Post by Elder Gohan on Jul 1, 2012 12:04:18 GMT -5
Well, creative definitely need sacking. What a bunch of KOKs, anyways welcome to SWC! Another show to get excited about!
Match 1: Luigi vs Yoshimitsu
Oh great, this is the first match on the card? Damn, I gotta commentate this shit... Yoshimitsu taunts Luigi & he falls for it, Yoshimitsu moves a rope & Luigi crashes & burns out the ring. Luigi gets back in the ring & runs toward Yoshimitsu & the same thing happens again, Luigi obviously annoyed at this runs back into the ring & tries to clothesline & for the third time gets thrown out of the ring! Come on Luigi this is getting embarrassing as he gets back in the ring & runs into Yoshimitsu's boot! 1.2.3 Yoshimitsu made an arse out of Luigi, the fans don't like it.
PROMO 1
Introducing SWC NextGen Series 1 PROS & ROOKIES!
Please welcome, making their way to the ring... THE NEXTGEN ROOKIES! The selected 8 pros by management will join us shortly, but first let get a look at the latest SWC Action figures! Now that's over with, lets introduce our pros! "Captain Carpentry!" "Paul & Barry Chuckle, The Chuckle Brothers!" "George!" "James Bond!" "Justin Bieber!" "Osama bin Laden!" & finally... "The SWC Champion... Louis Spence!" Check the NextGen thread for more information.
Match 2: James Bond vs Homer Simpson
Here we go, James Bond sweeping Homer's legs from under him & tries a pin 1.2 kickout, Homer counters into a powerbomb & tries the acrobatic pin & lands on his arse, Bond dodges as Homer is winded & Bond locks in a sleeper hold, wait what's that music... IT'S GABE LOGAN! What's he doing, is he going to help his friend/rival 007? Turns out he's getting a ringside seat next to me, hey Gabe, can I have a quick word? "No." Charming. as the match continues, Homer gets to his feet & slings 007 into the air! both men down. Eventually both men make it to their feet as both men trade blows, James Bond slides under Homer's legs & legsweep 007 tries a sharpshooter... LOCKED IN, Homer has to make it to the ropes! Can he... just another millimetre... Bond Rolls to his side Homer is too far now, he has to tap, he tapped! 007 wins this one! Uh oh, Homer is mad! SPRINGFIELD SPINEBUSTER! Lays out 007, Gabe Logan assist his friend one punch, two punch & Logan gets flattened by a clothesline, Bond gets dragged onto the body of Logan... Referee counts 1..2..3! WHAT?!? Oh yeah, HardKOK title this means... NEW CHAMPION!?!?
Promo 2
LADIES & GENTLEMEN, HAVE YOU FINISHED YOUR SWC ACTION FIGURE COLLECTION?!? Of course you haven't because, a few superstars haven't been made yet... But, introducing... The new internet exclusive Justin Bieber! Who hasn't had a figure made, comes with microphone & water bottle!
Match 3: Edd vs Andy
This will be quick, Andy loves a good fight & double d erm, doesn't. Edd is fearing for his life, as Andy slowly walks toward him & lifts his fist. Edd at this point has soiled himself, Andy kicks him gently in the stomach (gently by Andy standards anyway, which isn't very gentle) & Andy lifts him up by the throat, throws to the ropes & dropkick by Andy! I've never seen him do that before, Edd is screaming for a medic as Andy soaks up the boos... Lou is watching the carnage, almost directing it. Andy is lurking over Edd, who, if I were him I wouldn't get up, oh... SHIT! What a spear! Edd must be tore in half! 1.2.3! Andy won convincingly.
Main Event: Ronald McDonald vs Louis Spence SWC Championship
Oh, I don't wanna be in Spence's shoes right now. Ronald McDonald in this current state is a very dangerous man, all he cares about is inflicting pain.
"Spence... I don't care about the title... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Louis Spence wants to get outta here, he sees the lights dim... Lights back up, don't look behind you Spence... Who turns around & slap to the throat, Spence rebounds off the ropes... into a boot & again rebounds off the ropes slowly into a clothesline. McDonald standing on Spence's throat almost suffocating him, Spence is KO'd, but McDonald is relentless kicking Spence in the face. Ronald McDonald grabs Spence by the throat & a huge chokeslam nearly breaking the ring! Spence needs medical attention right now... The referee runs over to the timekeeper & whispers something in his ear. "The referee has just told me, that the match has been abandoned, due to concerns of a competitors welfare, Louis Spence is not responding. As a result, the winner of the match... And STILL SWC champion, Louis Spence!" Ronald McDonald turns toward the referee & another kick to the face & a chokeslam. The ring announcer & crowd have all been shepherded to safety, hell I'm reporting from a secure location... Goodnight everybody!
