Post by Elder Gohan on Apr 7, 2013 4:32:54 GMT -5
Welcome to SWC Cracklash, live from Anfield, Liverpool! Without further ado, the first match Ed vs Barry Shitpeas!
Match 1: Me vs Barry Shitpeas
Shitpeas, you're gonna regret this... Ed takes Shitpeas into a headlock & takes Shitpeas down & starts beating him down. Ed then uses a DDT & pins Shitpeas 1.2.3! That was easy, easier than the time I beat Mario! Shitpeas, remember you now know your place. I am your boss, so show me some respect or I'll have you dress up in the most embarrasing costumes, sing show tunes & have George laugh at you. Are we clear?
Match 2: Mumford's madness: Mumford vs Rey
We at the abandoned funfair? Aww shit Rey is wandering around looking for Mumford, he's in the hall of mirrors but which one is Mumford? Rey destroys the mirrors one by one, but Mumford escapes... Rey is now at the teacup ride, Rey sees a Plymouth Argyle scarf in one of the cups... Mumford turns on the power & speeds up the ride to 100 mph! Mumford escapes again...
Mumford: "BANANA MAN CAN'T FIND ME! HAHAHAHA!"
Rey is going nuts. He can't find Mumford! Rey looks towards Skydrop, he finds a pair of green socks... Mumford turns on the ride & speeds it up again! up & down at 100 mph... Rey is losing his mind & his lunch!
Rey: "come on out you herb i wont hurt you palmouth boaty fuck guy!"
Rey continues his search for Mumford... Slenderman appears behind Rey & he shits himself!
Rey: "ok u herb u win just pin me..."
IT'S MUMFORD! HE'S ACTUALLY IN THE PARK! 1.2.3! Mumford reveals that when Rey was looking for Mumford, he was actually not in the funfair, but would rather let Rey mentally torture himself & pin him that way...
James May retained the Intercontinental Title vs Borat
Gabe Logan retained the SWC Championship against The Stig
MAIN EVENT: SWC World Heavyweight Championship: Ronald McDonald (c) vs George: Hardcore rules!
Ronald McDonald throws George outside the ring & wastes no time throwing George into the barricade, George responds by swinging a bike chain & smacks Ronald McDonald around the face with it, both men trading blows now. I wonder if George can actually win fairly... George now beating Ronald McDonald with a desk fan & wraps the plug lead around Ronald's neck, George is gesturing to the crowd but Ronald McDonald gets up & sprays deodorant into George's eyes! Both men starting to look a bit weak, they've bettered 7 shades of shit out of eachother George attaches a Spatula into a battery drill & McDonald shrugs it off & McSlams George onto the steel steps! Both men down... Wait a minute... That's Jake Jolson! What's he doing here? He's got a steel chair, putting it on the announce table... PILEDRIVER ONTO THE CHAIR THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! George slowly dragging Ronald McDonald into the ring, barely able to walk himself... Cover... 1...2...3! GEORGE IS THE NEW SWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! HE CAN'T STAND UP, HE GRABS THE BELT & FALLS OVER.
IT'S NEIL DIMMICK! HE'S CALLING FOR A REFEREE, HE'S CASHING IN! DIMMICK IS EXCITED! THE BELLS RUNG, DE-CORER (Back Cracker) TO GEORGE! COVER 1...2......3!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER & NEW SWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... NEIL DIMMICK!
DIMMICK HAS WON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! ANFIELD ERUPTS! HE'S THE HOMETOWN HERO TODAY! THE CROWD START SINGING YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE DIMMICK JOINS IN. NEIL DIMMICK WINS THE SWC WORLD TITLE!
Dimmick: "Cheers Georgie lad. Ye helped me again like!"
Match 1: Me vs Barry Shitpeas
Shitpeas, you're gonna regret this... Ed takes Shitpeas into a headlock & takes Shitpeas down & starts beating him down. Ed then uses a DDT & pins Shitpeas 1.2.3! That was easy, easier than the time I beat Mario! Shitpeas, remember you now know your place. I am your boss, so show me some respect or I'll have you dress up in the most embarrasing costumes, sing show tunes & have George laugh at you. Are we clear?
Match 2: Mumford's madness: Mumford vs Rey
We at the abandoned funfair? Aww shit Rey is wandering around looking for Mumford, he's in the hall of mirrors but which one is Mumford? Rey destroys the mirrors one by one, but Mumford escapes... Rey is now at the teacup ride, Rey sees a Plymouth Argyle scarf in one of the cups... Mumford turns on the power & speeds up the ride to 100 mph! Mumford escapes again...
Mumford: "BANANA MAN CAN'T FIND ME! HAHAHAHA!"
Rey is going nuts. He can't find Mumford! Rey looks towards Skydrop, he finds a pair of green socks... Mumford turns on the ride & speeds it up again! up & down at 100 mph... Rey is losing his mind & his lunch!
Rey: "come on out you herb i wont hurt you palmouth boaty fuck guy!"
Rey continues his search for Mumford... Slenderman appears behind Rey & he shits himself!
Rey: "ok u herb u win just pin me..."
IT'S MUMFORD! HE'S ACTUALLY IN THE PARK! 1.2.3! Mumford reveals that when Rey was looking for Mumford, he was actually not in the funfair, but would rather let Rey mentally torture himself & pin him that way...
James May retained the Intercontinental Title vs Borat
Gabe Logan retained the SWC Championship against The Stig
MAIN EVENT: SWC World Heavyweight Championship: Ronald McDonald (c) vs George: Hardcore rules!
Ronald McDonald throws George outside the ring & wastes no time throwing George into the barricade, George responds by swinging a bike chain & smacks Ronald McDonald around the face with it, both men trading blows now. I wonder if George can actually win fairly... George now beating Ronald McDonald with a desk fan & wraps the plug lead around Ronald's neck, George is gesturing to the crowd but Ronald McDonald gets up & sprays deodorant into George's eyes! Both men starting to look a bit weak, they've bettered 7 shades of shit out of eachother George attaches a Spatula into a battery drill & McDonald shrugs it off & McSlams George onto the steel steps! Both men down... Wait a minute... That's Jake Jolson! What's he doing here? He's got a steel chair, putting it on the announce table... PILEDRIVER ONTO THE CHAIR THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! George slowly dragging Ronald McDonald into the ring, barely able to walk himself... Cover... 1...2...3! GEORGE IS THE NEW SWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! HE CAN'T STAND UP, HE GRABS THE BELT & FALLS OVER.
IT'S NEIL DIMMICK! HE'S CALLING FOR A REFEREE, HE'S CASHING IN! DIMMICK IS EXCITED! THE BELLS RUNG, DE-CORER (Back Cracker) TO GEORGE! COVER 1...2......3!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER & NEW SWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... NEIL DIMMICK!
DIMMICK HAS WON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! ANFIELD ERUPTS! HE'S THE HOMETOWN HERO TODAY! THE CROWD START SINGING YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE DIMMICK JOINS IN. NEIL DIMMICK WINS THE SWC WORLD TITLE!
Dimmick: "Cheers Georgie lad. Ye helped me again like!"
