HE'S CASHING IN THE WANK BANK!!! *bell ring* George turns round & PINEAPPLE DANCE SLAM!!! 1.2.3~!!
NEW SWC CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION!! "Here is your winner and NEW SWC Champion: LOUIS SPENCE!!" OMG I'M SO HAPPY GEORGE GOT HIS ARSE BEAT! YERH BOI!
