Post by Elder Gohan on Jun 3, 2012 5:50:48 GMT -5
Oh what a lovely day... Well, it's raining for a start & SWC have decided to run a show today in the pissing rain.
Match 1: HardKOK Title: Gabriel Logan vs Barry Scott
Um, I take it that Barry Scott is the new Mario. Mario might not get any match time anymore but who cares? Gabriel Logan is introducing Barry to SWC in this title match, Logan throws a chair at Barry Scott & dropkick into the chair... Barry Scott is busted open! Brutal. Logan working the crowd, they want blood! And blood they're gonna get... Logan sets up a table in the corner & Devil's Whisper into the table... Barry Scott can't continue...
Winner: Gabriel Logan
"Why Ronald, Why?"
Ronald: "You see, for too long I have been a slave... Playing "happy guy" you know, I LOVE FUN & clowning around. Well fuck you all, you all made me sick... I can't think straight, I feel ill... I want to hurt people, I don't care who I hurt. YOU ALL CHANGED ME INTO A MONSTER! You...Are...All...Gonna...PAY!"
Match 2: Spider-Man vs Niko Bellic
Man, Ronald McDonald scared me. Niko Bellic the man who broke George's nose 2 months ago, squares off against Spidey who has regained fitness since he got fat, Niko lunges at Spidey who jumps out of the way. This looks a good match tbh, very back & forth Spidey using his speed to dodge those huge rights but falls victim to a powerslam, wait a minute, that's George! blindsiding Niko, Spider-Man DQ'ed while George continues the assault on Niko Bellic...
George: "So, you think you can get away with injuring me? Especially if you can't get away with those clothes..."
Tag Title match: Chuckle Brothers vs Ed & Eddy vs Little Britain
Whoa, Ed & Eddy finally get their shot, but will they walk away with the gold... Doesn't look like it as Eddy runs into Andy's boot. This match could go one of three ways, Little Britain look favourite to win the titles back, Barry Chuckle manage to incapacitate Ed with a To Me To You through the announce table! He's out cold, while the action continues in the ring. Oh no, it's George again. He's taunting the Chuckles, "you were out of fashion 20 years ago!" Paul chases him to the locker room & LOU ROLLS UP BARRY CHUCKLE 1.2.3! New tag team champions! Little Britain are now 14 time Tag Champions.
Winners: Little Britain
Match 4: Captain Carpentry vs George
Uh Oh! George is gonna be in for it, he's caused enough trouble & now he has to pay the price, this price is a match vs the captain... But, this match is a Better-Than-Utopia rules match with the handicap in favour of the captain who only has to score a 3-count, ropebreaks don't count & is able to leave the ring at will. While George who is fighting for his life at the moment has to get a FIVE count, has to answer to all the usual counts. Captain Carpentry is in no rush to end this match, he's pummeling George in the corner, George is begging for mercy! Tough shit George, you've made your bed NOW LIE IN IT! Captain Carpentry lifts him & REBATE POWERBOMB to George 1.2.3! Captain Carpentry finally gets his revenge on George. *Carol take over for me* "Ed, you fucking idiot. I can't keep covering for you everytime you want to stop working ffs. Don't go into the ring... That's it son, give George a good kicking, go for the face!" *Ed returns to commentary* Man that felt good, you can bugger off now Carol.
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Main Event: SWC Championship: Louis Spence vs Ronald McDonald
Ronald McDonald looks like he's, big boot to the face of Louis Spence... Look at the black/white attire of Ronald McDonald. All the colour has gone, he rams Louis Spence into the turnbuckle & chokes him with the boot, Ronald picks up Spence by the throat... & another boot to the face, the referee might have to stop this match Ronald with an illegal choke, throwing him to the corner & just beating him. Ronald McDonald chokes Spence again, this time the ref counts 1.2.3.4...Get off of him! I'll DQ you... Fair enough 5! The ref DQ's McDonald who slowly turns his attention to the referee... Clothesline to the ref, Ronald picks him up & McSlam to the ref. Louis Spence crawls to the lower rope... And gets out just in time, but McDonald chases him & throws him into the steel steps, McDonald walking toward the ramp, beginning to laugh an evil laugh...
