Post by Elder Gohan on Jul 13, 2012 14:08:13 GMT -5
Welcome to SWC Beach Party, the first ever outdoor event & I must say, it is pissing down with rain. Tonight, we will crown a new SWC Champion. 20 men start in the ring & beat the shit out of eachother, oh and a few other matches too.
Match 1: Mumford vs Metalgod
Two nextgen superstars we will see what they got! Mumford cartwheels out the way of a left, then mounts on offense of his own. Mumford slams Metalgods head into the turnbuckle & keeps doing it, Mumford with a standing moonsault onto metalgod & cover 1.2.3! Was that it, Mumford dancing in the ring & Metalgod tries to attack Mumford & falls out of the ring! What a tit.
HardKOK Title time limit
James Bond starts this 5 minute encounter, but the twist this time is he doesn't know his opponents, the clock will start from the moment he is attacke... DARTH VADER & BORAT attack Bond, Vader still not over his embarrassing explosive diarrhea incident I see & he's just let fly everywhere, I can't see! Bond has fallen down & Borat nails Vader over the head with a trash can lid, cover on Bond 1.2 kickout managed, wait a minute it's Homer Simpson who throws Borat through a wall, picks up a golf club & "FORE!" Ouch, that looked like it hurt! These guys gotta take it easy, they have a title battle royal later & it's STILL raining pretty hard, Bond steadily gets back to his legs & Homer throws Bond into a garage door & cover 1.2.3! after 2:32 Homer Simpson is the HardKOK Champion! But the match continues as Borat, Vader & now Justin Bieber give chase, Bieber jumps on Simpsons back only for Homer to knock over a vending machine & samoan drop Bieber onto it, Vader can't run at the moment & the smell of shit is getting worse, only 1:30 left as Snape now enters the mix with an Expelliarmus kick to Homer's skull, Homer is still standing as Snape throws a chair, Homer catches it & Expelliarmus kick again this time knocking Homer down! Snape moves the vending machine on top of Homer & cover 1.2.3! Snape is the hardKOK champ right on the 4 minute mark! Vader catches Snape & the force piledriver attempted & failed but Snape gets a mouthful & passes out, Osama sneaks out of nowhere... Cover! 1.2.3! Snape's reign didn't last 20 seconds! That sucks as Osama runs, while Vader has the runs! Just a couple of seconds left as Justin Bieber uses an illegal weapon, even in this match... That's right, he sings to Osama who KO's himself, Bieber covers 1.2.3 & wins the match in the last seconds! HE DID IT! But he's still shit!
Winner: Justin Bieber
20 man battle royal for the SWC Championship
19 men standing in the ring, who is the 20th? www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCMG_RblJe8&feature=related NO WAY, IT'S GUN JACK! HE'S BACK AFTER THE MALFUNCTION, HE IS FIXED & BETTER THAN EVER! YEAH!! & he wastes no time, eliminating Justin Bieber who went flying, oh shit that must be a waste winning the HardKOK title moments ago. Everyone still brawling in the ring, I'd stay away from Ronald McDonald, he looks pissed off throwing Metalgod through the middle rope.
How are the 2 biggest men in this thing gonna get thrown over, well Shrek is on the apron & Spidey eliminates Shrek & himself by throwing himself at Shrek, usually Spidey has good judgement, not this time. That was stupid, James May slowly walking around the ring, but runs into former co-worker at Top Gear... The Stig & POWERLAP SUPLEX to May! The Stig with a dropkick on Gun Jack & left, right & another left to Gun Jack, Stig runs at Gun Jack who moves Stig is over but manages to hang on, Yoshimitsu sees this & goes to eliminate the Stig & Stig moves the rope! Yoshimitsu is gone see ya! Captain Carpentry & George have just caught sight of eachother & they start brawling as the rain gets worse.
Ronald McDonald is grunting at the crowd, dropkick by Luigi & McDonald loses his balance & goes over the top rope! Oh shit Luigi, I'd get outta there now... TOO LATE, MCDONALD grabs Luigi by the throat & throws him outta the ring, Luigi is scared for his life as Ronald continues the rampage and throws Luigi 20ft from the scaffolding! Luigi is being seen to by EMT's & has been ruled out of this match. The Chuckles & Little Britain are working in their respective teams, Paul Chuckle is being held on the top rope by Peter Griffin & Barry whipped into the ropes by Gun Jack & Barry bumps into Paul who falls over the top rope, Barry eliminated Paul Chuckle on accident! Peter Griffin & Gun Jack start fighting & then they get clotheslined over by George! Of all people, George's makeup is fading in the rain as he gets on a roll FACELIFT on his associate James May & then eliminates him for his troubles.
