Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 6, 2012 16:05:59 GMT -5
WELCOME TO SWC RAWR! LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERESHIRE! BRINGING YOU ALL THE BEST IN SWC ACTION!
Match 1: Barry Scott vs Shrek
Scott: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dT2iE1OBGk
Shrek: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVjP-xlw6U4
Oh my god, we always had entrance themes! Just that this week we're advertising it a bit more! Anyway, Barry Scott picking up an impressive win against Darth Vader last week, this week oh stiff kick to Barry's face. This opponent doesn't suffer from explosive diarrhea, Shrek picking up Barry Scott for the SWAMP DROP! Cover 1.2.3! A quick match just to pump the fans up.
Winner: Shrek
Match 2: IC Title match: James May vs Eddy
May: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oidm5Zfw_SA
Eddy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSpF68DX3TE
Well this could end well, James May the IC Champion since April. Looking for an easy win, but Eddy is on a lucky streak lately having won a tenner on a scratch card, sending May face first into the turnbuckle just for May to counter, sending Eddy face first. Eddy receives a choke hold, keeping him down. Before Eddy could break the hold, May takes him down & CLUTCH CONTROL! Eddy taps! James May retains, Gabe Logan & Spider-Man stare down May in the ring...
Logan: "James May, I think I speak for these great fans when I say... Next sunday, I want a title shot at the King of Noons PPV."
*cheers*
Peter Griffin vs Niko Bellic
Niko: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBI05wBYio
Peter: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXLqMB6vBic&feature=fvsr
Yoshimitsu is ringside for this event, I hope he's spectating. Niko Bellic decks Griffin in the jaw, Griffin returns with a left & shoves Bellic to the corner, changing his mind & what a slam into the mat, Bellic gets up and counters Peter's run into a back body drop. Man this match sure is ugly, it's the worst match of the year so far. Peter Griffin is thrown onto Yoshimitsu outside, excuse me... "OH MY GOD ED, WHY ARE YOU HURTING YOSHIMITSU?" Bastard deserves it. Match ended in a DQ. Arse
Match 4: Paul Chuckle vs Lou
Chuckle: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSmK5y5co7U
Lou: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi23mzPj7_4
Oh my, a classic awaits us! Lou locks up with Paul Chuckle, these two are members of SWC's best tag teams, Little Britain have won 14 tag titles together a few in WWE, 1 TNA & Japan, but 2 in SWC, can they make a 15th reign though on sunday? But he'd have to beat Paul Chuckle, Queen Suplex coming up... Paul rolls up Lou! 1.2.3! Paul Chuckle beats Lou, countering his finisher!
Main Event: Captain Carpentry vs Snape
Captain: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs5QGN-zhwM&feature=related
Snape: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q6FXOdDSP8
This rivalry continues, will they beat the shit out of eachother or will they put on a classic? Tonight, they will... Beat the shit out of eachother, did I mention that this is a #1 contendership match? oops... Captain Carpentry stomping a mudhole in Snape's chest. Snape, ducks a clothesline... EXPELLIARMUS.... Captain counters into an ankle lock! "Tap Snape! TAP!" Snape tries to get out only to be put into the REBATE POWERBOMB! 1.2.3! Captain Carpentry is the new number 1 contender!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcPrnrQxuw0
OHHH SHIT, We've heard this "music" before... Fuck, can we have a main event here at SWC WITHOUT it getting interrupted? One Direction surround Captain Carpentry & Snape in the ring, it's a brawl! Can anyone help
*Explosion*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XOfE96ABFI
You can feel an eerie presence... It can only be... Ronald McDonald, who looking down, makes his way to ringside & HE starts beating down one direction members, double chokeslam to the outside. NOW IT'S A FAIR FIGHT! Ronald doesn't care about SWC, all he likes is pain, sensing blood, he throws one of THEM through my broadcast table & One Direction are sent packing!
Match 1: Barry Scott vs Shrek
Scott: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dT2iE1OBGk
Shrek: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVjP-xlw6U4
Oh my god, we always had entrance themes! Just that this week we're advertising it a bit more! Anyway, Barry Scott picking up an impressive win against Darth Vader last week, this week oh stiff kick to Barry's face. This opponent doesn't suffer from explosive diarrhea, Shrek picking up Barry Scott for the SWAMP DROP! Cover 1.2.3! A quick match just to pump the fans up.
Winner: Shrek
Match 2: IC Title match: James May vs Eddy
May: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oidm5Zfw_SA
Eddy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSpF68DX3TE
Well this could end well, James May the IC Champion since April. Looking for an easy win, but Eddy is on a lucky streak lately having won a tenner on a scratch card, sending May face first into the turnbuckle just for May to counter, sending Eddy face first. Eddy receives a choke hold, keeping him down. Before Eddy could break the hold, May takes him down & CLUTCH CONTROL! Eddy taps! James May retains, Gabe Logan & Spider-Man stare down May in the ring...
Logan: "James May, I think I speak for these great fans when I say... Next sunday, I want a title shot at the King of Noons PPV."
*cheers*
Peter Griffin vs Niko Bellic
Niko: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBI05wBYio
Peter: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXLqMB6vBic&feature=fvsr
Yoshimitsu is ringside for this event, I hope he's spectating. Niko Bellic decks Griffin in the jaw, Griffin returns with a left & shoves Bellic to the corner, changing his mind & what a slam into the mat, Bellic gets up and counters Peter's run into a back body drop. Man this match sure is ugly, it's the worst match of the year so far. Peter Griffin is thrown onto Yoshimitsu outside, excuse me... "OH MY GOD ED, WHY ARE YOU HURTING YOSHIMITSU?" Bastard deserves it. Match ended in a DQ. Arse
Match 4: Paul Chuckle vs Lou
Chuckle: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSmK5y5co7U
Lou: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi23mzPj7_4
Oh my, a classic awaits us! Lou locks up with Paul Chuckle, these two are members of SWC's best tag teams, Little Britain have won 14 tag titles together a few in WWE, 1 TNA & Japan, but 2 in SWC, can they make a 15th reign though on sunday? But he'd have to beat Paul Chuckle, Queen Suplex coming up... Paul rolls up Lou! 1.2.3! Paul Chuckle beats Lou, countering his finisher!
Main Event: Captain Carpentry vs Snape
Captain: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs5QGN-zhwM&feature=related
Snape: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q6FXOdDSP8
This rivalry continues, will they beat the shit out of eachother or will they put on a classic? Tonight, they will... Beat the shit out of eachother, did I mention that this is a #1 contendership match? oops... Captain Carpentry stomping a mudhole in Snape's chest. Snape, ducks a clothesline... EXPELLIARMUS.... Captain counters into an ankle lock! "Tap Snape! TAP!" Snape tries to get out only to be put into the REBATE POWERBOMB! 1.2.3! Captain Carpentry is the new number 1 contender!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcPrnrQxuw0
OHHH SHIT, We've heard this "music" before... Fuck, can we have a main event here at SWC WITHOUT it getting interrupted? One Direction surround Captain Carpentry & Snape in the ring, it's a brawl! Can anyone help
*Explosion*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XOfE96ABFI
You can feel an eerie presence... It can only be... Ronald McDonald, who looking down, makes his way to ringside & HE starts beating down one direction members, double chokeslam to the outside. NOW IT'S A FAIR FIGHT! Ronald doesn't care about SWC, all he likes is pain, sensing blood, he throws one of THEM through my broadcast table & One Direction are sent packing!
That's okay he deserved it.