Match 1: HardKOK Title: Gabriel Logan vs Barry Scott
Um, I take it that Barry Scott is the new Mario. Mario might not get any match time anymore but who cares? Gabriel Logan is introducing Barry to SWC in this title match, Logan throws a chair at Barry Scott & dropkick into the chair... Barry Scott is busted open! Brutal. Logan working the crowd, they want blood! And blood they're gonna get... Logan sets up a table in the corner & Devil's Whisper into the table... Barry Scott can't continue...
Winner: Gabriel Logan
"Why Ronald, Why?"
Ronald: "You see, for too long I have been a slave... Playing "happy guy" you know, I LOVE FUN & clowning around. Well fuck you all, you all made me sick... I can't think straight, I feel ill... I want to hurt people, I don't care who I hurt. YOU ALL CHANGED ME INTO A MONSTER! You...Are...All...Gonna...PAY!"
Match 2: Spider-Man vs Niko Bellic
Man, Ronald McDonald scared me. Niko Bellic the man who broke George's nose 2 months ago, squares off against Spidey who has regained fitness since he got fat, Niko lunges at Spidey who jumps out of the way. This looks a good match tbh, very back & forth Spidey using his speed to dodge those huge rights but falls victim to a powerslam, wait a minute, that's George! blindsiding Niko, Spider-Man DQ'ed while George continues the assault on Niko Bellic...
George: "So, you think you can get away with injuring me? Especially if you can't get away with those clothes..."
Tag Title match: Chuckle Brothers vs Ed & Eddy vs Little Britain
Whoa, Ed & Eddy finally get their shot, but will they walk away with the gold... Doesn't look like it as Eddy runs into Andy's boot. This match could go one of three ways, Little Britain look favourite to win the titles back, Barry Chuckle manage to incapacitate Ed with a To Me To You through the announce table! He's out cold, while the action continues in the ring. Oh no, it's George again. He's taunting the Chuckles, "you were out of fashion 20 years ago!" Paul chases him to the locker room & LOU ROLLS UP BARRY CHUCKLE 1.2.3! New tag team champions! Little Britain are now 14 time Tag Champions.
Winners: Little Britain
Match 4: Captain Carpentry vs George
Uh Oh! George is gonna be in for it, he's caused enough trouble & now he has to pay the price, this price is a match vs the captain... But, this match is a Better-Than-Utopia rules match with the handicap in favour of the captain who only has to score a 3-count, ropebreaks don't count & is able to leave the ring at will. While George who is fighting for his life at the moment has to get a FIVE count, has to answer to all the usual counts. Captain Carpentry is in no rush to end this match, he's pummeling George in the corner, George is begging for mercy! Tough shit George, you've made your bed NOW LIE IN IT! Captain Carpentry lifts him & REBATE POWERBOMB to George 1.2.3! Captain Carpentry finally gets his revenge on George. *Carol take over for me* "Ed, you fucking idiot. I can't keep covering for you everytime you want to stop working ffs. Don't go into the ring... That's it son, give George a good kicking, go for the face!" *Ed returns to commentary* Man that felt good, you can bugger off now Carol.
Winner: Captain Carpentry
Main Event: SWC Championship: Louis Spence vs Ronald McDonald
Ronald McDonald looks like he's, big boot to the face of Louis Spence... Look at the black/white attire of Ronald McDonald. All the colour has gone, he rams Louis Spence into the turnbuckle & chokes him with the boot, Ronald picks up Spence by the throat... & another boot to the face, the referee might have to stop this match Ronald with an illegal choke, throwing him to the corner & just beating him. Ronald McDonald chokes Spence again, this time the ref counts 1.2.3.4...Get off of him! I'll DQ you... Fair enough 5! The ref DQ's McDonald who slowly turns his attention to the referee... Clothesline to the ref, Ronald picks him up & McSlam to the ref. Louis Spence crawls to the lower rope... And gets out just in time, but McDonald chases him & throws him into the steel steps, McDonald walking toward the ramp, beginning to laugh an evil laugh...
