Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 20, 2012 14:39:54 GMT -5
(We at SWC apologise for the technical difficulties. A squirrel bit through the cables, signalling failure at the train station & Dimmick's apples have gone rotten.)
Match 1: Dimmick vs Trevor Rent
Trevor Rent narrowly beat Dimmick with his Russian leg sweep.
Match 2: Osama bin Laden puts Peter Griffin in the camel clutch
Match 3: Interference... SWC TV network is experiencing serious difficulty... Tune in to SWC radio for further details... Niko Bellic has beaten Captain Carpentry!
Match 4: Mumford was scheduled to face Andy. Andy comes out with his new look, black jeans & shaved the rest of his head, showing that he no longer is a part of Little Britain...
Andy: "First off. I am no longer a part of Little Britain. I am also no longer calling myself Andy. My name is Andrew Pipkin, I am a biker!"
Andrew Pipkin beat Mumford pretty easy anyway.
Main Event: George beat Lou in a non-title match
Oh look who it is, One effing Direction, who show up being themselves... For a band that preaches the whole you're perfect thing, they shouldn't be mocking Andrew Pipkin's weight.
Andrew: "You're all fucking poofs anyway, come and prove yourselves in the ring."
Jericho: "No, you see, I will not risk my wellbeing against a thug."
One Direction: "Yeah, lets see who we have on KOKDown!... We have: A failed superhero, a model with green hair & geisha make up, a fat biker thug, an unwashed british patriot, a lunatic running around with a pet rat, a washed up film icon & a clown... On RAWR! We have a dance school teacher, a creature that drives cars, a failed secret agent, a mythological creature that stalks people & two children's entertainers & WE are unwanted..."
George: "Yeah you are unwanted."
Lou: "This time we ain't so keen on talking."
*Lou, Captain Carpentry, George, James Bond & Mumford attack One Direction*
YEAH!
Match 1: Dimmick vs Trevor Rent
Trevor Rent narrowly beat Dimmick with his Russian leg sweep.
Match 2: Osama bin Laden puts Peter Griffin in the camel clutch
Match 3: Interference... SWC TV network is experiencing serious difficulty... Tune in to SWC radio for further details... Niko Bellic has beaten Captain Carpentry!
Match 4: Mumford was scheduled to face Andy. Andy comes out with his new look, black jeans & shaved the rest of his head, showing that he no longer is a part of Little Britain...
Andy: "First off. I am no longer a part of Little Britain. I am also no longer calling myself Andy. My name is Andrew Pipkin, I am a biker!"
Andrew Pipkin beat Mumford pretty easy anyway.
Main Event: George beat Lou in a non-title match
Oh look who it is, One effing Direction, who show up being themselves... For a band that preaches the whole you're perfect thing, they shouldn't be mocking Andrew Pipkin's weight.
Andrew: "You're all fucking poofs anyway, come and prove yourselves in the ring."
Jericho: "No, you see, I will not risk my wellbeing against a thug."
One Direction: "Yeah, lets see who we have on KOKDown!... We have: A failed superhero, a model with green hair & geisha make up, a fat biker thug, an unwashed british patriot, a lunatic running around with a pet rat, a washed up film icon & a clown... On RAWR! We have a dance school teacher, a creature that drives cars, a failed secret agent, a mythological creature that stalks people & two children's entertainers & WE are unwanted..."
George: "Yeah you are unwanted."
Lou: "This time we ain't so keen on talking."
*Lou, Captain Carpentry, George, James Bond & Mumford attack One Direction*
YEAH!
