Post by Elder Gohan on Mar 15, 2013 16:15:26 GMT -5
Tonight's SWC KOKDown! Will be in aid of Red Nose Day. Donating money to charity, it involves wearing red & "doing something funny for money." Donating to charity is great, but why 2 days from Fluck-The-Cluckamania 2? So lets get on with it!
Jeremy Kyle: "Well hello! Tonight is of course about donating money to help bring aid to those who need it. Of course through the night we will be having lots of fun, but please spare a thought for those who are less fortunate than us, thank you."
Ronald McDonald does a tap dance, in a special 'SWC does Let's Dance!" The judges score as follows: 7, 6, 4.
Mumford organised a 'Shirt of Hurt' competition, which involves wearing the shirt of your team. Mumford wore an Exeter City shirt, Andy & Lou wore Spurs shirts, Dimmick wore an Everton tracksuit & is still wearing it while crying & I'm wearing a Brighton shirt. Yuck
James May is donating a few hundred replicas of his IC Title, signed of course.
Lou & Andy whilst still wearing their Spurs shirts, revisit their old comedy sketches. The Chuckle Brothers also go through their old material. Both teams ask for donations.
And of course the SWC wide 'Harlem Shake' where everyone does this Harlem Shake business. I have to wear this stupid gorilla suit. I'd much prefer my street clothes tbh.
& now for the total donated announcement, introducing SWC's new interviewer, Barry Shitpeas! Tell us Barry!
Barry: "Uhm yeah, we've raised about £1,000,000. Pretty good innit, you could buy a house over there for that."
Coming up. The SWC Let's Dance finals! Performances from many comedians & musicians!
Introducing, one of the finalists in the Let's Dance competition... Mumford!
Mumford wowing us with a version of the macarena dressed as a squirrel covered in glowsticks... But how will the judges respond?
Professor Brian Cox!
Brian: "You see, I am a particle physicist. Able to explain most things, but that performance was unexplainable. Very good, if not a bit abstract. It's a 7."
Theo Paphitis!
Theo: "Mumford, I'm amazed. Such great charisma, now if you came on to Dragon's Den & danced while you did your sales pitch, I'd shake your hand & shout deal all day long. 8 from me.
Simon Cowell
Simon: "That performance was absolutely terrible. Who uses glowsticks anymore? The macarena was so 1995... 4 from me"
*Crowd boos*
Yet he unleashed One Direction on the world... Next up, the other finalist somehow. Metalgod.... OH NO HE'S RE-DOING THE WHOLE GYM BALL ROUTINE IN HIS LEOTARD! NO DON'T HUMP IT THE SHOW IS PG! Phew it's over...
Now for the judges...
Professor Brian Cox!
Brian: "My eyes have been violated. 3 at best."
Theo Paphitis!
Theo: "Metalgod, that was shit. I've never been so appalled, you could have just stayed home today...1"
Simon Cowell!
Simon: "YEAH AWESOME~!! YOU ARE SO TALENTED~!1!!1!!1!"
...
Barry Shitpeas: "Ladies & Gentlemen, tonight's winner.... MUMFORD!"
Metalgod gets the klaxon as punishment.
Performances from Rich Hall, Lady Gaga, Bill Bailey, Rihanna & various other artists.
The grand finale, everyone involved with SWC is on the stage to sing Hey Jude by The Beatles
*EVERYONE SINGS. NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAA! NA NA NA NAAAAA! HEY JUDE!!!!"*
& Finally tonight we hand over to Barry Shitpeas for the totaliser & thank yous
Barry: "Your kind donations have raised... £10,453,781! That's a bloody lot yeah! You's all did well innit. We'd like to thank you all for your donations & have a good night innit"
Jeremy Kyle: "Well hello! Tonight is of course about donating money to help bring aid to those who need it. Of course through the night we will be having lots of fun, but please spare a thought for those who are less fortunate than us, thank you."
Ronald McDonald does a tap dance, in a special 'SWC does Let's Dance!" The judges score as follows: 7, 6, 4.
Mumford organised a 'Shirt of Hurt' competition, which involves wearing the shirt of your team. Mumford wore an Exeter City shirt, Andy & Lou wore Spurs shirts, Dimmick wore an Everton tracksuit & is still wearing it while crying & I'm wearing a Brighton shirt. Yuck
James May is donating a few hundred replicas of his IC Title, signed of course.
Lou & Andy whilst still wearing their Spurs shirts, revisit their old comedy sketches. The Chuckle Brothers also go through their old material. Both teams ask for donations.
And of course the SWC wide 'Harlem Shake' where everyone does this Harlem Shake business. I have to wear this stupid gorilla suit. I'd much prefer my street clothes tbh.
& now for the total donated announcement, introducing SWC's new interviewer, Barry Shitpeas! Tell us Barry!
Barry: "Uhm yeah, we've raised about £1,000,000. Pretty good innit, you could buy a house over there for that."
Coming up. The SWC Let's Dance finals! Performances from many comedians & musicians!
Introducing, one of the finalists in the Let's Dance competition... Mumford!
Mumford wowing us with a version of the macarena dressed as a squirrel covered in glowsticks... But how will the judges respond?
Professor Brian Cox!
Brian: "You see, I am a particle physicist. Able to explain most things, but that performance was unexplainable. Very good, if not a bit abstract. It's a 7."
Theo Paphitis!
Theo: "Mumford, I'm amazed. Such great charisma, now if you came on to Dragon's Den & danced while you did your sales pitch, I'd shake your hand & shout deal all day long. 8 from me.
Simon Cowell
Simon: "That performance was absolutely terrible. Who uses glowsticks anymore? The macarena was so 1995... 4 from me"
*Crowd boos*
Yet he unleashed One Direction on the world... Next up, the other finalist somehow. Metalgod.... OH NO HE'S RE-DOING THE WHOLE GYM BALL ROUTINE IN HIS LEOTARD! NO DON'T HUMP IT THE SHOW IS PG! Phew it's over...
Now for the judges...
Professor Brian Cox!
Brian: "My eyes have been violated. 3 at best."
Theo Paphitis!
Theo: "Metalgod, that was shit. I've never been so appalled, you could have just stayed home today...1"
Simon Cowell!
Simon: "YEAH AWESOME~!! YOU ARE SO TALENTED~!1!!1!!1!"
...
Barry Shitpeas: "Ladies & Gentlemen, tonight's winner.... MUMFORD!"
Metalgod gets the klaxon as punishment.
Performances from Rich Hall, Lady Gaga, Bill Bailey, Rihanna & various other artists.
The grand finale, everyone involved with SWC is on the stage to sing Hey Jude by The Beatles
*EVERYONE SINGS. NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAA! NA NA NA NAAAAA! HEY JUDE!!!!"*
& Finally tonight we hand over to Barry Shitpeas for the totaliser & thank yous
Barry: "Your kind donations have raised... £10,453,781! That's a bloody lot yeah! You's all did well innit. We'd like to thank you all for your donations & have a good night innit"
