Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 20, 2012 12:39:10 GMT -5
Well, good news & bad news... The good news is that SWC is creating a new brand KOKDown! Will air on Fridays. The bad news is there is no matches tonight.
The anonymous SWC President will start the draft...
President: "34 superstars on the roster, who are now free agents waiting to be assigned their new brands, each brand will get 17 picks each. Even though there are only 33 superstars, Rey will be included to even it up. I will be representing RAWR! A general manager will be chosen I have hand picked will represent KOKDown. So lets get shit going!"
The first pick will go to KOKDown. The titantron is moving a selector around a character selection menu, it is... Lou!
One half of Little Britain! A tag team no more...
RAWR!'s #1 pick goes to... That screen is doing it's thing... Yoshimitsu!
Yoshimitsu's on RAWR! He wants to make it big.
Onward to each brand's number twos, let's hope they aren't real number twos! RAWR! to choose next. Is it a good pick, the screen does it's thing... Shrek!
A real number 2! A shoddy pick, a booby prize. KOKDown celebrates.
KOKDown can't do worse... Can they? The KOKDown GM in his shroud of mystery inputs the data for the screen to work it's magic... It has drawn Neil Dimmick!
The apple man, HardKOK Champion & 2nd newest superstar Neil Dimmick! Not bad.
Round 3. still a long ways to go yet.
RAWR! goes first as we eagerly await, going to the red brand is... Slenderman! Oh just what I needed, A scary guy in a suit scaring people, abducting & murdering them. Arse.
KOKDown, the choice is yours... They chose... Eddy! Another Tag Team split up by the draft! Only one tag team left!
4th pick coming up after some adverts & softcore porn.
RAWR chooses next, they selected... Gabriel Logan! The secret agent who stopped the Syphon Filter outbreaks! Yeah, RAWR! is going for it!
KOKDown need a big pick here... They get Borat! He has hardly featured, they needed to go big & they aren't going big just yet.
Draft pick number 5! RAWR! To choose... It's a controversial one... I'm afraid it's bad news for the tag team champions, the Ed's... Edd! You have been drafted to RAWR! Oh my, Edd might be on his own with Eddy on KOKDown, or will Ed join him on RAWR!?
KOKDown need a big pick, or they might as well quit the draft... The screen announces that they have chosen... IT IS A BIG PICK AFTERALL, THEY HAVE CHOSEN.... GEORGE! THE FABULOUS ONE ON KOKDOWN!
6th pick, KOKDown went big, RAWR went controversial. This is exciting... RAWR has chosen... Barry Scott.
KOKDown has chosen... Homer Simpson. Pretty crap picks overall.
Lucky number 7, so far it's been pretty damn quiet. I just hope it picks up. RAWR! Needs big picks here... Spider-Man! The high flying, acrobatic, friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man! KOKDown the choice is yours... You have chosen... ANDY! Little Britain are back together!
Round eight, Rey still hasn't been picked yet, he could be next! RAWR! The screen thingy does it's business... Louis Spence will be a RAWR! Superstar! While KOKDown, they have chosen... The hottest free agent in wrestling, the winner of SWC NextGen, Mumford!
Number 9, Number 9... RAWR! you have the choice, make it count. In a way they did, Gun Jack! 7'2 300 lbs of steel! KOKDown pick Osama
The big one zero! RAWR! is always bloody first, see the pattern emerging? Oh for god sake, it is a bit tedious... Paul Chuckle was chosen by the way. KOKDown have Niko Bellic. Did you really miss anything, Paul Chuckle is a star but, Niko hasn't done anything of note, we're going to a break. At least we get to see tits & disaster footage...
We're back, pick number 11, RAWR! need a gooden, they have got a gooden, SEVERUS SNAPE! He's on RAWR! KOKDown need to better it though... They've equalled it! James Bond! 007 is on KOKDown!
Getting on a bit now, pick 12. RAWR! inputs the data in the machine... Shit pick, it's Mario! KOKDown now sticking the finger up at RAWR! Peter Griffin is a KOKDown superstar!
On the contrary to pick number 7, it's unlucky for some... 13! RAWR! chooses... Unlucky. Darth Vader. KOKDown... EXTREMELY LUCKY, THEY'VE ONLY GONE & PICKED CAPTAIN CARPENTRY~!
Fourteenth time round, RAWR, computer, yadda yadda. They have... Barry Chuckle! KOKDown have... Justin Bieber, YES I ESCAPE HIS SHIT SINGING!
15th round, getting tense. The SWC Champion, Intercontinental Champ hasn't been picked & Ed, whatever brand he is on, is where the tag titles end up. RAWR chooses Luigi! What a waste. KOKDown choose... Ed! The Tag Team Titles are on KOKDown!
The second to last picks, Ronald McDonald, Rey, James May & The Stig, need new brands. RAWR! nervously step up to the computer... James May! The Intercontinental Champion! Is on RAWR! The last KOKDown pick goes to... Ronald McDonald!
Now then... Both brands have one pick left, Rey... Or the SWC Champion, The Stig. This is going to be settled by a 'which hand is the penny in' now choose!
RAWR!: "Left"
KOKDown: "Right"
The penny was in my... Left hand! RAWR! Get to choose, just don't waste it picking Rey...
RAWR: "We choose... The Stig!"
