Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 12, 2012 11:25:22 GMT -5
Osama bin Laden & Justin Bieber was beaten by the Eds in a tag match, prompting Osama to attack Bieber
Peter Griffin nearly beats Dimmick but falls victim to the backcracker
Homer Simpson & Borat is declared a draw, do we actually have a scout in Springfield?
James Bond & New guy vs Andy & Niko Bellic. Andy cuts a promo saying that Lou has changed & let fame get to his head, also stating that his new partner will never do that. James Bond introduces his partner... www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVOHHoml7VY (SWC couldn't afford Glad All Over) It's, Trevor Rent! Finally getting his SWC debut on KOKDown! In the end Trevor Rent pinned Niko Bellic after a russian leg sweep
New world heavyweight champion Lou is interrupted by George, stating that he wants a title shot, Mumford also wants another shot, but not before yelling something about bacon & glowsticks.
Lou then faces George in a match, George pinned Lou in said match as Mumford finds a rat and keeps it as a pet, screaming hello kitty cat.
Main event: Captain Carpentry vs Mumford
Both men shake hands, the match ends in a victory for Captain Carpentry after a rebate powerbomb on the 10 minute mark, the captain then goes to stroke Mumford's rat!
He's so nice... Oh look who showed up.
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!
Jericho: "Cut the music. I have a problem with all of you, as an SWC official, I order Lou, Andy, Mumford, George, Captain Carpentry to the ring."
*Everyone comes to the ring*
Jericho: "Surround them boys, listen I just wanna talk..."
Andy: "Fuck talking, we've had it with you. If you're so good, why not prove it & face us instead of sneak attacking us all the time."
Jericho: "We want peace now."
George: "You've changed your tone now that Captain Carpentry beat your ass. We don't want peace, you've caused all of us quite some pain."
OD member 1: "Like what?"
Captain Carpentry: "SILENCE WHILE MY FRIEND TALKS! You have destroyed 3 of George's rare aftershave sets, don't think we don't know who that was. You caused Little Britain to split up, pitting them against eachother for the World Title by starting rumours, saying that Lou always belittled Andy & such. You have blindsided me many a time, many of my custom made ring attires have 'mysteriously' gone missing & there's always a smell of bonfire by your locker room. You injured Gun Jack on RAWR! You nearly broke 007's legs, should I go on?"
Jericho: "We didn't do that!"
George: "Oh yeah, well we have proof. See, we know that odd stuff was going on so we filmed the locker room on CCTV & look here..."
*CCTV footage of Jericho & One Direction doing all of the aforementioned*
Me: "Funny how you can pull this shit & then ask for peace, oh for god sake you never learn, you're now tormenting Mumford's rat. Leave it alone."
OD member 4: "Heh, let's shave it!"
Mumford: *really angry* "TAKE YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF MY KITTY!"
Mumford goes into a fit of rage as the SWC superstars in the ring watch Mumford take apart One Direction.
I'll take Jericho! You guys secure the locker room & tell the RAWR! guys to do the same, they'll want revenge.
*I start beating up Jericho!*
"Now get lost One Direction!"
Good night everybody!
Peter Griffin nearly beats Dimmick but falls victim to the backcracker
Homer Simpson & Borat is declared a draw, do we actually have a scout in Springfield?
James Bond & New guy vs Andy & Niko Bellic. Andy cuts a promo saying that Lou has changed & let fame get to his head, also stating that his new partner will never do that. James Bond introduces his partner... www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVOHHoml7VY (SWC couldn't afford Glad All Over) It's, Trevor Rent! Finally getting his SWC debut on KOKDown! In the end Trevor Rent pinned Niko Bellic after a russian leg sweep
New world heavyweight champion Lou is interrupted by George, stating that he wants a title shot, Mumford also wants another shot, but not before yelling something about bacon & glowsticks.
Lou then faces George in a match, George pinned Lou in said match as Mumford finds a rat and keeps it as a pet, screaming hello kitty cat.
Main event: Captain Carpentry vs Mumford
Both men shake hands, the match ends in a victory for Captain Carpentry after a rebate powerbomb on the 10 minute mark, the captain then goes to stroke Mumford's rat!
He's so nice... Oh look who showed up.
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!
Jericho: "Cut the music. I have a problem with all of you, as an SWC official, I order Lou, Andy, Mumford, George, Captain Carpentry to the ring."
*Everyone comes to the ring*
Jericho: "Surround them boys, listen I just wanna talk..."
Andy: "Fuck talking, we've had it with you. If you're so good, why not prove it & face us instead of sneak attacking us all the time."
Jericho: "We want peace now."
George: "You've changed your tone now that Captain Carpentry beat your ass. We don't want peace, you've caused all of us quite some pain."
OD member 1: "Like what?"
Captain Carpentry: "SILENCE WHILE MY FRIEND TALKS! You have destroyed 3 of George's rare aftershave sets, don't think we don't know who that was. You caused Little Britain to split up, pitting them against eachother for the World Title by starting rumours, saying that Lou always belittled Andy & such. You have blindsided me many a time, many of my custom made ring attires have 'mysteriously' gone missing & there's always a smell of bonfire by your locker room. You injured Gun Jack on RAWR! You nearly broke 007's legs, should I go on?"
Jericho: "We didn't do that!"
George: "Oh yeah, well we have proof. See, we know that odd stuff was going on so we filmed the locker room on CCTV & look here..."
*CCTV footage of Jericho & One Direction doing all of the aforementioned*
Me: "Funny how you can pull this shit & then ask for peace, oh for god sake you never learn, you're now tormenting Mumford's rat. Leave it alone."
OD member 4: "Heh, let's shave it!"
Mumford: *really angry* "TAKE YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF MY KITTY!"
Mumford goes into a fit of rage as the SWC superstars in the ring watch Mumford take apart One Direction.
I'll take Jericho! You guys secure the locker room & tell the RAWR! guys to do the same, they'll want revenge.
*I start beating up Jericho!*
"Now get lost One Direction!"
Good night everybody!
