Post by Elder Gohan on Apr 12, 2013 12:53:31 GMT -5
THEME MUSIC:
Ed lost the HardKOK Title to Trevor Rent. Trevor Rent then renames the title to 'The Commonwealth Championship."
Todd Mortar declares himself as the first #1 contender to the new Commonwealth Championship.
Lou beat Justin Bieber in a quick match.
Bieber: "Hey I am a big star! I wanna win!"
*George comes out*
George: "Damnit Bieber, you are really annoying! Do you realise your arrogant attitude is annoying the hell out of everybody & I'm surprised that you still have a job here! Have you even won a match?"
Bieber: "I won a few HardKOK Titles!"
George: "I won a few WORLD Titles... Stop flapping your gums & earn your wage!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwapHaq1SH4
Kyle: "Master Bieber, I was going to call you into my office but due to your rcent outbursts I am going to make this public... George, plase leave as you have a match vs Andy later. Anyway, Your recent behaviour has been unacceptable lately. This is your second offence... How do react to that..."
*Bieber slaps Jeremy Kyle!*
Kyle: "YOU'RE FIRED~!"[/b]
Ronald McDonald confronts Jake Jolson, Jake Jolson beats Ronald McDonald in a tense match. Jake Jolson attacks an already beaten up Ronald McDonald after the match.
Captain Carpentry beat Louis Spence
Main event: George beat Andy after a low blow was missed by the referee
George: "Neil. Dimmick. You dole-scrounging, tax-dodging, tracksuit wearing, curly haired punk bitch! The only reason you're champion is because you couldn't cash in on a full strength superstar! Come & face me now you cheating prick!"
Captain: "George, I said I was going to challenge young Dimmick! You haven't earned a shot, you whined until you got one & even then you've had more shots than me & I still had a longer reign than you!"
Ronald: "Hey hey hey, aren't you forgetting? I was the champion! I want a rematch, it's in my contract. As with all former champions, they get their rematches first!"
Dimmick: "Erm, I'll pick an opponent like! I'm de champ lad!"
*GM Stacey Lacey enters the arena*
Stacey: "Stop your arguing, we've lost a superstar today & I'm trying to find a replacement. I'm settling this so everyone'll be happy, on sunday may 19th it'll be... SWC World Champion Neil Dimmick! vs... Ronald McDonald!... vs... George!... vs... Captain Carpentry... vs... James Bond!... vs... Jake Jolson in a 6 man Hell in a Cell match, not that Heck in a Ceck shit!"
Ed lost the HardKOK Title to Trevor Rent. Trevor Rent then renames the title to 'The Commonwealth Championship."
Todd Mortar declares himself as the first #1 contender to the new Commonwealth Championship.
Lou beat Justin Bieber in a quick match.
Bieber: "Hey I am a big star! I wanna win!"
*George comes out*
George: "Damnit Bieber, you are really annoying! Do you realise your arrogant attitude is annoying the hell out of everybody & I'm surprised that you still have a job here! Have you even won a match?"
Bieber: "I won a few HardKOK Titles!"
George: "I won a few WORLD Titles... Stop flapping your gums & earn your wage!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwapHaq1SH4
Kyle: "Master Bieber, I was going to call you into my office but due to your rcent outbursts I am going to make this public... George, plase leave as you have a match vs Andy later. Anyway, Your recent behaviour has been unacceptable lately. This is your second offence... How do react to that..."
*Bieber slaps Jeremy Kyle!*
Kyle: "YOU'RE FIRED~!"[/b]
Ronald McDonald confronts Jake Jolson, Jake Jolson beats Ronald McDonald in a tense match. Jake Jolson attacks an already beaten up Ronald McDonald after the match.
Captain Carpentry beat Louis Spence
Main event: George beat Andy after a low blow was missed by the referee
George: "Neil. Dimmick. You dole-scrounging, tax-dodging, tracksuit wearing, curly haired punk bitch! The only reason you're champion is because you couldn't cash in on a full strength superstar! Come & face me now you cheating prick!"
Captain: "George, I said I was going to challenge young Dimmick! You haven't earned a shot, you whined until you got one & even then you've had more shots than me & I still had a longer reign than you!"
Ronald: "Hey hey hey, aren't you forgetting? I was the champion! I want a rematch, it's in my contract. As with all former champions, they get their rematches first!"
Dimmick: "Erm, I'll pick an opponent like! I'm de champ lad!"
*GM Stacey Lacey enters the arena*
Stacey: "Stop your arguing, we've lost a superstar today & I'm trying to find a replacement. I'm settling this so everyone'll be happy, on sunday may 19th it'll be... SWC World Champion Neil Dimmick! vs... Ronald McDonald!... vs... George!... vs... Captain Carpentry... vs... James Bond!... vs... Jake Jolson in a 6 man Hell in a Cell match, not that Heck in a Ceck shit!"