Homer Simpson & Andy are currently the joint biggest guys in the ring & they have seen Edd, standing on his own... both men splash into Edd & Andy waits for the Spear... & GOES FOR HOMER INSTEAD! ELIMINATING HIM & Spear to Edd! Who then gets thrown over the top rope, The Stig waiting on the ropes & Captain Carpentry & Borat try to clothesline Stig over & both get sent flying, the Stig survives yet again!
Little Britain double team Barry Chuckle with a Queen Suplex/Spear combination & then throw Barry out, the ring is getting smaller. Four superstars remain. Little Britain, George & The Stig oh it's a massacre, George's facepaint is now completely gone & the rain is getting heavy the match should hurry up as there is quite a risk of flooding.
Captain: "Hey, George... want your makeup? Come and get it, or it gets...Thrown to the audience!" "Too bad!" *George eliminates himself to go after the Captain* George: "YOU BASTARD!!!"
Little Britain talk it out as they are currently 2 of 3 left! They agree to double team the Stig & Andy tries to eliminate the Stig, only for Lou to stop him & chop Stig across the chest, Andy then stops Lou by trying to eliminate the Stig, it's tense between Lou & Andy & eventually Lou strikes & Andy strikes back, both of the tag team champions trading blows & they're on the top turnbuckle Lou on the top rope trying a super hurricanrana & Andy counters & powerbombs Lou outta the ring! The Stig then pushes Andy off the post & onto the steps below! THE STIG WINS IT... No, wait a minute... We forgot about one superstar who was never eliminated... METALGOD who rolls in the ring, the Stig still celebrating... METALGOD Throws Stig outta there, NEW CHAMPION! METALFUCK... SWC has died today, there has been some bad moments from bad companies the world over, but we haven't had a.... HOLD THE PHONE, ONLY ONE OF THE STIG'S BOOTS (not sure if it has feet) TOUCHED THE FLOOR, MetalFuck still celebrating & The Stig grabs metalgod by his stupid fucking head & hurls his arse outta there & THE STIG IS RIGHTFULLY THE SWC CHAMPION! WE KNEW THAT IT WOULD HAPPEN & SWC IS SAVED, NO METALFUCK AS CHAMPION!! YES YES YES! Goodnight everybody
Winner: Not METALFUCK, but The Stig
Match 1: Mumford vs Metalgod
Two nextgen superstars we will see what they got! Mumford cartwheels out the way of a left, then mounts on offense of his own. Mumford slams Metalgods head into the turnbuckle & keeps doing it, Mumford with a standing moonsault onto metalgod & cover 1.2.3! Was that it, Mumford dancing in the ring & Metalgod tries to attack Mumford & falls out of the ring! What a tit.
HardKOK Title time limit
James Bond starts this 5 minute encounter, but the twist this time is he doesn't know his opponents, the clock will start from the moment he is attacke... DARTH VADER & BORAT attack Bond, Vader still not over his embarrassing explosive diarrhea incident I see & he's just let fly everywhere, I can't see! Bond has fallen down & Borat nails Vader over the head with a trash can lid, cover on Bond 1.2 kickout managed, wait a minute it's Homer Simpson who throws Borat through a wall, picks up a golf club & "FORE!" Ouch, that looked like it hurt! These guys gotta take it easy, they have a title battle royal later & it's STILL raining pretty hard, Bond steadily gets back to his legs & Homer throws Bond into a garage door & cover 1.2.3! after 2:32 Homer Simpson is the HardKOK Champion! But the match continues as Borat, Vader & now Justin Bieber give chase, Bieber jumps on Simpsons back only for Homer to knock over a vending machine & samoan drop Bieber onto it, Vader can't run at the moment & the smell of shit is getting worse, only 1:30 left as Snape now enters the mix with an Expelliarmus kick to Homer's skull, Homer is still standing as Snape throws a chair, Homer catches it & Expelliarmus kick again this time knocking Homer down! Snape moves the vending machine on top of Homer & cover 1.2.3! Snape is the hardKOK champ right on the 4 minute mark! Vader catches Snape & the force piledriver attempted & failed but Snape gets a mouthful & passes out, Osama sneaks out of nowhere... Cover! 1.2.3! Snape's reign didn't last 20 seconds! That sucks as Osama runs, while Vader has the runs! Just a couple of seconds left as Justin Bieber uses an illegal weapon, even in this match... That's right, he sings to Osama who KO's himself, Bieber covers 1.2.3 & wins the match in the last seconds! HE DID IT! But he's still shit!
