SWC KOKDown! 31/8/12

[Elder Gohan]

Keeping things short this week

HardKOK Title: Dimmick vs 007

James Bond locks Dimmick in the sharpshooter, Dimmick counters by coshing 007 with an apple & throwing him outta the ring, here comes Rey from behind missing Dimmick & going headfirst into the steps, what a tit. Dimmick uses this distraction to steal the match.

Match 2: Borat vs Eddy

Borat: "Jagshemash, my name a Borat & I fight a man who is a midget who like big sugar balls in his mouth. Chenquieh!"

Borat outwrestles Eddy in 4 minutes flat, Kazakhstani Krush! 1.2.3

Match 3: Mumford vs Niko Bellic

Alot of dancing & lunacy, Mumford uses his Trenchcoat submission.

Main Event: Ronald McDonald vs Andy & Lou

McDonald still crazy, I'm scared. He destroyed Little Britain in minutes... One Direction again storm the ring & GM Chris Jericho is nowhere... Oh here he is! Ahh false alarm & we get another bloody concert. Bollocks

[DJ]

Rey is definitely burger boobs.

Borat won!

MUMFORDEH

God damn One Direction won't stop. Can anyone stop them?

[Elder Gohan]

A big burger boobeh!

I guess he just needed confidence

Mumford! He wants a HardKOK Title shot soon

Damn, someones gotta do something to stop them

[DJ]

He's not exactly big...

Confidence will do a lot for you.

Mumford already deserves a title shot too.

metalfuck was better than One Direction tbh.

[Elder Gohan]

A skinny big burger boobeh!

He could go on a run of victories

He should try for the HardKOK Title soon

metalfuck has more of a chance of being the champ than One Direction, but in the rankings he's behind Mario, me, some production guy & a crash test dummy

[DJ]

Little rey!

I suppose, but so could anybody tbh.

Mumford would make a good HardKOK champion.

One Direction has to go, isn't there anything Chris Jericho can do?