Post by Elder Gohan on Sept 19, 2012 6:34:24 GMT -5
There won't be many matches tonight, 1 title match & KOKDown! vs RAWR tag match & of course the announcement of the KOKDown! GM.
KOKDown! vs RAWR for PS3 & Xbox 360!
Slenderman & Snape represent RAWR, KOKDown have Ronald McDonald & George.
George starts the match against Snape, back suplex. Neither man wants to concede a tag, because Ronald McDonald in his current state is deadly, as is Slenderman. George locks in an ankle lock, Snape makes the tag to Slenderman, uh oh George has stopped dead in his tracks, Slenderman's got him! Elbow to the face, George is crawling towards Ronald make the tag... Slender grabs him & sidewalk slam, then locking in an armbar... George counters & tags in Ronald McDonald... Slenderman & McDonald stare eachother down, a huge roar as the giants collide! Scoop slam by Slenderman, McDonald straight up & throws Slenderman out of the ring, blows being exchanged! They're gonna get counted out... they have been counted out, but they're still going!
SWC World Title match: Mumford (c) vs Captain Carpentry
Mumford & the captain shake hands, two fine athletes going to face off for the world heavyweight title, Mumford lifts the captain up for a powerbomb... Hurricanrana by Captain Carpentry, Mumford's meteoric rise into the main event is nothing short of miraculous, but Captain Carpentry could derail the dream tonight if he wins... REBATE POWERBOMB! 1.2... KICKOUT BY MUMFORD! Oh my god! Mumford is struggling to get to his feet, countering the Captain's submission into one of his own, using that trenchcoat gogoplata, Captain Carpentry lifts him up... 2 REBATE POWERBOMBS! This must be it. 1.2.3! It was a great match that crowned a new champion! The Captain is finally a world champion! Mumford shakes his hand & is going crazy, but eventually leaves the ring on his bike. Salute your fans Captain, you are the SWC World Heavyweight Champion!
KOKDown! General Manager, who are you?
Here it is, the moment we let the public decide. We have counted up the votes, with erm... a.. We're not quite sure what it is, but it looks to be half eaten... Phenis! With 2 votes & an orange peel... Brian the crash test dummy! Also with 2 votes & tissue Carol Beer! Heihachi got 10 votes, good for him. *This means I might have a chance!*
Megatron only got 15 votes... With 70 votes, quite impressive... Ed! *bugger* Just narrowly miising out on 100 votes... Richard Hammond! The top 3, we will not announce how many votes they got, but the winner we can reveal won by a single vote...
In third place & can consider a backstage role... It is... Neil Lennon! Welcome him to the ring please... Neil, you narrowly missed out. I'm sorry man.
Neil: "Well I'm kinda disappointed, but I'm happy with the role I got backstage helpin' the wrestlers backstage & whatnot."
We wish you well. In Second, and can also consider a backstage role... We will join you after the break ;D
*Softcore porn & disaster footage*
We are back at SWC, Jeremy Kyle & Stacey Lacey are in the ring, one of them will be SWC KOKDown! GM. Will it be, the upstanding talk show host, or the pornstar? Now's the moment, the winner of the vote... Stacey Lacey! Congratulations Stacey, you are the new GM, Unlucky Jeremy however you can still have a job at SWC.
The Party
It's now time to look back over all the good times & the bad. Remembering the moments, like Metalfuck almost winning the title, Yoshimitsu getting hit with a dildo, George winning the SWC Title, OHW, Mario's losing streak, all the apple promos leading up to Dimmick, SWC vs OHW, SWC vs One Direction, Vader's diarrhoea & many more moments.
But for now it's time for the company to party!
*The whole roster & backstage staff dances!*
"WOOO! Everybody, let's play a game, loser has to join One Direction!"
*game of red light, green light* "Oh sorry Luigi, you have to join One Direction... Hey, I'm joking!" Much more dancing/games/drinking/everyone trying to chat up Stacey Lacey later...
Lou: "Oh for fuck sake"
Peter Griffin: "These assholes?"
George: "Who invited them?"
Shrek: "Ugh, 'great' One Direction are here..."
1D: "We just wanted to party!"
*They dance & sing, but the mics and music are cut.*
Ronald: "GET OUT."
Justin Bieber: "I liked them, they can sta..."
Everyone else: "SHUT UP JUSTIN!"
