Post by Elder Gohan on Mar 1, 2013 13:42:02 GMT -5
*Rey is sat on a chair in the middle of the ring*
Rey: "hey i gonna kwalify for the wank bank match at flucka thingy by beating dat herb momfort lol."
Mumford: "NO YOU ARE NOT BANANA MAN, YOU GIVE ME MY PLYMOUTH ARGYLE SCARF BACK & SAY SORRY YOU BANANA!"
Rey: "never herb momfort!"
*they fight*
Homer Simpson lost to Niko Bellic
Lou & Andy celebrate being back together as a team by beating Justin Bieber in a handicap match.
Mumford then beat Rey & qualified for the wank bank match at Fluck-The-Cluckamania.
Rey: "hey momfort i gt your palmouth boaty thingy... I also gt a lighter *Rey sets Mumford's season ticket on fire* haha."
Mumford: "REY YOU WICKED BAD BANANA MAN, I WILL KICK YOUR FACE IN!"
George beat Dimmick.
George: "Why are all of you badly dressed morons, not recognising the genius that is me? Of course I barely get a title shot on KOKDown!. I am obviously smarter than you, dress better & of course more athletic! Where is my damn title shot?"
Jeremy Kyle walks on stage
Jeremy: "George, I'm afraid nothing is available until after Fluck-The-Cluckamania, I also suggest you stop whining & earn your title shot like everyone else. You are only behind Captain Carpentry & Ronald McDonald for god sake!"
George: "Yeah, you know what. I want to be put in the wank bank match..."
Jeremy: "You can't demand things, you have no authority here..."
George: "You know how I draw so much heat? I'm sick & tired of being left out of the title picture, all Ronald McDonald did was win the Bumble! Captain Carpentry hasn't been relevant since last summer, I want a title shot, or be placed in the wank bank match!"
Jeremy: "Or else what?"
George: "Or else? Hmph, fine. You know what, if I'm not in the wank bank match or guaranteed a title match within 3 months, I'll quit SWC!"
Jeremy: "I'm not being held to ransom."
George: "Then you'll lose a main eventer, your top heel even!"
Captain Carpentry beat Niko Bellic in the main event.
Captain: "George, my nemesis. Why don't you stop being a little assbox & earn your title match. Like Ronald McDonald, myself, Lou & Andy did..."
Rey: "hey i gonna kwalify for the wank bank match at flucka thingy by beating dat herb momfort lol."
Mumford: "NO YOU ARE NOT BANANA MAN, YOU GIVE ME MY PLYMOUTH ARGYLE SCARF BACK & SAY SORRY YOU BANANA!"
Rey: "never herb momfort!"
*they fight*
Homer Simpson lost to Niko Bellic
Lou & Andy celebrate being back together as a team by beating Justin Bieber in a handicap match.
Mumford then beat Rey & qualified for the wank bank match at Fluck-The-Cluckamania.
Rey: "hey momfort i gt your palmouth boaty thingy... I also gt a lighter *Rey sets Mumford's season ticket on fire* haha."
Mumford: "REY YOU WICKED BAD BANANA MAN, I WILL KICK YOUR FACE IN!"
George beat Dimmick.
George: "Why are all of you badly dressed morons, not recognising the genius that is me? Of course I barely get a title shot on KOKDown!. I am obviously smarter than you, dress better & of course more athletic! Where is my damn title shot?"
Jeremy Kyle walks on stage
Jeremy: "George, I'm afraid nothing is available until after Fluck-The-Cluckamania, I also suggest you stop whining & earn your title shot like everyone else. You are only behind Captain Carpentry & Ronald McDonald for god sake!"
George: "Yeah, you know what. I want to be put in the wank bank match..."
Jeremy: "You can't demand things, you have no authority here..."
George: "You know how I draw so much heat? I'm sick & tired of being left out of the title picture, all Ronald McDonald did was win the Bumble! Captain Carpentry hasn't been relevant since last summer, I want a title shot, or be placed in the wank bank match!"
Jeremy: "Or else what?"
George: "Or else? Hmph, fine. You know what, if I'm not in the wank bank match or guaranteed a title match within 3 months, I'll quit SWC!"
Jeremy: "I'm not being held to ransom."
George: "Then you'll lose a main eventer, your top heel even!"
Captain Carpentry beat Niko Bellic in the main event.
Captain: "George, my nemesis. Why don't you stop being a little assbox & earn your title match. Like Ronald McDonald, myself, Lou & Andy did..."
