Post by Elder Gohan on Dec 28, 2012 17:51:50 GMT -5
The final KOKDown! before the new year, there will be no matches tonight, because it's more or less a highlight show.
Jeremy Kyle: "Hello all. As you may know, it's been another momentous year in SWC, we are going to review the year just passed, and of course interview the wrestlers. Shall we begin?"
January
Jeremy: "The new year started off with an injury suffered to Gabriel Logan at the hands of Shrek, and of course George mouthing of to Ronald McDonald over a title shot. A famous victory for Darth Vader over Captain Carpentry. James May debuts as a sidekick for George helping him attack Captain Carpentry, George winning the title in a brutal hardcore match & who could forget Paul Chuckle winning the Royal Bumble?
February
Jeremy: "February started off a bit more livelier with George 'forcing intercourse' with Captain Carpentry & of course a UK Tour, during the UK Tour we tested a divas match that sadly, the crowds never took to & just fell flat. Mario proving it was just a lack of confidence that made him go on that incredible losing streak eventually pinning Kr**ty TWICE in one night, George suffered quite an injury getting his nose broke by Niko Bellic. However, he & SWC fought hard to see off Kr**ty in an SWC vs Kr**ty match
March
Jeremy: "March was a comparatively quiet month, only Fluck-The-Cluckamania! set it apart with Captain Carpentry literally slamming Gun Jack with a rebate powerbomb off the top rope, destroying the canvas! Louis Spence starting a great career with a win in the 6-man ladder match. Gun Jack then went on to explode that same night."
April
Jeremy: "Things started to pick up, of course with the Chuckle Brothers reclaiming the tag team titles, Darth Vader however didn't enjoy such good fortune, he literally expelled his bowels everywhere & began a losing streak. That very same night, Louis Spence capitalised on a weakened George who had barely survived a brutal match with Ronald McDonald & won the SWC Championship, however the most interesting thing was the beginning of a truly astounding title reign. April 23rd was the day Captain Carpentry lost the IC Title in an upset against James May, who might I add is STILL champion.
May
Jeremy: "May was a quiet month for SWC, apart from Ronald McDonald's shocking heel turn striking Louis Spence in the head & going on a psychotic rampage, transforming himself into a Kane type character, not much really happened."
June
Jeremy: "Of course things would pick up again, Ronald McDonald nearly killing Louis Spence in their title match, and then going on another rampage, also the HardKOK Title was introduced, it sort of meant something, now the Dimmick's & the Bieber's are winning it..."
July
Jeremy: "July saw the introduction of the SWC NextGen series, where 8 potential superstars fight for a spot on the SWC roster, the eventual winner will receive a title shot & one million pounds. Ronald McDonald's mood got worse, we feared that someone could have got hurt, sadly that someone was Louis Spence, he was so badly beaten he was struggling to breathe at times! We also saw James May surpass Captain Carpentry's IC Title reign & SWC's lowest point of the year, the invasion of One Direction began.
August
Jeremy: "SWC NextGen was in full swing at this point, of course there were creepy things happening such as the guy in the suit stalking Ed, weird signs being made from apples spelling words out like "soon" & One Direction continued their assault on SWC. Gun Jack returned & won the King of Noons tournament & Mumford won the NextGen series, and of course the draft, which saw the birth of KOKDown! Along with GM Chris Jericho."
September
Jeremy: "One Direction were believing their hype, trying to beat SWC, September also saw Neil Dimmick & Slenderman make waves in SWC. Also One Direction were overjoyed by Chris Jericho's betrayal, joining One Direction in the process. Of course we replaced him. Captain Carpentry also won the SWC World Title defeating the meteoric Mumford in a quick title match, we also saw the fans appoint a new GM, Stacey Lacey narrowly beating yours truly."
October
Jeremy: "This month saw some weird stuff, Ronald McDonald still in this Kane-esque character, faced off against another unstoppable force in Slenderman, eventually their feud ended in a buried alive match where Ronald McDonald lost & hasn't been seen since. Will he ever return? I was then brutally assaulted by that evil wench Carol Beer with a tea mug, don't laugh! We witnessed the break up of Little Britain. One Direction then started a terror campaign, specifically targeting George, then Louis Spence, then Mumford, before James May stood up for himself & SWC & set up a match to rid SWC of them forever."
November
Jeremy: "George single handedly saved SWC, nearly 10 months into his SWC career, Chris Jericho could have won it, earning One Direction a spot on the roster if not for George's quick thinking & a strategically placed chair. Other than that, not much else."
December
Jeremy: "Of course, the last month of the year has been strangely enough, about James May. He has been complaining that no one has beaten him in a IC Title match yet, however at Seasons Beatings he was legit KO'd in a botch that could have ended his impressive month reign, the comeback was on as somehow he managed to dump Gun Jack over the top rope!
Jeremy: "Now that we have covered the year in full, we of course turn our attention to the SWC 2012 Awards, the results will be posted on New Year's eve on RAWR! We will of course list the wrestlers & backstage personnel who debuted in the year: James May, Slenderman, Dimmick, Mumford, Trevor Rent, Chris Jericho, One Direction, Stacey Lacey, Neil Lennon & myself. Finally, we've run out of time here on KOKDown! I've been Jeremy Kyle, thank you for watching, goodbye, hope you had a merry christmas & have a happy new year from all of us at SWC. Goodnight!
