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Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 12, 2012 4:35:23 GMT -5
It's a shame the greengrocers near me is now a chip shop
I hope he doesn't, there's never a dull moment with Trevor Rent
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Post by DJ on Aug 12, 2012 18:03:52 GMT -5
That is a shame.
Sounds like a new Trevor Rent catchphrase.
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Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 13, 2012 3:36:51 GMT -5
They do make good fish & chips tbh
& Yeah, I hope he never says that.
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Post by DJ on Aug 13, 2012 18:41:47 GMT -5
He should be fired if he ever says that tbh.
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Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 18, 2012 12:57:08 GMT -5
Ladies & Gentlemen. The end is here, SWC will choose it's new superstar tonight, will Mumford be picked? Or Jake Jolson get the contract, maybe even Trevor Rent? It's for the judges to decide in a promo contest!
First, it's Mumford. Away you go...
Mumford: "HEY EVERYONE! I LIKE GLOWSTICKS & SQUIRRELS. BUT I DON'T LIKE WEEDS, SWC ROCKS MY SOCKS AND SO DO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU! WOOOOOO!!!
I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE, I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE~!"
Quite the entertainer isn't he?
Jake Jolson: "People say to me, Jake you're a loony mate. This fucking psycho is standing in this ring yelling about glowsticks, when I am a serious threat to any wrestler at SWC? Yeah, I shouldn't be here in a bloody competition, I was entered in & I'm gonna win, I don't care if I have to kill Mumford or Mr Rent. I will be there... ALSO I'M NOT A FUCKING LOONY!"
Scary... Last up, is Trevor Rent.
Rent: "You see daughters, I'm not a very well man. I may not live through this fag, not to mention Jeffrey Nasty is now waiting at my front door with Huge Simon asking why I haven't been supplying them with work. The reason is that I'm trying to get a job here, you know, make something of myself & not hang around with the usual lowlifes."
Looks like it's a judges decision. The judges have decided amongst themselves...
Judge 1: "The votes have been counted, I would like to take this moment to wish the winner good luck in his SWC career & if you would all be so kind, please direct your attention to the titantron, thank you."
Here we go, getting the bronze medal & an SWC developmental deal is... *DRUM ROLL & SUSPENSE BUILT* ... Jake Jolson!
Oh my... Jake Jolson, gets third place! We might see him again. I'm currently here with Jake Jolson.
"Jake, what are your thoughts?"
Jake: "You calling me mental?"
"Not at all."
Jake: "Good, it's a fucking joke. I should have won. Someone is gonna get fucking crucified for this..."
Okay, with out further ado. The announcement of the runner-up & winner.
Judge 1: "A big thank you to the participants this year, again keep your attention to the screen, because it is now time... To reveal the runner-up of this year's SWC NextGen Series!"
The arena goes silent, it will erupt when all is revealed... In second place, also securing a development contract... *Even more suspense-ier than the last drumroll* ... Trevor Rent!
Judge 1: "This means that, congratulations Mumford! You have won SWC NextGen series! This entitles you to an automatic place on the SWC roster & a guaranteed SWC Tag Team championship with either your pro or any superstar of your choice, or if you feel confident enough, you can compete for the Intercontinental of HardKOK championships... Feel free to... Oh you're already celebrating..."
I am here at this time with Trevor Rent, what are your thoughts?
Trevor: "Oh, I am in HUGE trouble... Huge Simon & Jeffrey Nasty are here! They want £2,000 that I promised & these two people I hang around with... Hang on... I just remembered, these two scumbags owe me £1,000 each... I'll be on my way..."
I'd rather not get involved
Judge 1: "I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all the rookies & pros who took part in shaping the next generation for SWC, the production crew who provided us with the amazing pyrotechnics & of course all of the arenas who hosted all of the challenges. Before we leave you, we'd like a few words from the pros."
Bond: "I massively enjoyed helping my pro Youngster Joey, it's a shame that the circumstances regarding his injury could not have peen prevented, but on the positive side I had an amazing time teaching the next generation. Thank you to everyone involved."
Barry & Paul: "'Ello! (Crowd: *ELLO!*) Yeah, we just wanted to say it was very nice getting the chance to teach the young rookies our knowledge, if we didn't then who would?"
Captain: "I would like to thank our rookies & fellow pros, for helping to develop & prepare tomorrow's superstars. I think that we, as superstars play an integral role in their process, as possible role models & we should strive to be the best in our field."
Osama: "Everyone do good, pros do good. Everybody happy!"
Snape: "I have never been one for speeches, but I would personally like to thank everyone involved, except... For Captain Carpentry, he in my opinion botched Trevor Rent's development..."
Homer: "Trevor got further than your rookie though. Yeah, thanks to everyone & have a great night."
George: "Everyone has been impressive, one day I hope that SWC can hire at least half of the guys involved today. Massive thankyou & STAY FABULOUS!"
Logan: "Thanks go to everyone. We can't thank you enough."
Judge 1: "Again a massive thank you, as you leave the arena, we'd just like to play a montage of photographs as a tribute to everyone involved. Thank you & goodnight."
*PHOTO SLIDESHOW*
Photo's include: Youngster Joey meeting James Bond, Trevor Rent's running event, Mumford's dance, Todd Mortar posing, Spells during the skipping stones, Metalgod getting pelted with plastic cups & in his leotard, Jake Jolson headlocking Metalgod during the football match, Masked Potato screaming in the water & finally... The group photo!"
What an end!
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Post by DJ on Aug 19, 2012 6:13:54 GMT -5
No not the metalfuck leotard pics!
Mumford takes it in the end, well done.
Have to wonder if Rent will ever see that money he's owed. Probably not.
Good job on the NextGen series, Ed. It was an interesting read.
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Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 19, 2012 6:16:40 GMT -5
Everyone didn't like the metalfuck pics!
Mumford is crazy, he likes to have fun.
In the end, he managed to convince Huge Simon & Jeffrey Nasty to make those two lowlifes to pay up.
I can't wait for the next season!
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Post by DJ on Aug 19, 2012 6:19:23 GMT -5
He should have been eliminated for that immediately.
Mumford will fit in with the rest of the SWC cast.
The lowlifes are supporting Rent's alcohol addiction. Good that he got his money though.
Next season will be good *cough*Charmander*cough.
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Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 19, 2012 6:29:47 GMT -5
I would have kicked him off the show first tbh
Mumford could be a champ one day imo
Yeah, he's happy he got his money.
Rey has a job, but he got abducted by Slenderman. I wonder if Charmander (actual Charmander) would be interested in applying?
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Post by DJ on Aug 19, 2012 6:33:53 GMT -5
Need better judges next time.
Mumford could be champ right now. Anything can happen in SWC!
Rent would probably rather have got his money than won anyway.
I'm sure Charmander would like to apply. Gotta be hundreds, maybe thousands of Charmander's out there...
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Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 19, 2012 7:03:07 GMT -5
Yeah, need a better panel of experts
He might choose next Monday or next year to get his shot.
Trevor Rent would love more money, if he gets called up to the main roster he'll get more money!
Someone will have to catch one.
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Post by DJ on Aug 20, 2012 5:56:33 GMT -5
Or someone could just start a new save file and get a Charmander at the start. Easier that way. Charmanders could be all the judges too.
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