Post by Elder Gohan on Jul 23, 2012 10:15:46 GMT -5
OMG an SWC supershow, amazing action guaranteed tonight as all titles are on the line, many superstars are in action.
Match 1: Mario vs Peter Griffin
Peter Griffin "returns" tonight, but really creative had nothing for him (and still doesn't) so he gets a match with Mario just to get some in ring experience, all going well so far for Peter as Mario starts the back & forth "wrestling" it looks really sloppy, it could be better as Mario is thrown into the corner. I must say, since saving SWC back in November Mario has grown in confidence & picked up a few victories against Vader & such. Peter Griffin lining up the Spear & Mario dodges... 1-UP 1.2.3! Mario wins, but you couldn't fault Peter Griffin for trying, Peter gets up & offers Mario an arse race, and Mario accepts... 3.2.1 GO, Mario using his arse for once lost the race by a second.
Peter: "Aw, hey Mario. Don't feel bad man, I am the best ass racer on the planet. Like the time I won that ass race vs Brian."
Match 2: Ed vs Gun Jack
Gun Jack: "I HAVE BEEN UPGRADED. I MUST ELIMINATE OPPONENT!"
Aw, you could've programmed a nice chip into Gun Jack or something... Anyway, 2 powerhouses collide in the second match as Ed lands a blow on Jack & Jack throws one back, blows are being traded here. Gun Jack was the surprise entrant about a week ago in a SWC Title battle royal, none of the Ed's were present. This match could be that turning point the Ed's need, they need to feature more as Eddy is just draining money from us, but I digress. Ed now managing to bring Gun Jack to his knees & decides to climb to the top rope & moonsault missed. Gun Jack slowly rises & climbs to the top rope, DIVE BOMBER INCOMING!!!! BOOM 1.2.3! Gun Jack takes advantage of a mistake & marks his first match back with a win.
IC Title match: Spider-Man vs Snape vs Shrek vs James May (c)
Here we go, a fatal 4 way for the Intercontinental Championship. James May is the champion, he doesn't need to be pinned to lose it though & James May is wearing down the legs of Spider-Man a wise tactic as Spidey is the only face in the ring, Snape chopping Shrek across the chest into the corner as Spidey whips May into Shrek as May counters into a bulldog onto Shrek, dropkicking Spidey as he gets up & powerful clothesline 1.2 kickout by May, who reversed Shrek's back suplex landing on his feet rolling up Shrek 1.2 EXPELLIARMUS onto May, Snape needs to get Spidey outta there before the cover & Spidey doesn't wanna go, countering with a hurricanrana to the outside. Shrek picking up May, Shrek rebounds off the ropes looking to clothesline but slips! AND MAY LOCKS IN THE CLUTCH CONTROL!! Surely Shrek has to tap... He does & May retains the title!
Interview with Justin Bieber
Me: "Hey Justin. Can I have a word with you?"
Justin: "Like whatever!"
Me: *Grabs a piece of lead piping & hides it in blazer* "Um, I was just wondering, can I have an autograph for my niece? She's a big fan!"
Justin: "Like, go away OMG fans are so annoying! I gotta go anyway, see ya asshole!"
*I hit Justin over the head*
"Yeah, shut up you stupid prick. Get a ref over here!"
1.2.3!! "Holy shit, I am the HardKOK Champion!"
Match 4: Tag team Title match: Little Britain vs Edd & Eddy
The chuckle brothers have joined me at ringside, maybe they will play a part, as Edd starts off against Lou & Edd hasn't shat himself! The match is just as expected, Lou as always putting on a wrestling classic with the skills he has honed in places like Canada, The US & Japan. Edd with a suplex that nearly killed Lou, accidentally dropping Lou on his head but is OK to carry on as Lou tries to make a tag to Andy. Edd tries to stop this from happening, but as he tries to grab the ankle, Lou rolls toward Andy & tags him in as Edd is like a rabbit caught in the headlights! Clothesline as the boos start to ring in, Andy picking up Edd as he makes a clever tag to Eddy, Andy not realising this receives a huge dropkick & a broken nose, the Chuckles have gotten out of their seats & are distracting the injured Andy as Eddy sees this & JAWBREAKER! cover 1.2.3 New tag team champions! I said about 20 mins ago that the Ed's need to turn a corner & they have!
Main Event: SWC Title: The Stig (c) vs Lou (was meant to be Andy but got injured in the previous match)
"Ladies & Gentlemen, standing in the ring to my left. From Britsh Parts Unknown. Standing at 6'2" weighing 270 pounds... Some say, he is absolutely baffled by urinals & that his new Christmas range of fragrances includes the great smell of Wednesday... All we know is he's called The Stig!"
"Standing in the ring to my right. From the village of Herby, standing at 6'4" weighing 250 pounds. The legendary Tag Team superstar, 1 half of the former SWC Tag Team Champions... The 1, the only... LOU!"
Here we go, Lou's first world title match in 2 years the previous one coming against his best friend & partner Andy, So Lou is no stranger to title matches as Lou goes behind Stig, who counters with a headlock takeover. Interesting fact about Lou, Lou & Andy trained Todd Mortar, the rookie who was recently booted off SWC NextGen, as Lou is weakening that arm of The Stig, he knows that if the arms are weakened no powerlap suplex as Lou releases the hold to prop Stig in the corner as Stig tries to fight back, throwing Lou into the corner & starts to pummel him, Hammerhead Splash onto Lou, Stig going for that Powerlap Suplex, but cant. SUPERKICK by the Stig instead. 1.2, wait a minute... Who the hell are these guys? They've stormed the ring & now thrown the Stig out of the ring. Lou is getting a beatdown, I know... It's that stupid boyband One Direction, come to kill SWC because someone likes it. Well FUCK RIGHT OFF!