*Group shot of everyone at SWC all christmassy around a fireplace & a highlights package*
Jeremy Kyle: "Hello all. As you may know, it's been another momentous year in SWC, we are going to review the year just passed, and of course interview the wrestlers. Shall we begin?"
January
Jeremy: "The new year started off with an injury suffered to Gabriel Logan at the hands of Shrek, and of course George mouthing of to Ronald McDonald over a title shot. A famous victory for Darth Vader over Captain Carpentry. James May debuts as a sidekick for George helping him attack Captain Carpentry, George winning the title in a brutal hardcore match & who could forget Paul Chuckle winning the Royal Bumble?
February
Jeremy: "February started off a bit more livelier with George 'forcing intercourse' with Captain Carpentry & of course a UK Tour, during the UK Tour we tested a divas match that sadly, the crowds never took to & just fell flat. Mario proving it was just a lack of confidence that made him go on that incredible losing streak eventually pinning Kr**ty TWICE in one night, George suffered quite an injury getting his nose broke by Niko Bellic. However, he & SWC fought hard to see off Kr**ty in an SWC vs Kr**ty match
March
Jeremy: "March was a comparatively quiet month, only Fluck-The-Cluckamania! set it apart with Captain Carpentry literally slamming Gun Jack with a rebate powerbomb off the top rope, destroying the canvas! Louis Spence starting a great career with a win in the 6-man ladder match. Gun Jack then went on to explode that same night."
April
Jeremy: "Things started to pick up, of course with the Chuckle Brothers reclaiming the tag team titles, Darth Vader however didn't enjoy such good fortune, he literally expelled his bowels everywhere & began a losing streak. That very same night, Louis Spence capitalised on a weakened George who had barely survived a brutal match with Ronald McDonald & won the SWC Championship, however the most interesting thing was the beginning of a truly astounding title reign. April 23rd was the day Captain Carpentry lost the IC Title in an upset against James May, who might I add is STILL champion.
May
Jeremy: "May was a quiet month for SWC, apart from Ronald McDonald's shocking heel turn striking Louis Spence in the head & going on a psychotic rampage, transforming himself into a Kane type character, not much really happened."
June
Jeremy: "Of course things would pick up again, Ronald McDonald nearly killing Louis Spence in their title match, and then going on another rampage, also the HardKOK Title was introduced, it sort of meant something, now the Dimmick's & the Bieber's are winning it..."
July
Jeremy: "July saw the introduction of the SWC NextGen series, where 8 potential superstars fight for a spot on the SWC roster, the eventual winner will receive a title shot & one million pounds. Ronald McDonald's mood got worse, we feared that someone could have got hurt, sadly that someone was Louis Spence, he was so badly beaten he was struggling to breathe at times! We also saw James May surpass Captain Carpentry's IC Title reign & SWC's lowest point of the year, the invasion of One Direction began.
August
Jeremy: "SWC NextGen was in full swing at this point, of course there were creepy things happening such as the guy in the suit stalking Ed, weird signs being made from apples spelling words out like "soon" & One Direction continued their assault on SWC. Gun Jack returned & won the King of Noons tournament & Mumford won the NextGen series, and of course the draft, which saw the birth of KOKDown! Along with GM Chris Jericho."
September
Jeremy: "One Direction were believing their hype, trying to beat SWC, September also saw Neil Dimmick & Slenderman make waves in SWC. Also One Direction were overjoyed by Chris Jericho's betrayal, joining One Direction in the process. Of course we replaced him. Captain Carpentry also won the SWC World Title defeating the meteoric Mumford in a quick title match, we also saw the fans appoint a new GM, Stacey Lacey narrowly beating yours truly."
October
Jeremy: "This month saw some weird stuff, Ronald McDonald still in this Kane-esque character, faced off against another unstoppable force in Slenderman, eventually their feud ended in a buried alive match where Ronald McDonald lost & hasn't been seen since. Will he ever return? I was then brutally assaulted by that evil wench Carol Beer with a tea mug, don't laugh! We witnessed the break up of Little Britain. One Direction then started a terror campaign, specifically targeting George, then Louis Spence, then Mumford, before James May stood up for himself & SWC & set up a match to rid SWC of them forever."
November
Jeremy: "George single handedly saved SWC, nearly 10 months into his SWC career, Chris Jericho could have won it, earning One Direction a spot on the roster if not for George's quick thinking & a strategically placed chair. Other than that, not much else."
December
Jeremy: "Of course, the last month of the year has been strangely enough, about James May. He has been complaining that no one has beaten him in a IC Title match yet, however at Seasons Beatings he was legit KO'd in a botch that could have ended his impressive month reign, the comeback was on as somehow he managed to dump Gun Jack over the top rope!
Jeremy: "Now that we have covered the year in full, we of course turn our attention to the SWC 2012 Awards, the results will be posted on New Year's eve on RAWR! We will of course list the wrestlers & backstage personnel who debuted in the year: James May, Slenderman, Dimmick, Mumford, Trevor Rent, Chris Jericho, One Direction, Stacey Lacey, Neil Lennon & myself. Finally, we've run out of time here on KOKDown! I've been Jeremy Kyle, thank you for watching, goodbye, hope you had a merry christmas & have a happy new year from all of us at SWC. Goodnight!
*Group shot of everyone at SWC all christmassy around a fireplace & a highlights package*
