Post by Elder Gohan on Apr 19, 2013 14:48:18 GMT -5
THEME MUSIC:
Trevor Rent is happy, having defended the Commonwealth Championship against Louis Spence & won.
Barry Shitpeas: "So there's these three new superstars one of which is gonna get on telly, i dunno which one it is but I fink it could be that guy with the melty face, or the really old guy! or the pornostar, the one we showed that old lady we'll find out at the end of the night!"
Mumford beats Rey in a heated match, after the match Mumford calls Rey "A STUPID FAT BANANA!" Rey responds by challenging Dimmick to a title match?!? Rey has lost his marbles. Even Dimmick is above Rey tbh.
Lou thinks about challenging for the Commonwealth Championship. Little Britain beat Gun Jack in a handicap match.
Peter Griffin starts slagging off Spider-Man. Spider-Man calls Peter Griffin a tit in response, the two fall out & have a match, Peter Griffin wins. Funny that, I forgot Peter Griffin was still employed!
Ronald McDonald & James Bond beat George & Jake Jolson in a tag match. SWC World Champion Neil Dimmick stares at all four in the ring. Captain Carpentry then appears on the titantron.
Captain: *With the Carpentryettes!* "Neil Dimmick you titwank! I told you I'd be coming for ya, on May 19th you'd better up your game because if you don't, I'll wedge my boot so far up your ass you'll shit blood! Do you hear me? DO YOU HEAR ME?!?"
Wow, the Captain is so badass!
George: "Quiet Captain Crapclothes! You shouldn't even be sharing this ring... NO, this arena with me... That goes for all of you as well!"
Jolson: "YOU CALLING ME MENTAL, YOU GOT GREEN HAIR YOU FUCKIN' SLAG! I'M GONNA BE THE CHAMPION, IT'S IN MY INTERESTS YOU KNOW? SO IF I HAVE TO HURT YOU GEORGE YOU OVERGROWN LUMP OF PRETENTIOUS SHIT I'M GONNA DO IT, THAT GOES FOR THE CURLY HEADED KNOB OF A SCOUSER, THE FUCKIN' CARPENTER IN HIS PYJAMAS, MR SUPERSPY & ESPECIALLY THAT CUNT OF A CLOWN! ACTUALLY I'D KILL YA!"
*Announcing the new superstar!*
Me: "As you may know, the president perished in what can only be described as an 'arse disaster' I have been tasked with presenting you, the fans with not one but TWO new superstars! Please welcome the first option... From the 1600's, weighing in at 226 lbs he is the notorious highwayman of the 1600's... JOHNNY TRIPLEARSE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SvEttR6HTY And of course... The second superstar... From Hollywood, California, weighing in at 209 lbs. He is a pornstar... HANK NUTZ! www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeat0l1_scQ Blatantly copying Val Venis... Here's the catch, only one gets the spot on the roster! So VOTE!"
Trevor Rent is happy, having defended the Commonwealth Championship against Louis Spence & won.
Barry Shitpeas: "So there's these three new superstars one of which is gonna get on telly, i dunno which one it is but I fink it could be that guy with the melty face, or the really old guy! or the pornostar, the one we showed that old lady we'll find out at the end of the night!"
Mumford beats Rey in a heated match, after the match Mumford calls Rey "A STUPID FAT BANANA!" Rey responds by challenging Dimmick to a title match?!? Rey has lost his marbles. Even Dimmick is above Rey tbh.
Lou thinks about challenging for the Commonwealth Championship. Little Britain beat Gun Jack in a handicap match.
Peter Griffin starts slagging off Spider-Man. Spider-Man calls Peter Griffin a tit in response, the two fall out & have a match, Peter Griffin wins. Funny that, I forgot Peter Griffin was still employed!
Ronald McDonald & James Bond beat George & Jake Jolson in a tag match. SWC World Champion Neil Dimmick stares at all four in the ring. Captain Carpentry then appears on the titantron.
Captain: *With the Carpentryettes!* "Neil Dimmick you titwank! I told you I'd be coming for ya, on May 19th you'd better up your game because if you don't, I'll wedge my boot so far up your ass you'll shit blood! Do you hear me? DO YOU HEAR ME?!?"
Wow, the Captain is so badass!
George: "Quiet Captain Crapclothes! You shouldn't even be sharing this ring... NO, this arena with me... That goes for all of you as well!"
Jolson: "YOU CALLING ME MENTAL, YOU GOT GREEN HAIR YOU FUCKIN' SLAG! I'M GONNA BE THE CHAMPION, IT'S IN MY INTERESTS YOU KNOW? SO IF I HAVE TO HURT YOU GEORGE YOU OVERGROWN LUMP OF PRETENTIOUS SHIT I'M GONNA DO IT, THAT GOES FOR THE CURLY HEADED KNOB OF A SCOUSER, THE FUCKIN' CARPENTER IN HIS PYJAMAS, MR SUPERSPY & ESPECIALLY THAT CUNT OF A CLOWN! ACTUALLY I'D KILL YA!"
*Announcing the new superstar!*
Me: "As you may know, the president perished in what can only be described as an 'arse disaster' I have been tasked with presenting you, the fans with not one but TWO new superstars! Please welcome the first option... From the 1600's, weighing in at 226 lbs he is the notorious highwayman of the 1600's... JOHNNY TRIPLEARSE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SvEttR6HTY And of course... The second superstar... From Hollywood, California, weighing in at 209 lbs. He is a pornstar... HANK NUTZ! www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeat0l1_scQ Blatantly copying Val Venis... Here's the catch, only one gets the spot on the roster! So VOTE!"