Match 1: Mario vs Peter Griffin
Peter Griffin "returns" tonight, but really creative had nothing for him (and still doesn't) so he gets a match with Mario just to get some in ring experience, all going well so far for Peter as Mario starts the back & forth "wrestling" it looks really sloppy, it could be better as Mario is thrown into the corner. I must say, since saving SWC back in November Mario has grown in confidence & picked up a few victories against Vader & such. Peter Griffin lining up the Spear & Mario dodges... 1-UP 1.2.3! Mario wins, but you couldn't fault Peter Griffin for trying, Peter gets up & offers Mario an arse race, and Mario accepts... 3.2.1 GO, Mario using his arse for once lost the race by a second.
Peter: "Aw, hey Mario. Don't feel bad man, I am the best ass racer on the planet. Like the time I won that ass race vs Brian."
Match 2: Ed vs Gun Jack
Gun Jack: "I HAVE BEEN UPGRADED. I MUST ELIMINATE OPPONENT!"
Aw, you could've programmed a nice chip into Gun Jack or something... Anyway, 2 powerhouses collide in the second match as Ed lands a blow on Jack & Jack throws one back, blows are being traded here. Gun Jack was the surprise entrant about a week ago in a SWC Title battle royal, none of the Ed's were present. This match could be that turning point the Ed's need, they need to feature more as Eddy is just draining money from us, but I digress. Ed now managing to bring Gun Jack to his knees & decides to climb to the top rope & moonsault missed. Gun Jack slowly rises & climbs to the top rope, DIVE BOMBER INCOMING!!!! BOOM 1.2.3! Gun Jack takes advantage of a mistake & marks his first match back with a win.
IC Title match: Spider-Man vs Snape vs Shrek vs James May (c)
Here we go, a fatal 4 way for the Intercontinental Championship. James May is the champion, he doesn't need to be pinned to lose it though & James May is wearing down the legs of Spider-Man a wise tactic as Spidey is the only face in the ring, Snape chopping Shrek across the chest into the corner as Spidey whips May into Shrek as May counters into a bulldog onto Shrek, dropkicking Spidey as he gets up & powerful clothesline 1.2 kickout by May, who reversed Shrek's back suplex landing on his feet rolling up Shrek 1.2 EXPELLIARMUS onto May, Snape needs to get Spidey outta there before the cover & Spidey doesn't wanna go, countering with a hurricanrana to the outside. Shrek picking up May, Shrek rebounds off the ropes looking to clothesline but slips! AND MAY LOCKS IN THE CLUTCH CONTROL!! Surely Shrek has to tap... He does & May retains the title!
Interview with Justin Bieber
Me: "Hey Justin. Can I have a word with you?"
Justin: "Like whatever!"
Me: *Grabs a piece of lead piping & hides it in blazer* "Um, I was just wondering, can I have an autograph for my niece? She's a big fan!"
Justin: "Like, go away OMG fans are so annoying! I gotta go anyway, see ya asshole!"
*I hit Justin over the head*
"Yeah, shut up you stupid prick. Get a ref over here!"
1.2.3!! "Holy shit, I am the HardKOK Champion!"
Match 4: Tag team Title match: Little Britain vs Edd & Eddy
The chuckle brothers have joined me at ringside, maybe they will play a part, as Edd starts off against Lou & Edd hasn't shat himself! The match is just as expected, Lou as always putting on a wrestling classic with the skills he has honed in places like Canada, The US & Japan. Edd with a suplex that nearly killed Lou, accidentally dropping Lou on his head but is OK to carry on as Lou tries to make a tag to Andy. Edd tries to stop this from happening, but as he tries to grab the ankle, Lou rolls toward Andy & tags him in as Edd is like a rabbit caught in the headlights! Clothesline as the boos start to ring in, Andy picking up Edd as he makes a clever tag to Eddy, Andy not realising this receives a huge dropkick & a broken nose, the Chuckles have gotten out of their seats & are distracting the injured Andy as Eddy sees this & JAWBREAKER! cover 1.2.3 New tag team champions! I said about 20 mins ago that the Ed's need to turn a corner & they have!
Main Event: SWC Title: The Stig (c) vs Lou (was meant to be Andy but got injured in the previous match)
"Ladies & Gentlemen, standing in the ring to my left. From Britsh Parts Unknown. Standing at 6'2" weighing 270 pounds... Some say, he is absolutely baffled by urinals & that his new Christmas range of fragrances includes the great smell of Wednesday... All we know is he's called The Stig!"
"Standing in the ring to my right. From the village of Herby, standing at 6'4" weighing 250 pounds. The legendary Tag Team superstar, 1 half of the former SWC Tag Team Champions... The 1, the only... LOU!"
Here we go, Lou's first world title match in 2 years the previous one coming against his best friend & partner Andy, So Lou is no stranger to title matches as Lou goes behind Stig, who counters with a headlock takeover. Interesting fact about Lou, Lou & Andy trained Todd Mortar, the rookie who was recently booted off SWC NextGen, as Lou is weakening that arm of The Stig, he knows that if the arms are weakened no powerlap suplex as Lou releases the hold to prop Stig in the corner as Stig tries to fight back, throwing Lou into the corner & starts to pummel him, Hammerhead Splash onto Lou, Stig going for that Powerlap Suplex, but cant. SUPERKICK by the Stig instead. 1.2, wait a minute... Who the hell are these guys? They've stormed the ring & now thrown the Stig out of the ring. Lou is getting a beatdown, I know... It's that stupid boyband One Direction, come to kill SWC because someone likes it. Well FUCK RIGHT OFF!
