Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 12, 2012 3:54:48 GMT -5
Lots of matches tonight. Including the 1st King of Noons tournament, where the winner can call themselves King of Noons (if creative agree) also a title match or two.
Borat vs Justin Bieber Round 1
Theme: Borat :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HnZQWzWcg8&feature=related Bieber: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMryQlJtZRk
Borat, getting this exciting tournament underway slamming Bieber to the mat, but Justin Bieber kicks him from the floor stunning Borat, cover 1.2 so nearly 3... Borat is thrown to the corner, Borat kicked Bieber as he tried to run at him, Borat on the top rope elbow drop, both men down. I'd like to take this opportunity to promote the new SWC Internet Exclusive Little Britain action figures... NO TIME, cover 1.2.3 Bieber steals one...
Match 2: Gun Jack vs George
Theme: Gun Jack: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCMG_RblJe8&feature=related George: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut7dB82uX5I&feature=related
This could be quick, George slaps Jack & that wasn't a good move! Jack is angry, charging up a punch... THWACK! George is out cold! Gun Jack on the top rope... DIVE BOMBER!! 1.2.3 Gun Jack pulls off an upset! He meets Borat in the quarter final.
Match 3: Captain Carpentry vs James Bond
Theme: Captain Carpentry: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs5QGN-zhwM&feature=related
Bond: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sjG3jrIca8
Handshake between two friends, and straight into the tie-up 007 tried the sharpshooter & Captain Carpentry counters into a roll-up 1.2 kickout by Bond who immediately targets the ankle with an STF, the captain breaks the hold & reacts with a takedown putting 007 in a boston crab, Bond with an interesting counter rolling up the captain 1.2 kickout, Captain Carpentry with the offense awesome suplex & that nerve hold locked tight! These two are having the match of the year! 007 counters 1.2 kickout again, 007 changes his style by mixing strikes and technical wrestling, Captain Carpentry ducks 007's right, REBATE POWERBOMB! 1.2.3! Captain Carpentry advances, but not without shaking Bond's hand, these two with an amazing show of respect.
Match 4: Lou vs Shrek
Themes: Lou: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi23mzPj7_4
Shrek: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVjP-xlw6U4
How the fuck did Shrek get on the card tonight, Lou could have faced anyone... Even his own tag team partner Andy. Quickest match as Lou goes for that Queen Suplex Pin... Shrek counters... SWAMP DROP 1.2.3! SHREK WINS! SHREK WINS~! What an upset! Can Shrek win the whole tournament?!?
Semi final 1: Gun Jack vs Justin Bieber
Themes: Look at their previous matches
This could be easy, Jack is almost 4 times the size of Bieber, who early cover 1. kickout by Gun Jack, Bieber ducks Jack's vicious right hand... Only to run into his boot. Out cold, Bieber rises up only to be choked out by Gun Jack, cover 1.2.3! Gun Jack wins and is through to the final!
Semi final 2: Shrek vs Captain Carpentry
These two are already underway, using various holds & counters to try to get to the final. The winner of the NEXT match will be the King of Noons! *Lights go out* What's going on, it's not a bloody electrical fault, I hope it's not that dodgy electrician playing with the wires again... I see/hear static on the titantron! Phew it's stopped... OH GOD IT'S THE SCARY SUIT GUY AGAIN! He's just standing at the stage... He's too scary to look at! I'm hiding under the desk, see ya. Shrek uses the distraction well. 1.2.3! *whispering* Do my eyes deceive me?!? The winner of this match SHREK! Scary guy is gone. Phew!
