SWC RAWR! 15/4/13

[Elder Gohan]

Darth Vader actually does something worthwhile & still ends up looking shit.

Borat beat Snape in a close match

Shrek beat Niko Bellic.

GM Stephen Fry is interrupted by Barry Scott

Fry: "Oh bloody hell man! Do knock on the door next time, actually... I have a use for you after all... Tonight's main event Barry Scott vs... SLENDERMAN!"

Barry Scott almost cries!

The Chuckle Brothers beat The Mario Brothers in a rare appearance.

Homer Simpson lost to Mikey Blumberg after a Splash! Mikey announces he'll challenge James May for the Intercontinental Championship on May 19th

Main Event: Barry Scott is almost KO'D by Slenderman, oh wait it's the SWC Champion Gabe Logan! He's just staring down Slenderman! Barry Scott is sort of up... SHINING WIZARD TO SLENDERMAN! 1...2...3! WHAT AN UPSET, BARRY SCOTT HAS BEATEN SLENDERMAN! I REPEAT BARRY SCOTT HAS BEATEN SLENDERMAN! FROM CRAPPY CILLIT BANG ADVERTS TO BEATING THE FORMER SWC CHAMPION!

[DJ]

Mikey vs James May is a huge match. May may finally have a worthy challenger.

Slenderman has fallen pretty far lately.

[Elder Gohan]

I wonder if May can make it to a year as champion?

If Slenderman doesn't pick himself up, he'll find himself on WV...