*Ronald McDonald, George, Slenderman & Gun Jack eventually 'escort' them out*
PARTY!
KOKDown! vs RAWR for PS3 & Xbox 360!
Slenderman & Snape represent RAWR, KOKDown have Ronald McDonald & George.
George starts the match against Snape, back suplex. Neither man wants to concede a tag, because Ronald McDonald in his current state is deadly, as is Slenderman. George locks in an ankle lock, Snape makes the tag to Slenderman, uh oh George has stopped dead in his tracks, Slenderman's got him! Elbow to the face, George is crawling towards Ronald make the tag... Slender grabs him & sidewalk slam, then locking in an armbar... George counters & tags in Ronald McDonald... Slenderman & McDonald stare eachother down, a huge roar as the giants collide! Scoop slam by Slenderman, McDonald straight up & throws Slenderman out of the ring, blows being exchanged! They're gonna get counted out... they have been counted out, but they're still going!
SWC World Title match: Mumford (c) vs Captain Carpentry
Mumford & the captain shake hands, two fine athletes going to face off for the world heavyweight title, Mumford lifts the captain up for a powerbomb... Hurricanrana by Captain Carpentry, Mumford's meteoric rise into the main event is nothing short of miraculous, but Captain Carpentry could derail the dream tonight if he wins... REBATE POWERBOMB! 1.2... KICKOUT BY MUMFORD! Oh my god! Mumford is struggling to get to his feet, countering the Captain's submission into one of his own, using that trenchcoat gogoplata, Captain Carpentry lifts him up... 2 REBATE POWERBOMBS! This must be it. 1.2.3! It was a great match that crowned a new champion! The Captain is finally a world champion! Mumford shakes his hand & is going crazy, but eventually leaves the ring on his bike. Salute your fans Captain, you are the SWC World Heavyweight Champion!
KOKDown! General Manager, who are you?
Here it is, the moment we let the public decide. We have counted up the votes, with erm... a.. We're not quite sure what it is, but it looks to be half eaten... Phenis! With 2 votes & an orange peel... Brian the crash test dummy! Also with 2 votes & tissue Carol Beer! Heihachi got 10 votes, good for him. *This means I might have a chance!*
Megatron only got 15 votes... With 70 votes, quite impressive... Ed! *bugger* Just narrowly miising out on 100 votes... Richard Hammond! The top 3, we will not announce how many votes they got, but the winner we can reveal won by a single vote...
In third place & can consider a backstage role... It is... Neil Lennon! Welcome him to the ring please... Neil, you narrowly missed out. I'm sorry man.
Neil: "Well I'm kinda disappointed, but I'm happy with the role I got backstage helpin' the wrestlers backstage & whatnot."
We wish you well. In Second, and can also consider a backstage role... We will join you after the break ;D
*Softcore porn & disaster footage*
We are back at SWC, Jeremy Kyle & Stacey Lacey are in the ring, one of them will be SWC KOKDown! GM. Will it be, the upstanding talk show host, or the pornstar? Now's the moment, the winner of the vote... Stacey Lacey! Congratulations Stacey, you are the new GM, Unlucky Jeremy however you can still have a job at SWC.
The Party
It's now time to look back over all the good times & the bad. Remembering the moments, like Metalfuck almost winning the title, Yoshimitsu getting hit with a dildo, George winning the SWC Title, OHW, Mario's losing streak, all the apple promos leading up to Dimmick, SWC vs OHW, SWC vs One Direction, Vader's diarrhoea & many more moments.
But for now it's time for the company to party!
*The whole roster & backstage staff dances!*
"WOOO! Everybody, let's play a game, loser has to join One Direction!"
*game of red light, green light* "Oh sorry Luigi, you have to join One Direction... Hey, I'm joking!" Much more dancing/games/drinking/everyone trying to chat up Stacey Lacey later...
Lou: "Oh for fuck sake"
Peter Griffin: "These assholes?"
George: "Who invited them?"
Shrek: "Ugh, 'great' One Direction are here..."
1D: "We just wanted to party!"
*They dance & sing, but the mics and music are cut.*
Ronald: "GET OUT."
Justin Bieber: "I liked them, they can sta..."
Everyone else: "SHUT UP JUSTIN!"
*Ronald McDonald, George, Slenderman & Gun Jack eventually 'escort' them out*
PARTY!