Match 1: Luigi vs Yoshimitsu
Oh great, this is the first match on the card? Damn, I gotta commentate this shit... Yoshimitsu taunts Luigi & he falls for it, Yoshimitsu moves a rope & Luigi crashes & burns out the ring. Luigi gets back in the ring & runs toward Yoshimitsu & the same thing happens again, Luigi obviously annoyed at this runs back into the ring & tries to clothesline & for the third time gets thrown out of the ring! Come on Luigi this is getting embarrassing as he gets back in the ring & runs into Yoshimitsu's boot! 1.2.3 Yoshimitsu made an arse out of Luigi, the fans don't like it.
PROMO 1
Introducing SWC NextGen Series 1 PROS & ROOKIES!
Please welcome, making their way to the ring... THE NEXTGEN ROOKIES! The selected 8 pros by management will join us shortly, but first let get a look at the latest SWC Action figures! Now that's over with, lets introduce our pros! "Captain Carpentry!" "Paul & Barry Chuckle, The Chuckle Brothers!" "George!" "James Bond!" "Justin Bieber!" "Osama bin Laden!" & finally... "The SWC Champion... Louis Spence!" Check the NextGen thread for more information.
Match 2: James Bond vs Homer Simpson
Here we go, James Bond sweeping Homer's legs from under him & tries a pin 1.2 kickout, Homer counters into a powerbomb & tries the acrobatic pin & lands on his arse, Bond dodges as Homer is winded & Bond locks in a sleeper hold, wait what's that music... IT'S GABE LOGAN! What's he doing, is he going to help his friend/rival 007? Turns out he's getting a ringside seat next to me, hey Gabe, can I have a quick word? "No." Charming. as the match continues, Homer gets to his feet & slings 007 into the air! both men down. Eventually both men make it to their feet as both men trade blows, James Bond slides under Homer's legs & legsweep 007 tries a sharpshooter... LOCKED IN, Homer has to make it to the ropes! Can he... just another millimetre... Bond Rolls to his side Homer is too far now, he has to tap, he tapped! 007 wins this one! Uh oh, Homer is mad! SPRINGFIELD SPINEBUSTER! Lays out 007, Gabe Logan assist his friend one punch, two punch & Logan gets flattened by a clothesline, Bond gets dragged onto the body of Logan... Referee counts 1..2..3! WHAT?!? Oh yeah, HardKOK title this means... NEW CHAMPION!?!?
Promo 2
LADIES & GENTLEMEN, HAVE YOU FINISHED YOUR SWC ACTION FIGURE COLLECTION?!? Of course you haven't because, a few superstars haven't been made yet... But, introducing... The new internet exclusive Justin Bieber! Who hasn't had a figure made, comes with microphone & water bottle!
Match 3: Edd vs Andy
This will be quick, Andy loves a good fight & double d erm, doesn't. Edd is fearing for his life, as Andy slowly walks toward him & lifts his fist. Edd at this point has soiled himself, Andy kicks him gently in the stomach (gently by Andy standards anyway, which isn't very gentle) & Andy lifts him up by the throat, throws to the ropes & dropkick by Andy! I've never seen him do that before, Edd is screaming for a medic as Andy soaks up the boos... Lou is watching the carnage, almost directing it. Andy is lurking over Edd, who, if I were him I wouldn't get up, oh... SHIT! What a spear! Edd must be tore in half! 1.2.3! Andy won convincingly.
Main Event: Ronald McDonald vs Louis Spence SWC Championship
Oh, I don't wanna be in Spence's shoes right now. Ronald McDonald in this current state is a very dangerous man, all he cares about is inflicting pain.
"Spence... I don't care about the title... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Louis Spence wants to get outta here, he sees the lights dim... Lights back up, don't look behind you Spence... Who turns around & slap to the throat, Spence rebounds off the ropes... into a boot & again rebounds off the ropes slowly into a clothesline. McDonald standing on Spence's throat almost suffocating him, Spence is KO'd, but McDonald is relentless kicking Spence in the face. Ronald McDonald grabs Spence by the throat & a huge chokeslam nearly breaking the ring! Spence needs medical attention right now... The referee runs over to the timekeeper & whispers something in his ear. "The referee has just told me, that the match has been abandoned, due to concerns of a competitors welfare, Louis Spence is not responding. As a result, the winner of the match... And STILL SWC champion, Louis Spence!" Ronald McDonald turns toward the referee & another kick to the face & a chokeslam. The ring announcer & crowd have all been shepherded to safety, hell I'm reporting from a secure location... Goodnight everybody!
