Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 24, 2012 12:39:12 GMT -5
The first KOKDown! ever! We hope it's a good one.
Match 1: HardKOK Title: Dimmick vs Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber can regain the HardKOK Title, if he can beat Dimmick. One move can settle this one, Bieber squirts the water bottle at Dimmick blinding him, schoolboy 1.2... Kickout, Dimmick needs to get his arse up & kick Bieber's teeth in, it... Chair shot to the head, Bieber down. Oh who's this it's... Rey! Chairshot to Rey! Cover on Bieber 1.2.3! Neil Dimmick retains the HardKOK Title!
Match 2: Mumford vs Homer Simpson
Homer: "Damn, I feel like I'm wasting my time here. Getting lumped with a metalfuck, and having to train rookies when I should be getting a title shot? SWC NextGen was a waste, I mean who is Trevor Rent? Damn rook.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF4aaFRTUM0
OHHH MY. The long awaited debut of Mumford! He's bunnyhopping on his pushbike! He's a loony.
Homer: "Who the hell are you?"
Mumford: "MY NAME IS MUMFORD~! WOOOHOOOO~!"
Clothesline by Homer, who shouts ring the bell. This isn't classy, just because you got metalfuck as a rookie, oh Mumford with a unseen eyepoke, left, right & dropkick Mumford is gaining momentum, oh he's got Homer's head, he's wrapped his trenchcoat around it! Mumford is putting Homer's head in the inside of his trenchcoat! Homer taps out! Mumford runs around the ring similar to Santino Marella! He's excited!
Borat vs Lou
Borat sweeps Lou's legs & bridge pin... Lou slowly lifts himself up changing direction... QUEEN SUPLEX PIN! 1.2.3! Borat is protesting the count but it stands! Borat chasing Lou, he has a rubber fist SWC is having a meeting upstairs with people who are very important, NOOO They've gone in there... Borat has caught him! Cosh round the head of Lou!
Main Event: Andy vs George
SWC General Manager will also be revealed next!
Me: "Ladies & Gentlemen, please welcome your new SWC KOKDown general manager... Tell you what, we haven't officially chosen, as soon as the voices in my earpi... That's the cue... We'll let his music play."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUOXOtsUIc8&feature=relmfu
OH. MY. GOD, I KNOW WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO USE WWE SUPERSTARS, BUT OH MY GOD.
GM:(If you don't click the link, you won't know) "Hey. Assboxes, eyes forward. Since KOKDown! doesn't have a title, I'm gonna introduce a world title equivalent, it's not quite the SWC Championship. But it's a world title, so Andy, George. Get out here, you two are kicking ass for it!"
You heard the star, George wastes no time striking Andy, but Andy can hit a whole lot harder! Ouch, that jaw don't look to solid I hope George can still stand, he might need to fight off "those guys." Look who showed up, it's One Direction! They're ringside, if they sing, I leave. Andy threw George onto a member of One Direction, I don't know any of their names, but I know they suck! They throw George into the ring, Andy SPEAR! He took advantage... 1.2.3! Andy wins the world title! One Direction attack but they get sent back by new GM C**** J******
Match 1: HardKOK Title: Dimmick vs Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber can regain the HardKOK Title, if he can beat Dimmick. One move can settle this one, Bieber squirts the water bottle at Dimmick blinding him, schoolboy 1.2... Kickout, Dimmick needs to get his arse up & kick Bieber's teeth in, it... Chair shot to the head, Bieber down. Oh who's this it's... Rey! Chairshot to Rey! Cover on Bieber 1.2.3! Neil Dimmick retains the HardKOK Title!
Match 2: Mumford vs Homer Simpson
Homer: "Damn, I feel like I'm wasting my time here. Getting lumped with a metalfuck, and having to train rookies when I should be getting a title shot? SWC NextGen was a waste, I mean who is Trevor Rent? Damn rook.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF4aaFRTUM0
OHHH MY. The long awaited debut of Mumford! He's bunnyhopping on his pushbike! He's a loony.
Homer: "Who the hell are you?"
Mumford: "MY NAME IS MUMFORD~! WOOOHOOOO~!"
Clothesline by Homer, who shouts ring the bell. This isn't classy, just because you got metalfuck as a rookie, oh Mumford with a unseen eyepoke, left, right & dropkick Mumford is gaining momentum, oh he's got Homer's head, he's wrapped his trenchcoat around it! Mumford is putting Homer's head in the inside of his trenchcoat! Homer taps out! Mumford runs around the ring similar to Santino Marella! He's excited!
Borat vs Lou
Borat sweeps Lou's legs & bridge pin... Lou slowly lifts himself up changing direction... QUEEN SUPLEX PIN! 1.2.3! Borat is protesting the count but it stands! Borat chasing Lou, he has a rubber fist SWC is having a meeting upstairs with people who are very important, NOOO They've gone in there... Borat has caught him! Cosh round the head of Lou!
Main Event: Andy vs George
SWC General Manager will also be revealed next!
Me: "Ladies & Gentlemen, please welcome your new SWC KOKDown general manager... Tell you what, we haven't officially chosen, as soon as the voices in my earpi... That's the cue... We'll let his music play."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUOXOtsUIc8&feature=relmfu
OH. MY. GOD, I KNOW WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO USE WWE SUPERSTARS, BUT OH MY GOD.
GM:(If you don't click the link, you won't know) "Hey. Assboxes, eyes forward. Since KOKDown! doesn't have a title, I'm gonna introduce a world title equivalent, it's not quite the SWC Championship. But it's a world title, so Andy, George. Get out here, you two are kicking ass for it!"
You heard the star, George wastes no time striking Andy, but Andy can hit a whole lot harder! Ouch, that jaw don't look to solid I hope George can still stand, he might need to fight off "those guys." Look who showed up, it's One Direction! They're ringside, if they sing, I leave. Andy threw George onto a member of One Direction, I don't know any of their names, but I know they suck! They throw George into the ring, Andy SPEAR! He took advantage... 1.2.3! Andy wins the world title! One Direction attack but they get sent back by new GM C**** J******
