Congratulations to Trevor Rent, Mumford, Jake Jolson & Spells who now have been offered SWC developmental contracts! Although, only three will get to sign them. This weeks challenge is a Party Games themed event!
Pin the tail on the donkey!
Trevor Rent steps up first, spun round three times & now has to place the tail on said donkey... Not far off, a good try. Jake Jolson, straight to business but places the tail on the head... Mumford, this crazy guy is always hyper manages to pin the tail on a nearly attendant's boob. Spells got the tail on the donkey, best of the round.
Round two, as I wander around the funfair... Balloon in hand... Oh, it's the bouncy castle... Last competitor standing wins, if you fall you are out! Jake Jolson opting for the slow bounce, Mumford speeding things up forcing big jumps, Trevor Rent having snuck a quick g & t before the round, seeing double & feeling a bit dizzy, eventually loses the contents of his stomach, but is still on hi... Oh he's gone, Jake Jolson & Spells wrestling eachother, *NO PHYSICAL CONTACT ALLOWED!* Mumford with a huge jump, making Spells & Jolson stagger Mumford trips up Spells & Jolson falls out of there... I'm gonna go on the rollercoaster... Well, I'm back here at the SWC carnival. But I can't help but feel a bit weird, like someone is watching me... Oh shit, it's that guy in the suit! Run! He's got me! AHHHHH!
: "...You will see me, very soon. Sooner than you think..."
Round three. Rollercoaster ride, until you puke... *Note: Carol Beer has taken over coverage, until I get over the scary guy in the suit*
"I heard about the suit guy, he hasn't got a face! Up first is Trevor Rent, who either has an advantage, having vomited already or maybe he'll vomit again pretty soon, he managed 4 times over. Spells much worse only managing once round. Mumford got to 6 times & made himself sick. Jake Jolson is still going, so we decided to stop him at 15 times!
Wait, those are the apples again! They spell out... "M" Uhh... MONDAY! This is a message for all of us!
*Back at SWC Training room*
Voice: Spells & Mumford. Step forward.
Bond: "Mumford, you certainly are charismatic. But calm down, no need to overdo things. Spells, you disappointed me today, you didn't feel yourself today. Perhaps something was wrong? I wish you well in your future, but my vote goes for Spells."
Paul Chuckle: "Mumford, you have the spirit, and the level! But Spells, perhaps you were tired but there is no second chances, you have to ready from the word go! Sorry, but I vote for yeh Spells."
Captain: "While there are no excuses for drops in performance, Spells I thought was up against it this week, he dislikes funfairs & just had a bad day. While I thought that Mumford's performance, accidentally injuring an attendant whether accidental or not, is unnacceptable. With the deepest sympathy, I vote for Mumford."
Osama: "Both of you were poor today. Spells, you bad day? Maybe, you need to have a plan b when you have a bad day ok? Mumford, stop with the crazy shit because you could hurt someone. Mumford, you go home now."
Snape: "I'll keep my opinions brief this week, Spells disappointed me. Mumford, you were most colourful, but you also need to conduct yourself in a manner that represents SWC. Because of your failure to do so, I shall vote for your dismissal."
Homer: "OK, Mumford goes... Changed my mind, Spells."
George: "Have to say, Mumford you screamed your head off when you didn't need to. Not to mention a trenchcoat, really? Spells I think you need to take a few weeks away, you know get your head better? I like you, I really do. So, Spells my friend. You gotta go."
Logan: "Once again I get to decide, Spells or a tie. Spells, you didn't have the best of times out there, it happens to the best of us so don't worry. Mumford, you acted like a damn fool! You showed no dignity, whenever I went on dangerous missions, I NEVER screamed my head off, then again I never pinned a tail on a woman's tit. So Mumford, I'm tying this vote, my vote is for you..."
TIE BREAK.
Voice: "We have a tie. The decider will be decided by this weeks best rookie (privately discussed by the pros) Trevor Rent."
Rent: "I want this to be easy & short, 1 round of... ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!"
Nerve racking stuff. Logan & The Chuckle Brothers look on, either pro wanting to remain in the competition, it's not just the rookies who win, the pro of the rookie who wins also wins!
3.2.1
*Spells drew Rock, Mumford drew Paper.*
Me: *Just recovered from "
's" attack* "I'm sorry Spells, you have come far. But, you are eliminated from the competition."
: "...You will see me, very soon. Sooner than you think..."