Winner: Justin Bieber
20 man battle royal for the SWC Championship
19 men standing in the ring, who is the 20th? www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCMG_RblJe8&feature=related NO WAY, IT'S GUN JACK! HE'S BACK AFTER THE MALFUNCTION, HE IS FIXED & BETTER THAN EVER! YEAH!! & he wastes no time, eliminating Justin Bieber who went flying, oh shit that must be a waste winning the HardKOK title moments ago. Everyone still brawling in the ring, I'd stay away from Ronald McDonald, he looks pissed off throwing Metalgod through the middle rope.
How are the 2 biggest men in this thing gonna get thrown over, well Shrek is on the apron & Spidey eliminates Shrek & himself by throwing himself at Shrek, usually Spidey has good judgement, not this time. That was stupid, James May slowly walking around the ring, but runs into former co-worker at Top Gear... The Stig & POWERLAP SUPLEX to May! The Stig with a dropkick on Gun Jack & left, right & another left to Gun Jack, Stig runs at Gun Jack who moves Stig is over but manages to hang on, Yoshimitsu sees this & goes to eliminate the Stig & Stig moves the rope! Yoshimitsu is gone see ya! Captain Carpentry & George have just caught sight of eachother & they start brawling as the rain gets worse.
Ronald McDonald is grunting at the crowd, dropkick by Luigi & McDonald loses his balance & goes over the top rope! Oh shit Luigi, I'd get outta there now... TOO LATE, MCDONALD grabs Luigi by the throat & throws him outta the ring, Luigi is scared for his life as Ronald continues the rampage and throws Luigi 20ft from the scaffolding! Luigi is being seen to by EMT's & has been ruled out of this match. The Chuckles & Little Britain are working in their respective teams, Paul Chuckle is being held on the top rope by Peter Griffin & Barry whipped into the ropes by Gun Jack & Barry bumps into Paul who falls over the top rope, Barry eliminated Paul Chuckle on accident! Peter Griffin & Gun Jack start fighting & then they get clotheslined over by George! Of all people, George's makeup is fading in the rain as he gets on a roll FACELIFT on his associate James May & then eliminates him for his troubles.
Homer Simpson & Andy are currently the joint biggest guys in the ring & they have seen Edd, standing on his own... both men splash into Edd & Andy waits for the Spear... & GOES FOR HOMER INSTEAD! ELIMINATING HIM & Spear to Edd! Who then gets thrown over the top rope, The Stig waiting on the ropes & Captain Carpentry & Borat try to clothesline Stig over & both get sent flying, the Stig survives yet again!
Little Britain double team Barry Chuckle with a Queen Suplex/Spear combination & then throw Barry out, the ring is getting smaller. Four superstars remain. Little Britain, George & The Stig oh it's a massacre, George's facepaint is now completely gone & the rain is getting heavy the match should hurry up as there is quite a risk of flooding.
Captain: "Hey, George... want your makeup? Come and get it, or it gets...Thrown to the audience!" "Too bad!" *George eliminates himself to go after the Captain* George: "YOU BASTARD!!!"
Little Britain talk it out as they are currently 2 of 3 left! They agree to double team the Stig & Andy tries to eliminate the Stig, only for Lou to stop him & chop Stig across the chest, Andy then stops Lou by trying to eliminate the Stig, it's tense between Lou & Andy & eventually Lou strikes & Andy strikes back, both of the tag team champions trading blows & they're on the top turnbuckle Lou on the top rope trying a super hurricanrana & Andy counters & powerbombs Lou outta the ring! The Stig then pushes Andy off the post & onto the steps below! THE STIG WINS IT... No, wait a minute... We forgot about one superstar who was never eliminated... METALGOD who rolls in the ring, the Stig still celebrating... METALGOD Throws Stig outta there, NEW CHAMPION! METALFUCK... SWC has died today, there has been some bad moments from bad companies the world over, but we haven't had a.... HOLD THE PHONE, ONLY ONE OF THE STIG'S BOOTS (not sure if it has feet) TOUCHED THE FLOOR, MetalFuck still celebrating & The Stig grabs metalgod by his stupid fucking head & hurls his arse outta there & THE STIG IS RIGHTFULLY THE SWC CHAMPION! WE KNEW THAT IT WOULD HAPPEN & SWC IS SAVED, NO METALFUCK AS CHAMPION!! YES YES YES! Goodnight everybody
Winner: Not METALFUCK, but The Stig