Final: Gun Jack vs Shrek
This is an all out brawl, if anyone can withstand those blows it is Shrek. they're just fighting, it's been like this for 4 minutes. Shrek going for a swamp drop... Gun Jack counters, into a powerslam making the ring shake! Gun Jack, getting a ladder & climbs it... DIVE BOMBER, OFF THE LADDER. 1.2.3! Gun Jack is the King of Noons! Will he call himself King Jack? Or just use "2012 King of Noons winner" Gun Jack? Either way it's time to go home, SCARY GUY IN THE SUIT WAS BEHIND ME THE WHOLE TIME! WWWAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Borat vs Justin Bieber Round 1
Theme: Borat :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HnZQWzWcg8&feature=related Bieber: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMryQlJtZRk
Borat, getting this exciting tournament underway slamming Bieber to the mat, but Justin Bieber kicks him from the floor stunning Borat, cover 1.2 so nearly 3... Borat is thrown to the corner, Borat kicked Bieber as he tried to run at him, Borat on the top rope elbow drop, both men down. I'd like to take this opportunity to promote the new SWC Internet Exclusive Little Britain action figures... NO TIME, cover 1.2.3 Bieber steals one...
Match 2: Gun Jack vs George
Theme: Gun Jack: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCMG_RblJe8&feature=related George: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut7dB82uX5I&feature=related
This could be quick, George slaps Jack & that wasn't a good move! Jack is angry, charging up a punch... THWACK! George is out cold! Gun Jack on the top rope... DIVE BOMBER!! 1.2.3 Gun Jack pulls off an upset! He meets Borat in the quarter final.
Match 3: Captain Carpentry vs James Bond
Theme: Captain Carpentry: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs5QGN-zhwM&feature=related
Bond: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sjG3jrIca8
Handshake between two friends, and straight into the tie-up 007 tried the sharpshooter & Captain Carpentry counters into a roll-up 1.2 kickout by Bond who immediately targets the ankle with an STF, the captain breaks the hold & reacts with a takedown putting 007 in a boston crab, Bond with an interesting counter rolling up the captain 1.2 kickout, Captain Carpentry with the offense awesome suplex & that nerve hold locked tight! These two are having the match of the year! 007 counters 1.2 kickout again, 007 changes his style by mixing strikes and technical wrestling, Captain Carpentry ducks 007's right, REBATE POWERBOMB! 1.2.3! Captain Carpentry advances, but not without shaking Bond's hand, these two with an amazing show of respect.
Match 4: Lou vs Shrek
Themes: Lou: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi23mzPj7_4
Shrek: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVjP-xlw6U4
How the fuck did Shrek get on the card tonight, Lou could have faced anyone... Even his own tag team partner Andy. Quickest match as Lou goes for that Queen Suplex Pin... Shrek counters... SWAMP DROP 1.2.3! SHREK WINS! SHREK WINS~! What an upset! Can Shrek win the whole tournament?!?
Semi final 1: Gun Jack vs Justin Bieber
Themes: Look at their previous matches
This could be easy, Jack is almost 4 times the size of Bieber, who early cover 1. kickout by Gun Jack, Bieber ducks Jack's vicious right hand... Only to run into his boot. Out cold, Bieber rises up only to be choked out by Gun Jack, cover 1.2.3! Gun Jack wins and is through to the final!
Semi final 2: Shrek vs Captain Carpentry
These two are already underway, using various holds & counters to try to get to the final. The winner of the NEXT match will be the King of Noons! *Lights go out* What's going on, it's not a bloody electrical fault, I hope it's not that dodgy electrician playing with the wires again... I see/hear static on the titantron! Phew it's stopped... OH GOD IT'S THE SCARY SUIT GUY AGAIN! He's just standing at the stage... He's too scary to look at! I'm hiding under the desk, see ya. Shrek uses the distraction well. 1.2.3! *whispering* Do my eyes deceive me?!? The winner of this match SHREK! Scary guy is gone. Phew!
Final: Gun Jack vs Shrek
This is an all out brawl, if anyone can withstand those blows it is Shrek. they're just fighting, it's been like this for 4 minutes. Shrek going for a swamp drop... Gun Jack counters, into a powerslam making the ring shake! Gun Jack, getting a ladder & climbs it... DIVE BOMBER, OFF THE LADDER. 1.2.3! Gun Jack is the King of Noons! Will he call himself King Jack? Or just use "2012 King of Noons winner" Gun Jack? Either way it's time to go home, SCARY GUY IN THE SUIT WAS BEHIND ME THE WHOLE TIME! WWWAAAAAAAHHH!!!
