SWC KOKDown! 5/10/12

[Elder Gohan]

Osama bin Laden locks Justin Bieber in the Camel Clutch for the second week running.

Eddy pins Homer Simpson in an upset, is the SWC Springfield talent scout pissed or blind?

Neil Dimmick cuts a promo, saying how he could be a future world champion. Then defeats Peter Griffin.

Ronald McDonald is seen constructing a coffin for sunday, then taunts Slenderman, laughing creepily. He then proceeds to set the coffin on fire. Ronald McDonald then proceeds to hunt down the local jobber standing in the ring, pinning him after a Tombstone piledriver & throwing him in the now burnt coffin.

BREAKING NEWS. SWC Employee, Backstage guy, interviewer, occasional superstar & complete tit Rey, has been found safe in the woods. Rey has been missing in the woods for weeks, but he has been found. Although, he is now considered insane, he speaks in tongues, usually ranting bollocks & was found in his (under)pants covered in his own fecal matter. (GROSS!) So, no change then...

Main event time. Little Britain vs James Bond & Captain Carpentry

Little Britain win, but they are tense. I guess the SWC world title means more than a friendship like Lou & Andy's... George & Mumford are here in the ring, each wrestler standing their ground 4 in the corner & two standing in between the 4, everyone is staring eachother down... Someone's gotta move, Mumford is the one everyone attacks now it's a fight! Lou hits Bond, Bond hits back & Captain Carpentry attacks Andy, everyone hitting everyone! It's a massacre! That's Jeremy Kyle's music!

Jeremy: "Right, everyone stop! Listen to me, why are you lot beating the living daylights out of eachother now?"

Mumford: "WELL..."

Jeremy: "I don't want to hear excuses, I want you to wait until Sunday, it's two days. You have to do things fairly here. Please never attack people to gain an unfair advantage, it's not right & heavens above it gets yourselves in trouble. If you keep on, I have to deal with it when Miss Lacey is busy. Now if you don't mind, get out of her ring."

What a bastard.

[DJ]

Neil Dimmick would be a lawleh World Champion.

Well, that local jobber got a bad deal.

Rey was found...shit himself...eh who cares.

When was Jeremy Kyle hired by SWC?

[Elder Gohan]

I'd laugh so hard if Dimmick became Champ

Poor jobber

Well at least we found him, SWC was getting boring without Rey talking bollocks

He was hired when he lost the GM job vote, coming in second place along with third place Neil Lennon

[DJ]

SWC definitely was missing a metalfuck or Rey like character, despite having Beiber on the roster. Guess Rey's return could be fun.

Oh, well I guess I didn't read that part, lawl.

[Elder Gohan]

Team SWCCEO: Justin Bieber, Rey, Metalfuck, Phenis & umm... Mario tbh

I wish it was Richard Hammond instead of Jeremy Kyle

[DJ]

Team SWCCEO vs Team Holly at the SWC Survivor Series type show?

I wish it was the lady in your sig instead of Jeremy Kyle.

[Elder Gohan]

Maybe as the warm-up to Team SWC vs One Direction probably. Someone needs to have a word with management & see if they wanna spend the money on it.


Oh yeah I do to, she likes Crystal Palace!