Post by Elder Gohan on May 11, 2012 15:31:47 GMT -5
Yeah, I've been lazy so... think of this as a make good for me not posting this.
Match 1: Spider-Man vs Snape
What a random pairing & Spidey has lost some of his fat. Anyway Spidey needs to watch out for Snape, he's devious & he hasn't appeared on TV in a while. BTW I'm witnessing a classic here! Spidey's "speed" vs Snape's skill, oh man this is a great first match. You know I cant see why Snape doesn't get more airtime, sure he is the bad guy and all but he's better than Osama & Snape gets knocked into the turnbuckle & gets a Spider Suplex 1.2.3 Just like that, it's over.
Winner: Spider-Man
*PROMO*
"HI BARRY SCOTT HERE & I USED TO SELL CILLIT BANG, But now I'm gonna compete here in SWC, one day I will be a champion..."
George: "So, you think you got what it takes? Don't make me laugh dear, you'll NEVER EVER be a champion. Especially if you dress like that."
*Barry Scott runs off*
Match 2: Tag Team: Chuckle Brothers vs The Mario Brothers (non title)
Well, it's been a while since we saw some decent tag action. Man I hate typing out tag matches, Barry Chuckle starts out the legal man squaring up against Luigi & they waste no time going into eachother & don't forget to check out the SWC action figures, round about now everyone has one, even me! Back to the match & Mario is in & has spent 5 minutes going back and forth with Barry Chuckle who tries to tag in his brother Paul & Mario chinlocks him stopping the tag. Mario trips over Luigi & falls perfectly into To Me... To You!!! 1.2.3!
Winner: The Chuckle Brothers
Match 3: HardKOK Title: Street Fight (outside arena) Yoshimitsu vs James Bond vs Gabriel Logan vs Shrek vs Peter Griffin vs Niko Bellic
It's a brawl! No shit, Bellic wastes no time smashing Peter Griffin with a beer bottle but will we see more carnage of course as Yoshimitsu brings his favourite; the wheelie bin & throws Bond into it. Yoshimitsu brings two more bins into the area. Wait, everyone has stopped as 'Mitsu moves the bins around "Betcha can't guess which one he's in... Bond pops out with a chair... OUCH! THAT WAS A HIT, as Shrek is chasing Logan as Logan chucks newspaper at Shrek's face & cracks a lamp over that big head of Shrek's. Will we see some bizarre moments, we will as Logan finds the dildo he was hit with a few months back & strikes his friend & rival James Bond cover... 1.2.3! Gabriel Logan wins with a dildo, but it was funnier the first time tbh, as there was a chase last time...
Winner: Gabriel Logan (1st HardKOK Champion)
MAIN EVENT: Steel Cage SWC Championship: Louis Spence (C) vs George
George is still sore over losing the SWC title to Spence at Cracklash, he is so fucking angry he's gonna rip Spence's throat out & Spence is looking for a way out. Several minutes of brawling & the match is beginning, well for George who looks like he's gonna reclaim the title tonight. George is forcefully pulling Spence toward the centre of the ring & FACELIFT that breaks the ring & Spence is out cold, George begins the climb... George is halfway, no he's on top of the cage. He's slowly climbing down & both feet are on the floor. GEORGE REGAINS THE SWC CHAMPIONSHIP. "Ladies & Gentlemen. The winner of the match and... STILL THE SWC Champion... LOUIS SPENCE!" Huh? But George climbed & escaped in front of my eyes... Oh I see! Spence crawled out from the hole he created getting a facelift from George~! Similar to Big Show vs JBL! GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!!
Match 1: Spider-Man vs Snape
What a random pairing & Spidey has lost some of his fat. Anyway Spidey needs to watch out for Snape, he's devious & he hasn't appeared on TV in a while. BTW I'm witnessing a classic here! Spidey's "speed" vs Snape's skill, oh man this is a great first match. You know I cant see why Snape doesn't get more airtime, sure he is the bad guy and all but he's better than Osama & Snape gets knocked into the turnbuckle & gets a Spider Suplex 1.2.3 Just like that, it's over.
Winner: Spider-Man
*PROMO*
"HI BARRY SCOTT HERE & I USED TO SELL CILLIT BANG, But now I'm gonna compete here in SWC, one day I will be a champion..."
George: "So, you think you got what it takes? Don't make me laugh dear, you'll NEVER EVER be a champion. Especially if you dress like that."
*Barry Scott runs off*
Match 2: Tag Team: Chuckle Brothers vs The Mario Brothers (non title)
Well, it's been a while since we saw some decent tag action. Man I hate typing out tag matches, Barry Chuckle starts out the legal man squaring up against Luigi & they waste no time going into eachother & don't forget to check out the SWC action figures, round about now everyone has one, even me! Back to the match & Mario is in & has spent 5 minutes going back and forth with Barry Chuckle who tries to tag in his brother Paul & Mario chinlocks him stopping the tag. Mario trips over Luigi & falls perfectly into To Me... To You!!! 1.2.3!
Winner: The Chuckle Brothers
Match 3: HardKOK Title: Street Fight (outside arena) Yoshimitsu vs James Bond vs Gabriel Logan vs Shrek vs Peter Griffin vs Niko Bellic
It's a brawl! No shit, Bellic wastes no time smashing Peter Griffin with a beer bottle but will we see more carnage of course as Yoshimitsu brings his favourite; the wheelie bin & throws Bond into it. Yoshimitsu brings two more bins into the area. Wait, everyone has stopped as 'Mitsu moves the bins around "Betcha can't guess which one he's in... Bond pops out with a chair... OUCH! THAT WAS A HIT, as Shrek is chasing Logan as Logan chucks newspaper at Shrek's face & cracks a lamp over that big head of Shrek's. Will we see some bizarre moments, we will as Logan finds the dildo he was hit with a few months back & strikes his friend & rival James Bond cover... 1.2.3! Gabriel Logan wins with a dildo, but it was funnier the first time tbh, as there was a chase last time...
Winner: Gabriel Logan (1st HardKOK Champion)
MAIN EVENT: Steel Cage SWC Championship: Louis Spence (C) vs George
George is still sore over losing the SWC title to Spence at Cracklash, he is so fucking angry he's gonna rip Spence's throat out & Spence is looking for a way out. Several minutes of brawling & the match is beginning, well for George who looks like he's gonna reclaim the title tonight. George is forcefully pulling Spence toward the centre of the ring & FACELIFT that breaks the ring & Spence is out cold, George begins the climb... George is halfway, no he's on top of the cage. He's slowly climbing down & both feet are on the floor. GEORGE REGAINS THE SWC CHAMPIONSHIP. "Ladies & Gentlemen. The winner of the match and... STILL THE SWC Champion... LOUIS SPENCE!" Huh? But George climbed & escaped in front of my eyes... Oh I see! Spence crawled out from the hole he created getting a facelift from George~! Similar to Big Show vs JBL! GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!!
