SWC KOKDown! 28/9/12

[Elder Gohan]

Osama bin Laden beats Justin Bieber

Peter Griffin pins Eddy

Dimmick defeated Niko Bellic

Ronald McDonald decimated a jobber (Todd Mortar.) Slenderman appears behind Ronald & chokeslams him!

Captain Carpentry, Mumford & James Bond face Little Britain & George in the main event. But again One Direction turn up, this time the SWC superstars are arguing over who's gonna throw them out! One Direction attack the SWC stars... Oh stop this, please won't somebody stop this? Oh thank god, GM Stacey Lacey is here.

GM: "Stop it, EVERYONE STOP! Get lost One Direction, I like BIG men! Anyway, I have a decision to make... Since none of ya can get along, you lot are gonna need to become friends fast. And that title's gonna help things, so I'm making a match for Fright Night, it will be: The SWC World Champion, Captain Carpentry, James Bond, Andy, Mumford, George &... Lou!"

Oh my....

GM: "I ain't finished there boys... It's gonna be an elimination chamber!"

Stacey Lacey made her first match & it's gonna be a cracker!

[DJ]

Poor Todd Mortar, atleast he got used though.

Good to see Stacey Lacey hates One Direction like the rest of us. Bad to see One Direction.

Elimination Chamber is huge. Rey's SWC is so far behind despite a huge head start.

[Elder Gohan]

Todd Mortar is better than that tbh

I know, she is just awesome

It's a big match. Yeah SWCCEO just won't keep up, I think he's still in the woods.

[DJ]

Yeah, but atleast he didn't get kidnapped by Slenderman.

Stacey Lacey could probably take out all of One Direction by herself tbh.

SWCCEO's probably afraid of the Bears and the Ducks. If he would ever evolve he could get Metal Claw or some shit, but he's still level 5.