Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 13, 2012 5:04:16 GMT -5
Holy shit, suit guy is gonna be here tonight. At least the apple mystery will be solved... Next
Match 1: HardKOK Title Lou vs "Apple Guy"
Theme: Lou: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi23mzPj7_4
Apple: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNKH-Ayp2mc
Guy: "My name is... Neil Dimmick! I didn't mean to scare anyone, just wanted to make a big impact."
Well the bell is rung & Dimmick threw an apple at Lou's head, knocking him to the canvas Lou needs to get hardcore as Dimmick steel chair in hand, Lou dropkicks it into Dimmick! He felt that one, as Lou props up Dimmick in the corner, here's the run.... OUCH, bollocks first into the ring post! Dimmick now with a Spin Out Sideslam cover... 1.2.3! Dimmick is the new HardKOK Champion on his first night, here in SWC! What an upset!
Match 2: Spider-Man vs Niko Bellic
Theme: Spidey: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psdl5xRmrZ0
Bellic: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBI05wBYio
These two don't seem to feature a lot, so maybe someone decided to give them a tryout. Who knows? Niko Bellic popped Spidey in the jaw, Niko is the man responsible for breaking George's jaw 4 months ago, but somehow is no closer to a title shot. Spidey with a roll-up 1.2 kickout stiff kick to Spidey's jaw as Niko picks him up & Flatliner connecting. 1.2.3! Quick match, nothing special.
Match 3: IC Title match James May vs Open Challenge
May "You see, I came to SWC for a challenge. I left OHW when they died & all they had was utter pillocks. It seems that there is no wrestler here half good enough to beat me, SHUT UP FANS, I didn't ask for you to pop up, so if anyone backstage wants to come out."
*Entrance*
May "Are you serious? Rey?!?"
Rey: "yh i fight for ic champ belt yes"
OK, May has knocked Rey to the floor & locked him in the Clutch Control, Rey taps. Waste of a match.... *STATIC APPEARS ON THE TITANTRON* The arena has just come a bit cold, I know what this could be... *Static stops, lights go out* www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIeUkKr8aNQ Oh god, it's the suit guy! He has a microphone!
: "..." *tries to talk* "I... AM... SLENDERMAN!" HE'S GOT REY! RUN REY, HE SAID TO ME HE'S LOOKING FOR A VICTIM! *The lights have gone again* Rey's gone... But Slenderman is in the ring... Could he have... Nah.
Match 4: Captain Carpentry vs Andy
This match is a challenge, Captain Carpentry is the number 1 contender, while Andy is one of the hardest superstars in the world! Ooft those headbutts from Andy, believe me they hurt. Like being struck with a brick. Can the Captain recover? He's getting the hurt put on him. Andy with a spear 1.2.3. Well you can't fault the Captain, Andy is a tough opponent & Andy had the confidence to beat the captain.
Andy: "Why did Lou get a title match & I didn't. When we wrestled all the world over, who 'ad more world titles, that's right Lou I did, you are a 3 time world champion, I have held 6. You might be a former WWE champion, guess what. SO AM I, I held that belt for a month less but I had 1 more reign than you, I WANT A DAMN TITLE SHOT!"
Main Event: James Bond vs George vs Ronald McDonald
I swear Ronald McDonald get scarier by the second, oh look who showed up, these 5 twats One fucking Direction. Look guys fuck off from our company, no one cares & your only fan here in SWC is gone! Oh now they've stormed the ring, great they aren't attacking the superstars but now they've upset paying fans. Ronald McDonald with a double chokeslam to George & a 1 direction member, 007 pins George 1.2.3 in the chaos Bond wins, but he and McDonald try to clear one direction from the ring, but this time they fail. George don't throw McDonald out you stupid bastard! Oh god, steel chair to George's head by a one direction, he's out. George's selfishness caused the worst to happen to SWC, a One fucking Direction concert!
Match 1: HardKOK Title Lou vs "Apple Guy"
Theme: Lou: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi23mzPj7_4
Apple: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNKH-Ayp2mc
Guy: "My name is... Neil Dimmick! I didn't mean to scare anyone, just wanted to make a big impact."
Well the bell is rung & Dimmick threw an apple at Lou's head, knocking him to the canvas Lou needs to get hardcore as Dimmick steel chair in hand, Lou dropkicks it into Dimmick! He felt that one, as Lou props up Dimmick in the corner, here's the run.... OUCH, bollocks first into the ring post! Dimmick now with a Spin Out Sideslam cover... 1.2.3! Dimmick is the new HardKOK Champion on his first night, here in SWC! What an upset!
Match 2: Spider-Man vs Niko Bellic
Theme: Spidey: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psdl5xRmrZ0
Bellic: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBI05wBYio
These two don't seem to feature a lot, so maybe someone decided to give them a tryout. Who knows? Niko Bellic popped Spidey in the jaw, Niko is the man responsible for breaking George's jaw 4 months ago, but somehow is no closer to a title shot. Spidey with a roll-up 1.2 kickout stiff kick to Spidey's jaw as Niko picks him up & Flatliner connecting. 1.2.3! Quick match, nothing special.
Match 3: IC Title match James May vs Open Challenge
May "You see, I came to SWC for a challenge. I left OHW when they died & all they had was utter pillocks. It seems that there is no wrestler here half good enough to beat me, SHUT UP FANS, I didn't ask for you to pop up, so if anyone backstage wants to come out."
*Entrance*
May "Are you serious? Rey?!?"
Rey: "yh i fight for ic champ belt yes"
OK, May has knocked Rey to the floor & locked him in the Clutch Control, Rey taps. Waste of a match.... *STATIC APPEARS ON THE TITANTRON* The arena has just come a bit cold, I know what this could be... *Static stops, lights go out* www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIeUkKr8aNQ Oh god, it's the suit guy! He has a microphone!
: "..." *tries to talk* "I... AM... SLENDERMAN!" HE'S GOT REY! RUN REY, HE SAID TO ME HE'S LOOKING FOR A VICTIM! *The lights have gone again* Rey's gone... But Slenderman is in the ring... Could he have... Nah.Match 4: Captain Carpentry vs Andy
This match is a challenge, Captain Carpentry is the number 1 contender, while Andy is one of the hardest superstars in the world! Ooft those headbutts from Andy, believe me they hurt. Like being struck with a brick. Can the Captain recover? He's getting the hurt put on him. Andy with a spear 1.2.3. Well you can't fault the Captain, Andy is a tough opponent & Andy had the confidence to beat the captain.
Andy: "Why did Lou get a title match & I didn't. When we wrestled all the world over, who 'ad more world titles, that's right Lou I did, you are a 3 time world champion, I have held 6. You might be a former WWE champion, guess what. SO AM I, I held that belt for a month less but I had 1 more reign than you, I WANT A DAMN TITLE SHOT!"
Main Event: James Bond vs George vs Ronald McDonald
I swear Ronald McDonald get scarier by the second, oh look who showed up, these 5 twats One fucking Direction. Look guys fuck off from our company, no one cares & your only fan here in SWC is gone! Oh now they've stormed the ring, great they aren't attacking the superstars but now they've upset paying fans. Ronald McDonald with a double chokeslam to George & a 1 direction member, 007 pins George 1.2.3 in the chaos Bond wins, but he and McDonald try to clear one direction from the ring, but this time they fail. George don't throw McDonald out you stupid bastard! Oh god, steel chair to George's head by a one direction, he's out. George's selfishness caused the worst to happen to SWC, a One fucking Direction concert!
