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Post by DJ on Sept 15, 2012 19:24:58 GMT -5
I'm guessing Hank Hill, Megatron, Puss In Boots, Phagina, Grimace, Ash Ketchum, and Affy Duck all applied. Rey probably tried to but Slender Man wouldn't let him.
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Post by Elder Gohan on Sept 16, 2012 3:51:11 GMT -5
I got inside knowledge, I'll reveal all on monday!
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Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 10, 2012 14:31:03 GMT -5
Ronald McDonald's place on the roster needs replacing...
We currently have 5 candidates
Hank Nutz[/u]
Height: 6'3
Weight: 237 lbs
Age: 21
Finishing move: The big 'finish' (Top rope splash)
Profile: Hank Nutz is a pornstar/wrestler waiting for his first SWC match, originally signed for a developmental deal.
Todd Mortar[/u]
Height: 6'
Weight: 218 lbs
Age: 26
Finishing moves: Flapjack facebuster
Profile: A former firefighter, standing at 6'3" weighing 220 pounds. He has hollywood looks & quit the fire brigade well over 6 years ago because he felt he didn't need to, so he learned to wrestle & he was talented, winning the SvR2006 Championship. Well that title is childs play compared to SWC, looks can only get you so far in this industry. Can Todd Mortar win this competition & make it big?
Trevor Rent[/u]
Height: 6'4
Weight: 193 lbs
Age: 40
Finishing move: Russian leg sweep
Profile: Trevor is a failed theatrical agent, dealing with completely talentless actors/actresses by helping them get work. 99% of the time, he can't do a damn thing right so he spends whatever money he gets on drugs & booze.
Jake Jolson[/u]
Height: 6'2
Weight: 240 lbs
Age: 33
Finishing move: Sleeper hold (with strikes)
Profile: Jake Jolson is the Nephew of a East End gangster, who enjoys hurting people & has murdered innocent people just for kicks.
Wilfred Zaha[/u]
Height: 5'11
Weight: 185 lbs
Age: 19
Finishing move: Kick to the face
Profile: Crystal Palace FC wonderkid, has already scored 14 goals in his career.
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Post by DJ on Oct 10, 2012 19:38:55 GMT -5
They all would be great replacements. Trevor Rent, while old is probably the most like Ronald (older and a worthless drunk). Hank Nutz would also make sense, SWC could always use more porn stars.
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Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 11, 2012 2:46:23 GMT -5
Plenty of porn! SWC 18 Rated!
Trevor Rent, would be good. Isn't the oldest (that honour goes to Barry (67) & Paul Chuckle (64)
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Post by DJ on Oct 13, 2012 4:49:44 GMT -5
I had no idea the Chucklehs were that old. And still so dominant!
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