President: "That means KOKDown gets Rey. We at SWC wish everyone the best at their respective brands, this concludes the draft. We apologise for not having any scheduled matches. Thank you and good night."
The anonymous SWC President will start the draft...
President: "34 superstars on the roster, who are now free agents waiting to be assigned their new brands, each brand will get 17 picks each. Even though there are only 33 superstars, Rey will be included to even it up. I will be representing RAWR! A general manager will be chosen I have hand picked will represent KOKDown. So lets get shit going!"
The first pick will go to KOKDown. The titantron is moving a selector around a character selection menu, it is... Lou!
One half of Little Britain! A tag team no more...
RAWR!'s #1 pick goes to... That screen is doing it's thing... Yoshimitsu!
Yoshimitsu's on RAWR! He wants to make it big.
Onward to each brand's number twos, let's hope they aren't real number twos! RAWR! to choose next. Is it a good pick, the screen does it's thing... Shrek!
A real number 2! A shoddy pick, a booby prize. KOKDown celebrates.
KOKDown can't do worse... Can they? The KOKDown GM in his shroud of mystery inputs the data for the screen to work it's magic... It has drawn Neil Dimmick!
The apple man, HardKOK Champion & 2nd newest superstar Neil Dimmick! Not bad.
Round 3. still a long ways to go yet.
RAWR! goes first as we eagerly await, going to the red brand is... Slenderman! Oh just what I needed, A scary guy in a suit scaring people, abducting & murdering them. Arse.
KOKDown, the choice is yours... They chose... Eddy! Another Tag Team split up by the draft! Only one tag team left!
4th pick coming up after some adverts & softcore porn.
RAWR chooses next, they selected... Gabriel Logan! The secret agent who stopped the Syphon Filter outbreaks! Yeah, RAWR! is going for it!
KOKDown need a big pick here... They get Borat! He has hardly featured, they needed to go big & they aren't going big just yet.
Draft pick number 5! RAWR! To choose... It's a controversial one... I'm afraid it's bad news for the tag team champions, the Ed's... Edd! You have been drafted to RAWR! Oh my, Edd might be on his own with Eddy on KOKDown, or will Ed join him on RAWR!?
KOKDown need a big pick, or they might as well quit the draft... The screen announces that they have chosen... IT IS A BIG PICK AFTERALL, THEY HAVE CHOSEN.... GEORGE! THE FABULOUS ONE ON KOKDOWN!
6th pick, KOKDown went big, RAWR went controversial. This is exciting... RAWR has chosen... Barry Scott.
KOKDown has chosen... Homer Simpson. Pretty crap picks overall.
Lucky number 7, so far it's been pretty damn quiet. I just hope it picks up. RAWR! Needs big picks here... Spider-Man! The high flying, acrobatic, friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man! KOKDown the choice is yours... You have chosen... ANDY! Little Britain are back together!
Round eight, Rey still hasn't been picked yet, he could be next! RAWR! The screen thingy does it's business... Louis Spence will be a RAWR! Superstar! While KOKDown, they have chosen... The hottest free agent in wrestling, the winner of SWC NextGen, Mumford!
Number 9, Number 9... RAWR! you have the choice, make it count. In a way they did, Gun Jack! 7'2 300 lbs of steel! KOKDown pick Osama
The big one zero! RAWR! is always bloody first, see the pattern emerging? Oh for god sake, it is a bit tedious... Paul Chuckle was chosen by the way. KOKDown have Niko Bellic. Did you really miss anything, Paul Chuckle is a star but, Niko hasn't done anything of note, we're going to a break. At least we get to see tits & disaster footage...
We're back, pick number 11, RAWR! need a gooden, they have got a gooden, SEVERUS SNAPE! He's on RAWR! KOKDown need to better it though... They've equalled it! James Bond! 007 is on KOKDown!
Getting on a bit now, pick 12. RAWR! inputs the data in the machine... Shit pick, it's Mario! KOKDown now sticking the finger up at RAWR! Peter Griffin is a KOKDown superstar!
On the contrary to pick number 7, it's unlucky for some... 13! RAWR! chooses... Unlucky. Darth Vader. KOKDown... EXTREMELY LUCKY, THEY'VE ONLY GONE & PICKED CAPTAIN CARPENTRY~!
Fourteenth time round, RAWR, computer, yadda yadda. They have... Barry Chuckle! KOKDown have... Justin Bieber, YES I ESCAPE HIS SHIT SINGING!
15th round, getting tense. The SWC Champion, Intercontinental Champ hasn't been picked & Ed, whatever brand he is on, is where the tag titles end up. RAWR chooses Luigi! What a waste. KOKDown choose... Ed! The Tag Team Titles are on KOKDown!
The second to last picks, Ronald McDonald, Rey, James May & The Stig, need new brands. RAWR! nervously step up to the computer... James May! The Intercontinental Champion! Is on RAWR! The last KOKDown pick goes to... Ronald McDonald!
Now then... Both brands have one pick left, Rey... Or the SWC Champion, The Stig. This is going to be settled by a 'which hand is the penny in' now choose!
RAWR!: "Left"
KOKDown: "Right"
The penny was in my... Left hand! RAWR! Get to choose, just don't waste it picking Rey...
RAWR: "We choose... The Stig!"
President: "That means KOKDown gets Rey. We at SWC wish everyone the best at their respective brands, this concludes the draft. We apologise for not having any scheduled matches. Thank you and good night."
